GM's thread about nothing (61 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish I was a loofah

Yes. My Mom & Sister were out of town for a volleyball tournament and my Dad rented it. I think that's when I fell in love with Bill Murray. I'll never forget asking my Dad why he got in trouble for saying "I think that sucks". WHAT??!! Pushups for that?! Why?! He told the truth!!"

My Dad just and said "the military isn't for you son".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#### having people tell you what to do all day. Amiright? #### yeah I am.

 

[T Bell]

Ninja>do you ever try standup anymore? I was pretty envious of your balls for trying.

The subtext here is that a lot of lawyers show sociopathic tendencies too, which is why a lot of them enviously (albeit naively) look at stand-up comedians.

 

[T Bell]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 4 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

Without having looked I'm going to guess that that thread is like a Bat(#### crazy) Signal to CurlyNight, amiright?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ninja>do you ever try standup anymore? I was pretty envious of your balls for trying.

The subtext here is that a lot of lawyers show sociopathic tendencies too, which is why a lot of them enviously (albeit naively) look at stand-up comedians.

Actors look at comedians, comedians look at actors and they all look at rock stars. Which look at actors and comedians.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

No sign of her.

Yet.

 

[Drifter]

Maybe just a PNW thing but I think Macklemore is awesome (and funny)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ninja>do you ever try standup anymore? I was pretty envious of your balls for trying.

The subtext here is that a lot of lawyers show sociopathic tendencies too, which is why a lot of them enviously (albeit naively) look at stand-up comedians.

Actors look at comedians, comedians look at actors and they all look at rock stars. Which look at actors and comedians.

whoa.

 

[Frostillicus]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 4 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

Without having looked I'm going to guess that that thread is like a Bat(#### crazy) Signal to CurlyNight, amiright?

Gekko post gone?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 4 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

Without having looked I'm going to guess that that thread is like a Bat(#### crazy) Signal to CurlyNight, amiright?

Gekko post gone?

Sorry, pg 5. Post 204.

 

[strykerpks]

Holy Christ, Olympus Has Fallen is an awful movie. I've seen better CGI and plot in a flysack shot video

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

You're in for a treat.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My stupid wife turned off the ice maker today, so me an my buddy are sitting here drinking and we are almost out of ice. I can't believe I'm saying this but I really wish I had some spare bags full of ice right now.

You have any frozen bagels? Put them in baggies and pour your drinks over them. Other frozen items might work equally poorly.

 

[shuke]

Really pleased to see that GM has decided to make it official by liking Rite Aid on Facebook.

 

[shuke]

Oh boy. There was some obnoxious guy, and because Walter White is dying and cool and all now, he put something in his car and made it catch on fire! Wow! You should see how upset that guy was! Boom!

 

[shuke]

Had a beer with shuke last night. Good times.

Thanks for picking me up at such a late notice. Top 5 cornholer.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Truck, looks like we get the favorites this weekend? I like that personally.

I like Seattle -3.5. Obviously wish I could've grabbed -3, but I think it was there and gone for literally minutes at Sportsbook. Seattle's HFA for a game like this must be worth 5-6 points, and on a neutral field I think they're about a wash at this point. But the public loves a team that goes on a late tear.

I have no clue or feel for the AFC game. Lots of injuries on the Denver side. That game's been ping-ponging around -5, which is a pretty weak number in the NFL, esp. in a high-scoring game.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Truck, looks like we get the favorites this weekend? I like that personally.

I like Seattle -3.5. Obviously wish I could've grabbed -3, but I think it was there and gone for literally minutes at Sportsbook. Seattle's HFA for a game like this must be worth 5-6 points, and on a neutral field I think they're about a wash at this point. But the public loves a team that goes on a late tear.

I have no clue or feel for the AFC game. Lots of injuries on the Denver side. That game's been ping-ponging around -5, which is a pretty weak number in the NFL, esp. in a high-scoring game.

Public has been on fire. Sticking to my guns here.

 

[T Bell]

What FBG persona would you attribute this Twitter account to?

 

[shuke]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

####, sorry to hear.

 

[shuke]

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Had a beer with shuke last night. Good times.

Thanks for picking me up at such a late notice. Top 5 cornholer.

How was the new car?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What FBG persona would you attribute this Twitter account to?

SlyBily27

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had a beer with shuke last night. Good times.

Thanks for picking me up at such a late notice. Top 5 cornholer.

How was the new car?

Now you're Rod Rodney?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What FBG persona would you attribute this Twitter account to?

SlyBily27

Mike Crimes?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Community was hysterical this week, btw. GB Dan Harmon.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching the American Dad where Roger was on the 1980 Olympic hockey team.

"I was the agitator, the enforcer, the goon! In that game vs Sweden I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute...he still writes me...I don't write back...what am I afraid of?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Community was hysterical this week, btw. GB Dan Harmon.

What was that a spoof on last week? We were lost.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watching the American Dad where Roger was on the 1980 Olympic hockey team.

"I was the agitator, the enforcer, the goon! In that game vs Sweden I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute...he still writes me...I don't write back...what am I afraid of?"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Community was hysterical this week, btw. GB Dan Harmon.

What was that a spoof on last week? We were lost.

Nothing, I don't think.

Chang greeting everyone with "What's up n-bombs" and just getting up to leave when the guy asked if he ever jerked off in the study room was .

ETA: Also a clever way to write Donald Glover off the show. Which sucks, because he's better at televisions than he is at rapping.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

####. Just, ####.

I don't know if I can be of any help, but feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata's on her way over. She's cooking my favorite meal - crab cakes and blahblahblahblahwhateverelsedoesn'tmatteritcouldbeturtlevomitandI'mokwithit. She's a southern Maryland gal, so making crab cakes is in her genes (where I'll be in an hour HAHAHAHA). Even so, I vetted her recipe

If they have WiFi in Cambodian prisons, I'll post the results Monday. Homer, I'll do some scouting while I'm there.

 

[heckmanm]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

TPW Drifter. And #### cancer.

This.

 

[Hawks64]

Some buddies I work with find Old Gregg hilarious. I don't get the funny.

Gave it 90 seconds. No funny found.

I gave it about 3 or 4 minutes and found no funny.

I haven't clicked. Is it like Smothers Brothers not funny? Female comedian not funny? Jews in an oven not funny? Dane Cook not funny?

Strange and odd. Disturbing.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My stupid wife turned off the ice maker today, so me an my buddy are sitting here drinking and we are almost out of ice. I can't believe I'm saying this but I really wish I had some spare bags full of ice right now.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Maybe just a PNW thing but I think Macklemore is awesome (and funny)

they played at Voodoo Fest and I thought they were pretty entertaining

 

[Tiger Fan]

Truck, looks like we get the favorites this weekend? I like that personally.

I like Seattle -3.5. Obviously wish I could've grabbed -3, but I think it was there and gone for literally minutes at Sportsbook. Seattle's HFA for a game like this must be worth 5-6 points, and on a neutral field I think they're about a wash at this point. But the public loves a team that goes on a late tear.

I have no clue or feel for the AFC game. Lots of injuries on the Denver side. That game's been ping-ponging around -5, which is a pretty weak number in the NFL, esp. in a high-scoring game.

I'm on the favs too

`

 

[krista4]

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

So good.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I found a house in a good location for me, via craigslist. Now, there's not many pictures, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I will see it Feb 1 when I'm in town. Hopefully I find some others to tour as well. The guy has been responsive, but his emails seem a little broken English. Hopefully it's not a scam. He's not asking for money or anything at least. I did a property search, and the owners are likely Asian, and this guy says he's the owner, except his name is Brian (not what I saw on county records -- maybe a son with American name?)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Drifter thopras

 

[Guster]

Mata's on her way over. She's cooking my favorite meal - crab cakes and blahblahblahblahwhateverelsedoesn'tmatteritcouldbeturtlevomitandI'mokwithit. She's a southern Maryland gal, so making crab cakes is in her genes (where I'll be in an hour HAHAHAHA). Even so, I vetted her recipe

If they have WiFi in Cambodian prisons, I'll post the results Monday. Homer, I'll do some scouting while I'm there.

i love you

 

[Guster]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

TPW Drifter. And #### cancer.

This.

Drifter is one of the good ones, hate to have you go through something like this :(

 

[General Malaise]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

Sorry man. :(

 

[General Malaise]

I found a house in a good location for me, via craigslist. Now, there's not many pictures, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I will see it Feb 1 when I'm in town. Hopefully I find some others to tour as well. The guy has been responsive, but his emails seem a little broken English. Hopefully it's not a scam. He's not asking for money or anything at least. I did a property search, and the owners are likely Asian, and this guy says he's the owner, except his name is Brian (not what I saw on county records -- maybe a son with American name?)

No, that's kind of par for the course. I Grouponed (apologies to the English language) a deal for a dental cleaning for a one Dr. Hans Alexander Go. I mean, with a name like that I sorta had to, you know? Went to the exam, Lilly white office, receptionist, hygienist.... Then Dr. Hans Alexander Go walks in looking and sounding very much like one of the guests of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 4 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

I thought you were GG?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I found a house in a good location for me, via craigslist. Now, there's not many pictures, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I will see it Feb 1 when I'm in town. Hopefully I find some others to tour as well. The guy has been responsive, but his emails seem a little broken English. Hopefully it's not a scam. He's not asking for money or anything at least. I did a property search, and the owners are likely Asian, and this guy says he's the owner, except his name is Brian (not what I saw on county records -- maybe a son with American name?)

No, that's kind of par for the course. I Grouponed (apologies to the English language) a deal for a dental cleaning for a one Dr. Hans Alexander Go. I mean, with a name like that I sorta had to, you know? Went to the exam, Lilly white office, receptionist, hygienist.... Then Dr. Hans Alexander Go walks in looking and sounding very much like one of the guests of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

You Grouponed dental work?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stripes is in everyone's top 5 comedies of the 80's list, amirite?

It's up there.

 

[BigJohn]

I would do so many dirty, dirty things to Alison Victoria.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I found a house in a good location for me, via craigslist. Now, there's not many pictures, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up. I will see it Feb 1 when I'm in town. Hopefully I find some others to tour as well. The guy has been responsive, but his emails seem a little broken English. Hopefully it's not a scam. He's not asking for money or anything at least. I did a property search, and the owners are likely Asian, and this guy says he's the owner, except his name is Brian (not what I saw on county records -- maybe a son with American name?)

No, that's kind of par for the course. I Grouponed (apologies to the English language) a deal for a dental cleaning for a one Dr. Hans Alexander Go. I mean, with a name like that I sorta had to, you know? Went to the exam, Lilly white office, receptionist, hygienist.... Then Dr. Hans Alexander Go walks in looking and sounding very much like one of the guests of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

You Grouponed dental work?

"So I booked this free prostate exam via a flyer tacked on the wall next to a urinal..."