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flysack's putting on a pretty good front in the gay for pay thread.

Like that little #### doesn't present like a red-assed baboon for some pegging.

 
It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

@SigmundBloom FBG retreat in Vegas this wknd. Let me know if you want me to punch or kiss any FBG for you. Also, vegas pros, any essential eats/shows/etc

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It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

@SigmundBloom FBG retreat in Vegas this wknd. Let me know if you want me to punch or kiss any FBG for you. Also, vegas pros, any essential eats/shows/etc

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I wish I didn't hate Twitter so much.

Add that to your little bingo card, f aggots

 
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It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

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:lmao:

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.
*snicker*

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.
DIH

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.
DIH
That's where the 3 in 1 oil comes in

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.
Kinda like the girl in my basement.

 
If I delete a post who gets it? I'm willing to sell my post deletions to the highest bidder.

 
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My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
Can you come fix my TV?
The new one or the ####ty one?
The older new one. The one where the HDMI ports fell off.
Are they just loose inside? Might just need to crack it open and re-adhere them.
Yes and it's already cracked open, I just don't know how/have the tools to restick them in there.
get a little short hdmi cable that has a female receptacle on one end. Open the back, plug it in and leave the female end laying exposed so you can insert the male part as often as you need.
There's nothing to plug it into.

 
If I delete a post who gets it? I'm willing to sell my post deletions to the highest bidder.
This could create a deletion cycle that we would never survive.

Freakonomics had something similar happen when they announced a prize for their 5000th Twitter follower. They had a rash of follow/unfollows so that they ended up going over it and then falling back under 7 or 8 times before calling an end to the contest.

 
If I delete a post who gets it? I'm willing to sell my post deletions to the highest bidder.
This could create a deletion cycle that we would never survive.Freakonomics had something similar happen when they announced a prize for their 5000th Twitter follower. They had a rash of follow/unfollows so that they ended up going over it and then falling back under 7 or 8 times before calling an end to the contest.
:lmao: They of all people should have seen that coming.
 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.
:lmao:

I have no idea how this is even possible unless you were using a jackhammer or something.
Well, I pulled off the old flapper pretty easily. It looked like an old diaphragm. I tried to put the new one on, but I wasn't sure where it hooked into. So then I saw this thing that looked like Homer Simpson's drinking bird and tried to loosen it up in hopes that the flapper would connect there. But when I bent it backwards to try and gain some leverage to loosen it up, something that looks very important and not easily replaceable snapped off. Like a bracket or something. I thought about using gorrila glue, but man, this is a toilet. I don't want to be jerryrigging something so vital to our daily existence. Well, after the bracket snapped off, I called my plumber, who is quite nice and very reasonable and after laughing at me agreed to meet me today. He usually books a week out, so he must have sensed my desperation and pitied me like most women who ever slept with me.

I hate housing projects.
The best part about this is your reference to "my plumber". You say it like "my accountant" or "my lawyer", like someone you have an ongoing relationship with.

 
It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

@SigmundBloom FBG retreat in Vegas this wknd. Let me know if you want me to punch or kiss any FBG for you. Also, vegas pros, any essential eats/shows/etc

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I wish I didn't hate Twitter so much.

Add that to your little bingo card, f aggots
ool

 
It's not Dodds, but there is this on Twitter.

@SigmundBloom FBG retreat in Vegas this wknd. Let me know if you want me to punch or kiss any FBG for you. Also, vegas pros, any essential eats/shows/etc

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:lmao:

 

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