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[Uruk-Hai]

Went down to Nashville with FWB and a couple of her friends and stayed with a couple they know that live there. It was one of the most epic nights I have had in a long time. Some highlights include...

- drinking really good bourbon (George T Stagg) before heading to a concert (Jake Bugg)

- getting a hot chick's number right in front of FWB and all her friends... she didn't like that one too much

- getting choked out by a senior citizen

- having extremely dirty, loud drunken sex that everyone else in the house apparently heard in great detail

- one of the girls in the group waking up wearing a shirt as pants

- my ride back to Cincy losing her cell phone, credit card and keys

- finding her cell phone (thanks find my iphone) and realizing it was in the cab we took home last night... which was parked at the cabbie's house in the middle of a Somalian ghetto. and having to go knocking door to door to try to find the cabbie because he wasn't answering calls from the taxi company. he never did come out, just unlocked the car from behind one of the random doors

This is all awesome, but what?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

uh. Still not sure I would want to be involved in fellatio with a frying pan around.

I don't even know how the logistics of that would work, but I have the same fears. On the other hand, it's ####### soft crabs so I'm willing to go along.

 

[mr roboto]

I've decided to quit trying to fix my car. I ran out of sunlight, and I also ran out of patience. We need two cars for work tomorrow and Tuesday, so I went over to my mother-in-law's house and stole their minivan. They're in Florida right now.

Will be gone for two weeks, so I figure I have some time until they get back and realize we took their car.

 

[Guster]

Went down to Nashville with FWB and a couple of her friends and stayed with a couple they know that live there. It was one of the most epic nights I have had in a long time. Some highlights include...

- drinking really good bourbon (George T Stagg) before heading to a concert (Jake Bugg)

- getting a hot chick's number right in front of FWB and all her friends... she didn't like that one too much

- getting choked out by a senior citizen

- having extremely dirty, loud drunken sex that everyone else in the house apparently heard in great detail

- one of the girls in the group waking up wearing a shirt as pants

- my ride back to Cincy losing her cell phone, credit card and keys

- finding her cell phone (thanks find my iphone) and realizing it was in the cab we took home last night... which was parked at the cabbie's house in the middle of a Somalian ghetto. and having to go knocking door to door to try to find the cabbie because he wasn't answering calls from the taxi company. he never did come out, just unlocked the car from behind one of the random doors

This is all awesome, but what?

We were getting ready to go to the next bar and one of the girls in our group was dancing with an old dude (70+). I walked up to them and asked if I could cut in

The dude said no, I said #### you and his instant reaction was to reach out and strangle me

 

[Guster]

First quarter score: Seattle 8 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to FatMax

 

[krista4]

First quarter score: Seattle 8 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to FatMax

RIP FatMax.

 

[Guster]

First quarter score: Seattle 8 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to FatMax

RIP FatMax.

 

[General Malaise]

FML

 

[SofaKings]

First quarter score: Seattle 8 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to FatMax

RIP FatMax.

lol

 

[Guster]

This game is insane. Seattle looks very impressive on D. So crazy

 

[YSR]

I really thought my SEA 0/DEN1 and SEA 3/DEN1 squares were contenders. Thanks a lot, Obama.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

This game is so not Oktoberfest

 

[mr roboto]

This Seattle defense looks legendary. It's really hard to do anything against them, they always are near the ball, they have faster players than the offense guys. This is crazy.

 

[Guster]

Halftime score: Seattle 22 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to Ignoramus

 

[UniAlias]

I am either going to be really happy or really disappointed tonight based on a bunch of other grown men I don't know playing a game in tight pants.

 

[mr roboto]

Pro, I'm really pulling for the hawks for you.

 

[YSR]

Can we redraw the squares? I know it was batted about the other day, didn't know if it was too late.

 

[YSR]

Because I got two 1s and that seems fishy.

 

[Abraham]

I wonder if that d bag elway is in the locker room giving manning tips on how to lose the Super Bowl.

 

[proninja]

Pro, I'm really pulling for the hawks for you.

Guys, I am so nervous and excited right now.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm recording this to jerk to later.

 

[mr roboto]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

 

[Ignoramus]

Her: "Next time, I'll fry up some soft crabs while sucking your ####"

I think this is literally the greatest sentence a woman can utter to a man.

Seriously.

 

[mr roboto]

Pretty sure I would also #### the red hot chili peppers.

 

[Ignoramus]

Halftime score: Seattle 22 - Denver 0

Squares winner: $500 to Ignoramus

 

[Ignoramus]

Expected a little more help from the language filter there.

 

[heckmanm]

Got really pumped with the safety (have 7-2) until it registered that Seattle got the 2 points, not Denver. Now I need 2 more safeties.

 

[mr roboto]

Expected a little more help from the language filter there.

LOL.

 

[heckmanm]

Keidis looks like an out-of work porn actor from 1983

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Jerry Ricecake?

NFL Network ripping off our fantasy foodball schtick

 

[mr roboto]

Percy. #######. Harvin.

 

[UniAlias]

This is crazy.

 

[Guster]

Seattle scored 12 seconds into each half. That's neat

 

[Ignoramus]

Congrats proninja. Well deserved. Total domination.

Now I'm getting drunk.

 

[Guster]

Seattle scored 12 seconds into each half. That's neat

I posted this before the ######## announcers said it

 

[UniAlias]

In for two.

Also would like to bet that the kickoff return coming back from halftime will be ran back for a touchdown.

BUMP

 

[kevzilla]

Even the biggest Seahawks hump could not have seen this coming. Oooof.

 

[Guster]

In for two.

Also would like to bet that the kickoff return coming back from halftime will be ran back for a touchdown.

BUMP

 

[proninja]

I am going to get drunk now

 

[YSR]

This is probably going to be unpopular, but I would probably let Bruno Mars put his penis somewhere, like maybe my forearm or clavicle or ######.

 

[Abraham]

This is probably going to be unpopular, but I would probably let Bruno Mars put his penis somewhere, like maybe my forearm or clavicle or ######.

And just think, no chance of pregnancy!

 

[mr roboto]

This is probably going to be unpopular, but I would probably let Bruno Mars put his penis somewhere, like maybe my forearm or clavicle or ######.

Copy cat.

 

[kevzilla]

How do you punt? Might as well engage in submissive peeing.

 

[Guster]

This is unbelievable. Wish I had put more money on Seattle

 

[Ignoramus]

JFC

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This is unbelievable. Wish I had put more money on Seattle

I loved Seattle but somehow kept hedging on Denver and tried to play for a middle. Oof.

 

[Guster]

This is unbelievable. Wish I had put more money on Seattle

I loved Seattle but somehow kept hedging on Denver and tried to play for a middle. Oof.

I was greedy and waiting for it to go to 3 and didn't get it so played lightly at 2.5

 

[mr roboto]

This is a ####### beating. Absolutely brutal.

 

[Guster]

Hell of a TD there. Denver has given up and there's more than a quarter left in the Super Bowl

 

[belljr]

9-0 thanks for passing seattle