GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Motherflippin NASCAR?

Wtf, Abe?

I like NASCAR.

 

[belljr]

Motherflippin NASCAR?

Wtf, Abe?

YOU LEAVE ABE ALONE, HES GOT GOOD TASTE

 

[Tiger Fan]

Abe just loves watching the cars fill up with gas multiple times in the same hour

 

[mr roboto]

I'm kind of buzzed, horny, and my wife is on the rag. I may get a little shower action tonite. Olympics sucks. Golf cancelled. I'm watching the BBC news.

 

[belljr]

I'm kind of buzzed, horny, and my wife is on the rag. I may get a little shower action tonite. Olympics sucks. Golf cancelled. I'm watching the BBC news.

golf on now ...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

My son comes home a minute ago.

I tell him "Hey come over here and watch this video. This sports radio station in Portland had a contest to find a new host."

My kid says "Is it that backwards hat guy?"

The Rudnicki legend spans all generations and an entire continent.

that video was awesome. needs more GM though. idiots.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My son comes home a minute ago.

I tell him "Hey come over here and watch this video. This sports radio station in Portland had a contest to find a new host."

My kid says "Is it that backwards hat guy?"

The Rudnicki legend spans all generations and an entire continent.

that video was awesome. needs more GM though. idiots.

Just realized I left out that part where I said "...and one of my internet friends entered."

 

[Guster]

a deeper look at doge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

a deeper look at doge

That guy needs to get some poon.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Abe just loves watching the cars fill up with gas multiple times in the same hour

oolo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

a deeper look at doge

wow

so words

many lingo

very article

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife's sister asked on facebook "public school or private school"? This was a response she got:

Your children are very young. I can't speak in that regard. However, I will say that in the 7th grade, I pulled Meghan from public school after she was beat up by a gaggle of nineth grade girls & boys. She had mouthed off to them, nothing that warranted a physical attack. She was at Sunset Junior High at the time. I was livid. Joe was staying in SLC a couple days while taking the legal bar and avoid all stressors of traffic and home for a couple days. I made the executive decision of pulling her from school afterwa\rds with principal & VP. I demanded to receive my daughter home after school in the same condition as I sent her, not bruised and beaten. For a week, I searched for a private school, then enrolled her at St. Paul's Lutheran . . which only ran through 8th grade. In the 9th frade, I sent her to St. Joseph's High school. I had no problem with the school, whatsoever. However, I learned in hind site (sadly), than many of the brite students were there because they had been in trouble in public school (fighting, drugs, disciplin, etc). They all looked so clean-cut and sharp in their uniforms. Who knew? Meg got tied up with a pretty girl who provided her with her first opportunity to smoke pot. Meghan soon began cutting, just as Rachel had been doing for several years. Meghan was in therapy for many years, for all the good it did (none). And on every antidepressant on the market at one time or another. They all made her more depressed and suicidal, for which she had a few hospitalizations. Now I believe she was never properly diagnosed . . . probably bi-polar. Somehow she dropped through the cracks . . it was missed by psychologists and psychiatrists, worst of all by her Mother. So to answer your question, my experience with private school was not good. Perhaps all of this would have happened regardless. I'll never know. In the ninth grade Meghan was selected as a cheerleader -- she was beautiful and an excellent gymnist. However, her GPA fell .5 below ninimum requirement. I begged St. Joseph's to allow her to somehow makeup the grade and fill the position. They refused. Woulda, shoulda, coulda . . . Well, you know the rest.

 

[-fish-]

a deeper look at doge

Tim thinks that guy is verbose

 

[Ignoramus]

This dude on NBC is trying real hard to make guys skiing and shooting into something more interesting than watching Tanner google for doge pics.

As I'm typing this, some dude named 'Shemp' entered the competition. Worst Stooge ever.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Sports Radio dream over. Not a semi-finalist. I did get on the highlight reel, so there's that. But just another thing I suck at.

Are you the chops wearer at 1:13?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This dude on NBC is trying real hard to make guys skiing and shooting into something more interesting than watching Tanner google for doge pics.

As I'm typing this, some dude named 'Shemp' entered the competition. Worst Stooge ever.

In HS I delivered pizzas, and for lunch every day we'd watch Three Stooges around 3 PM or so. My asst. manager preferred Shemp to Curly. Really actually true.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm reading a box of love letters written in 1949. He's a sailor deployed on the island of Kwajalein. She's a keypunch operator in New Jersey. They're my parents, resting in peace together forever. In two hours I eulogize my mom. I had a lot to say about hospice and the actively dying several days ago. In a PM I threatened to post it all here. I'm glad I didn't. Venting can be cathartic, but later it always reads like whining. I hate whining.

Even long lives of 87 seem too short. Hug your loved ones. Cherish time. Carry on.

Haven't gotten past this post, but well wishes sent your way CC. Your first 4 sentences are beautiful and tell, at least to me, a wonderful story.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata's here, making shrimp ravioli (?). I'm a broken man.

 

[Abraham]

Meghan?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Mata's here, making shrimp ravioli (?). I'm a broken man.

Thought I was in the soccer thread for a second.

 

[krista4]

Can we do Awau with flesh colored fabric in figure skating costumes? The polish chick skating now is quite fetching and looks like she's half naked. Except she's not.

Stupid flesh colored costume.

What I really want to know is why your autocorrect comes up with things like "Awau" and "Hapleban".

 

[krista4]

TPW Chaos Commish. Your post about your mom was lovely.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata's here, making shrimp ravioli (?). I'm a broken man.

Thought I was in the soccer thread for a second.

I hear ya, except this thread has people who are getting the sexy-times

 

[Guster]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

 

[bentley]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

 

[Abraham]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

What does that say about her choice of spouse?

 

[Guster]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

 

[YSR]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

 

[Gadzooks]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Keep me coming

 

[Guster]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Just forth record, it's not really creepy when you talk like this but it's still creepy when cos does it to you. Speaking of which, anyone heard from cos? I talked with him to get his squares $ right after the Super Bowl but haven't seen him around since. Hope he's ok

 

[Mr.Pack]

How'd that moops guy get so smart?

Seems meanish.

Something you are well versed in.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My wife's sister asked on facebook "public school or private school"? This was a response she got:

Your children are very young. I can't speak in that regard. However, I will say that in the 7th grade, I pulled Meghan from public school after she was beat up by a gaggle of nineth grade girls & boys. She had mouthed off to them, nothing that warranted a physical attack. She was at Sunset Junior High at the time. I was livid. Joe was staying in SLC a couple days while taking the legal bar and avoid all stressors of traffic and home for a couple days. I made the executive decision of pulling her from school afterwa\rds with principal & VP. I demanded to receive my daughter home after school in the same condition as I sent her, not bruised and beaten. For a week, I searched for a private school, then enrolled her at St. Paul's Lutheran . . which only ran through 8th grade. In the 9th frade, I sent her to St. Joseph's High school. I had no problem with the school, whatsoever. However, I learned in hind site (sadly), than many of the brite students were there because they had been in trouble in public school (fighting, drugs, disciplin, etc). They all looked so clean-cut and sharp in their uniforms. Who knew? Meg got tied up with a pretty girl who provided her with her first opportunity to smoke pot. Meghan soon began cutting, just as Rachel had been doing for several years. Meghan was in therapy for many years, for all the good it did (none). And on every antidepressant on the market at one time or another. They all made her more depressed and suicidal, for which she had a few hospitalizations. Now I believe she was never properly diagnosed . . . probably bi-polar. Somehow she dropped through the cracks . . it was missed by psychologists and psychiatrists, worst of all by her Mother. So to answer your question, my experience with private school was not good. Perhaps all of this would have happened regardless. I'll never know. In the ninth grade Meghan was selected as a cheerleader -- she was beautiful and an excellent gymnist. However, her GPA fell .5 below ninimum requirement. I begged St. Joseph's to allow her to somehow makeup the grade and fill the position. They refused. Woulda, shoulda, coulda . . . Well, you know the rest.

wow

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How'd that moops guy get so smart?

Seems meanish.

Something you are well versed in.

 

[Abraham]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Just forth record, it's not really creepy when you talk like this but it's still creepy when cos does it to you. Speaking of which, anyone heard from cos? I talked with him to get his squares $ right after the Super Bowl but haven't seen him around since. Hope he's ok

Heard from him today. He's out of town on family business. He is ok.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Where's UH? I bet he likes the Dazz Band

Cameo FTW

 

[-fish-]

Got so drunk last night that I passed through hungover, took a nap, and woke up drunk.

Daddy/daughter ball tonight. Stretch limo, dinner, dancing. 6 screaming girls. I'm thinking Irish coffee.

 

[YSR]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Just forth record, it's not really creepy when you talk like this but it's still creepy when cos does it to you. Speaking of which, anyone heard from cos? I talked with him to get his squares $ right after the Super Bowl but haven't seen him around since. Hope he's ok

I'm going to stop, I'm actually starting to creep myself out a little.

P and S: I never said cos creeped me out, did I? I hope not. And I hope he's doing okay as well.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Who died and elected GM general?

I think of him more like our big toe.

 

[Guster]

Got so drunk last night that I passed through hungover, took a nap, and woke up drunk.

Daddy/daughter ball tonight. Stretch limo, dinner, dancing. 6 screaming girls. I'm thinking Irish coffee.

I've got daddy/daughter dance next weekend. I'll be taking my daughter to dinner at the pub across the street beforehand. I'm not limo rich, but then again, I don't have a spelling bee ribbon winning daughter either

 

[Mr.Pack]

GM is WAAAAY too white

"Don't fire until you see the whites of his eyes."

"I never saw them, and I think he just passed right through us."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Willard?

 

[Guster]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Just forth record, it's not really creepy when you talk like this but it's still creepy when cos does it to you. Speaking of which, anyone heard from cos? I talked with him to get his squares $ right after the Super Bowl but haven't seen him around since. Hope he's ok

I'm going to stop, I'm actually starting to creep myself out a little.

P and S: I never said cos creeped me out, did I? I hope not. And I hope he's doing okay as well.

He might not have creeped you out, but as a guy that is infinitely familiar with toeing the creepy line I recognize when it's crossed.

And Bentley is awesome. He's an inspiration as a father, businessman and person. I'm just naturally too snarky and too much of a huge ####### to pull off the charm he has. He and Thorn are two of the most universally liked people I know

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever watch this show Lost Girl? Stupid SyFy crap, but good gawd almighty, the main chick is insanely hot...and her spritely little sidekick is Homeriffic as well.

(available on Netflix)

(sorry GM)

 

[-fish-]

Got so drunk last night that I passed through hungover, took a nap, and woke up drunk.

Daddy/daughter ball tonight. Stretch limo, dinner, dancing. 6 screaming girls. I'm thinking Irish coffee.

I've got daddy/daughter dance next weekend. I'll be taking my daughter to dinner at the pub across the street beforehand. I'm not limo rich, but then again, I don't have a spelling bee ribbon winning daughter either

We split the limo three ways. It ends up pretty cheap, and the girls feel like princesses. Totally worth it. They like the limo ride better than the dance.

 

[-fish-]

I've never met Bentley, but now I want to #### him

 

[kevzilla]

At a place called Pinthouse Pizza. You beer nerds would love the variety, but every hipster in Austin is here. Dudes in scarves everywhere you look.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This reminds me, my brother (Wrigley) threatened to beat me up a few weeks ago because I popped a balloon full of confetti in his kitchen during his daughters 1st birthday party.

Still picking this #### up.

And I may have overserved myself.

This should do it

 

[Guster]

Anyone ever watch this show Lost Girl? Stupid SyFy crap, but good gawd almighty, the main chick is insanely hot...and her spritely little sidekick is Homeriffic as well.

(available on Netflix)

(sorry GM)

I'm staying in tonight and was looking for something to watch on Netflix or Amazon. Maybe I'll give it a try?

 

[YSR]

And Bentley is awesome. He's an inspiration as a father, businessman and person. I'm just naturally too snarky and too much of a huge ####### to pull off the charm he has. He and Thorn are two of the most universally liked people I know

Thorn's a bag of #####.

 

[Guster]

Anyone ever watch this show Lost Girl? Stupid SyFy crap, but good gawd almighty, the main chick is insanely hot...and her spritely little sidekick is Homeriffic as well.

(available on Netflix)

(sorry GM)

I'm staying in tonight and was looking for something to watch on Netflix or Amazon. Maybe I'll give it a try?

Oh and any other recos? Assume I've been living under a rock and haven't seen any movies ever.

I generally find comedies unfunny unless they have dry/witty humor

Action movies are good mindless fodder but don't really excite me

Any movies I must see or else meet the scorn of the GMTAN?