GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[krista4]

Henry, if I may call you Henry, a little primer that others can add to (shot videos and Thorning have already been explained). I have left out many of our most illustrious posters so that someone else can do some of the work, too, ya lazy bastards:

Making crock pot chicken means masturbation.

Something being on your bingo card means you really hate it. Masturbation is not on anyone's bingo card.

Old jokes should be directed to Tanner even though there are several here older.

Netflix and spelling questions should be directed to GM.

If you attend the Second Annual Fixie Bike and Knitting Benefit for the Chronically Warty, you are probably Disco Stu.

If you watch TV shows years after their runs ended and move every three weeks, you are probably me.

If you have magic space hair, you are probably kevzilla.

If you are pregnant through two or more presidential administrations, you are probably YSR.

If you have genital warts, you are just like 85% of other sexually active adult males.

If you buy gas one gallon at a time, you are probably Abraham. (This is actually actually true.)

Something that is "actually true" is not actually true, except when it is.

Gadzooks, Thorn and Guster are often confused for one another. I keep them straight because I only like two of them. (actually true)

Paws off bentley; he's mine. YSR gets sloppy seconds.

please enter these into the GMTAN notebook. TIA

www.gmtan.org

Sounds tedious.

 

[krista4]

Any mattress shopping advice?

Send someone else to do it. Mattress shopping is worse than being in a pileup with the herpes bus and the AIDS bus.

 

[General Malaise]

Six Feet Under is top 5 for me.

 

[Henry Ford]

Okay, got the laptop out and can make good on those pictures discussed several pages ago.

Lost Girl is a Canadian tv show about a woman who finds out she's a succubus (feeds on the life force of human beings through sexual contact) and happens to be bisexual. All of the following pictures are Not Safe For Work, assuming you don't work at a strip club.

Huh. Okay, despite there being no naughty bits shown, and this entire body of work showing on television, apparently I can't show these pictures.

So... I guess the polls of teen college girls getting drunk and wearing lingerie are cool, but I can't link to scenes from a tv show on syfy?

Since apparently a mod has placed a Vladimir Putin-like ban on my posting gifs of lesbians... umm... searching for the remote under the covers, here is an approximate re-enactment using a cat and a Barbie doll.

 

[Abraham]

I appreciate the effort but I don't know if rude is going to let that go.

 

[cosjobs]

Any mattress shopping advice?

Send someone else to do it. Mattress shopping is worse than being in a pileup with the herpes bus and the AIDS bus.

There's an 85% chance zooks is driving the Herpes bus

 

[Henry Ford]

I appreciate the effort but I don't know if rude is going to let that go.

I edited them out per this suggestion. No bits facebook would censor were shown.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Okay, got the laptop out and can make good on those pictures discussed several pages ago.

Lost Girl is a Canadian tv show about a woman who finds out she's a succubus (feeds on the life force of human beings through sexual contact) and happens to be bisexual. All of the following pictures are Not Safe For Work, assuming you don't work at a strip club.

Huh. Okay, despite there being no naughty bits shown, and this entire body of work showing on television, apparently I can't show these pictures.

So... I guess the polls of teen college girls getting drunk and wearing lingerie are cool, but I can't link to scenes from a tv show on syfy?

No one listens to Abe, hth

 

[Abraham]

I appreciate the effort but I don't know if rude is going to let that go.

I edited them out. No bits facebook would censor were shown.

Oh. It's not you. Rather rude can be moody when the Bills lost and, well, they lose a lot.

 

[strykerpks]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

I think 50 would be a solid line to get some action on both sides

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

I think 50 would be a solid line to get some action on both sides

Each, right?

 

[T Bell]

Sports Radio dream over. Not a semi-finalist. I did get on the

God the rest of that highlight reel is painfully bad and about what you'd expect - a bunch of amateurs trying to sound like radio guys and completely failing.

 

[Abraham]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

I think 50 would be a solid line to get some action on both sides

Huh? My brother in law and I go through two cases in a day about four times a year without trying.

 

[strykerpks]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

I think 50 would be a solid line to get some action on both sides

Each, right?

Well duh

 

[Henry Ford]

I appreciate the effort but I don't know if rude is going to let that go.

I edited them out. No bits facebook would censor were shown.

Oh. It's not you. Rather rude can be moody when the Bills lost and, well, they lose a lot.

It's February. I think we can all agree that it's going to be a long time before the Bills lose a game between January and July.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

I think 50 would be a solid line to get some action on both sides

Each, right?

Well duh

 

[Henry Ford]

I appreciate the effort but I don't know if rude is going to let that go.

Alright. Re-edited for family consumption. Now with a cat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

 

[Henry Ford]

Totally fixed, Comrade.

 

[Guster]

Okay, got the laptop out and can make good on those pictures discussed several pages ago.

Lost Girl is a Canadian tv show about a woman who finds out she's a succubus (feeds on the life force of human beings through sexual contact) and happens to be bisexual. All of the following pictures are Not Safe For Work, assuming you don't work at a strip club.

Since apparently a mod has placed a Vladmir Putin-like ban on my posting gifs of lesbians... umm... searching for the remote under the covers, here is an approximate re-enactment using a cat and a Barbie doll.

Well played

 

[Abraham]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

Just once I'd like someone else to be the reason the thread gets axed. Just ducking once.

 

[Guster]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

Just once I'd like someone else to be the reason the thread gets axed. Just ducking once.

We'd still find a way to blame you

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol at comrade

 

[T Bell]

So there's a running joke in my family about how my dad constantly offers me coffee even though I hate it and he knows that. Anyway my sister is back home visiting and we had this text exchange this morning:

Sis: Hey PJ, dad made a pot of coffee for you.

Me: Excellent. I hope he knows I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter and 500 miles away.

I thought that was a pretty good line.

Awwwww, you want affirmation!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Any mattress shopping advice?

Is it for your own bed? If so, get a good one. That's on item where you get what you pay for. You don't have to go top of the line, but I'd be prepared to spend over a $1,000.

 

[Gadzooks]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Would you stop saying that? It's just wrong.

 

[T Bell]

Any mattress shopping advice?

Send someone else to do it. Mattress shopping is worse than being in a pileup with the herpes bus and the AIDS bus.

This is all wrong.

Bring a blow up doll with you and get on your knees on each bed with the doll assuming the position in front of you and test each one out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

Don't forget Walter Goggles wonderful acting*.

*looking all bug-eyed and overacting

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?

 

[Abraham]

K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.

 

[Fuller]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

You make me pull, Imma put you down.

ewpewpew:

 

[krista4]

K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.

I'm not sure if I can take that much Denis Leary (that's his show, right?). I don't hate him like I hate Joaquin Phoenix or all gingers other than T Bell and Ignoramus, but he can grate on me.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

 

[T Bell]

I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

Wok the ####?

BTW, drunk (brick and mortar) shopping can be incredibly fun with the right people.

 

[krista4]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

Wok the ####?

She wanted to cook the shrimp in a wok. I didn't have one, but I thought sure Wally World would. We couldn't find one, though that could have been user error.

 

[phrozen]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

I had scrapple for breakfast as well

love the stuff

oh I figured I give the thread a shot so OMG HI 2 EVERYONE!!!

 

[DSP]

Ive never set foot in a walmart and never will

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Ah, bentley using his "Henry Le" alias again. Of course, I'm sure you knew nothing about it...........

 

[T Bell]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

My girlfriend's cat was doing this for a while. I think she bought about four different $80 Macbook power cords. No animal is worth that. I'm not even sure a child is worth that.

 

[T Bell]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Ah, bentley using his "Henry Le" alias again. Of course, I'm sure you knew nothing about it...........

Try not to look too bow-legged when Mr. Krista returns home.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?

Your RoboCop video had some porn popups or something.

 

[krista4]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Ah, bentley using his "Henry Le" alias again. Of course, I'm sure you knew nothing about it...........

Mr. krista and bentley are having an affair???

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

My girlfriend's cat was doing this for a while. I think she bought about four different $80 Macbook power cords. No animal is worth that. I'm not even sure a child is worth that.

I know rabbits and puppies chew so am hoping there is some solution I can find online. I haven't had a cat do this before, and this one decided to take it up a full two years after we took him in.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

I had scrapple for breakfast as well

love the stuff

oh I figured I give the thread a shot so OMG HI 2 EVERYONE!!!

Welcome, phrozen & Henry! Big fan of both. Welcome also, DSP, though you haven't been around long enough to have elicited a "fan" or "no fan" feeling from me.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your major export is chrome?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Ah, bentley using his "Henry Le" alias again. Of course, I'm sure you knew nothing about it...........

Mr. krista and bentley are having an affair???

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

My girlfriend's cat was doing this for a while. I think she bought about four different $80 Macbook power cords. No animal is worth that. I'm not even sure a child is worth that.

I know rabbits and puppies chew so am hoping there is some solution I can find online. I haven't had a cat do this before, and this one decided to take it up a full two years after we took him in.

Once Oliver gets a look at the man-god that is bentley, what do you think?

 

[Gadzooks]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your major export is chrome?

I love you.

Some **** wart cream headed to the man with the backwards hat.

 

[phrozen]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

I had scrapple for breakfast as well

love the stuff

oh I figured I give the thread a shot so OMG HI 2 EVERYONE!!!

Welcome, phrozen & Henry! Big fan of both. Welcome also, DSP, though you haven't been around long enough to have elicited a "fan" or "no fan" feeling from me.

so are you a fan of Rapa Scrapple?

I grew up on the Eastern Shore so scrapple is a staple of breakfast.

Our local Whole Foods started to carry organic Scrapple which I must say is pretty good. Rapa is a little better but I can give with the organic stuff.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

I had scrapple for breakfast as well

love the stuff

oh I figured I give the thread a shot so OMG HI 2 EVERYONE!!!

Welcome, phrozen & Henry! Big fan of both. Welcome also, DSP, though you haven't been around long enough to have elicited a "fan" or "no fan" feeling from me.

so are you a fan of Rapa Scrapple?

I grew up on the Eastern Shore so scrapple is a staple of breakfast.

Our local Whole Foods started to carry organic Scrapple which I must say is pretty good. Rapa is a little better but I can give with the organic stuff.

Oh, HELL yes! Rapa it was. We used to make it at home, too, but I still like Rapa better.

ETA: I'm from Deale on the Western Shore, which I think was originally from your neck of the woods and got lost (probably while drunk).