GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your chief export is chrome.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your chief export is chrome.

Rip, Coach

 

[DSP]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Oh man... Last time I upgraded my DirecTV receiver the guy forgot to take the power cord from the old one. Plus I have an old receiver that they never sent the return shipping box. So I'm swimming in spare DirecTV power cords here

:( We might need them if we don't get the chewing under control.

We did have some from other receivers, though, and they weren't the same as the one we need.

Had a dog one time who wouldn't stop getting into the trash when we were gone. Started dusting the trash with red pepper, cayenne, and tobasco. Stopped after one day, though I'm pretty sure the pooch #### on our bed in retaliation.

Not sure how to translate that method into utility cords (maybe wrap the cord in condoms filled with Habanero cheese?), so I've apparently posted this for no reason.

 

[Frostillicus]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your major export is chrome?

I love you.

Some **** wart cream headed to the man with the backwards hat.

He's wrong though.

 

[phrozen]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

if you do this, you need to prove it is you on the video. Say this is for GM or hold a penny up before you drink - something.

 

[-fish-]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your major export is chrome?

I love you.

Some **** wart cream headed to the man with the backwards hat.

He's wrong though.

chief.

 

[northern exposure]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

Don't forget Walter Goggles wonderful acting*.

*looking all bug-eyed and overacting

What about his role as the transexual in Sons of Anarchy?

 

[proninja]

who was it that posted an Onion story as if it was true? Bueno?

this reminded me of that

Haven't read the thread, but saw this. Can this possibly be true?

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/

Really shocked it would be a mind as brilliant as his that gets fooled by satire

 

[proninja]

City shutdown in full effect. Out of beer. This could get ugly.

my co-workers in our Portland office were sending me photos of the snow. looked beautiful. I got stuck in Portland one time it snowed. GB you hippies that don't use salt on the roads. Sand to melt snow is about effective of using a blowdryer.

Great for the auto industry though.

 

[proninja]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

 

[DSP]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

if you do this, you need to prove it is you on the video. Say this is for GM or hold a penny up before you drink - something.

Im going to mention all of you.

 

[Mr.Pack]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Oh man... Last time I upgraded my DirecTV receiver the guy forgot to take the power cord from the old one. Plus I have an old receiver that they never sent the return shipping box. So I'm swimming in spare DirecTV power cords here

:( We might need them if we don't get the chewing under control.

We did have some from other receivers, though, and they weren't the same as the one we need.

Had a dog one time who wouldn't stop getting into the trash when we were gone. Started dusting the trash with red pepper, cayenne, and tobasco. Stopped after one day, though I'm pretty sure the pooch #### on our bed in retaliation.

Not sure how to translate that method into utility cords (maybe wrap the cord in condoms filled with Habanero cheese?), so I've apparently posted this for no reason.

Bitter Apple Spray FTW

 

[Gadzooks]

Albania, Albania

You border on the Adriactic

Your land is mostly mountainous

Finish the next line without cheating and I'll send you some **** wart cream.

And your major export is chrome?

I love you.

Some **** wart cream headed to the man with the backwards hat.

He's wrong though.

Good point. Sorry Rude, the #### wart cream is now going to Minnesconson.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Butt chug?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Whew

I looked it up and knew I was wrong but didn't want to cheat.

 

[DSP]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

 

[Gadzooks]

Testing:

Some **** wart cream.

the #### wart cream.

Eat a #### wart cream.

Frosty likes **** wart cream.

Coconuts.

 

[Annyong]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

Just do it already.

 

[FDAS]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

I don't trust people who don't drink bourbon.

 

[Fuller]

Not sure if this has hit ESPN or NFL Network yet, but the Buffalo Bills home office is relocating to the North Memphis 'hood

 

[proninja]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

Just do it already.

 

[proninja]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

I don't trust people who don't drink bourbon.

I don't know if I'd go that far. I know plenty of women who don't like bourbon that I trust.

 

[DSP]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

 

[Henry Ford]

So I started watching what may be the worst reality TV show I've ever seen last night. "Are You The One?". Has anyone seen this travesty?

I should mention, when I have really messed up clients, I drink more, watch awful television, and talk about said awful television until I get back to representing people whose problems don't make my brain hurt.

 

[FDAS]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

I don't trust people who don't drink bourbon.

I don't know if I'd go that far. I know plenty of women who don't like bourbon that I trust.

I can't help you if you are naturally inclined to trust women, in the first place.

 

[DSP]

I should clarify. I like liquor in mixed drinks but straight up makes me sick. Just the smell makes me gag.

 

[T Bell]

Sherlock is good?

It must be tough being Sherlock Holmes - you never know whether someone's being sincere or sarcastic when they compliment you.

"Nice job, Sherlock."

 

[Gadzooks]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.

 

[DSP]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.

Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place

 

[T Bell]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

It's a shot video, you're not going to win any Oscars. I have faith you can produce this masterpiece without her assistance.

Not without a computer and wecam which she has. I also cant drink here because its a halfway house. If I get caught sneaking beer in I will either have to go to detox for two weeks or im homeless. I have to do it at her place

No half measures, DSP.

 

[DSP]

Half measure?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Young Fuller

Doge sans doge-shtick

#### vs #### (SFW but probably a repost)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

Is she from Canada? Did you meet her at Niagra Falls?

 

[proninja]

as much as I'd like to egg this guy on, bringing booze into a halfway house seems like a remarkably terrible idea

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not sure if this has hit ESPN or NFL Network yet, but the Buffalo Bills home office is relocating to the North Memphis 'hood

 

[Guster]

Decided to rewatch The Sopranos. I saw the first three seasons and little bits of the rest, but I lived in Belgium for a year during the middle of the series and lost track.

I was planning on making my daughter a little storage unit for her arts and crafts stuff, but now I really want to start drinking. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I'll cut the wood quickly and then start drinking after I don't need to use power tools anymore.

Happy Sunday

 

[shuke]

Any mattress shopping advice?

I've got a new king bed in the garage waiting to be assembled, just need to find a mattress now.

 

[shuke]

Charv/Rude/Truck - My link

Someone explain this to me.

Liverpool fans sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" before every game. This particular rendition is from a tour of Australia last year. 90,000 people showed up and provided a pretty moving performance of the song.

Its relevant because we were talking soccer before a huge match between Liverpool and Arsenal yesterday. Liverpool ####stomped them 5-1 and now stand a decent chance of making the Champions League for the first time in quite a while.

Still confused. I'll wait for the GM version.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dont worry folks ill be posting a chug video soon. My gf is going to help

Why don't you just have her do the shot video instead

She doesnt drink. I cant do a shot video becwuse Idont like liquor. Im going to chug two 22oz of guiness stout.

Is that good enough?

I don't trust people who don't drink bourbon.

I don't know if I'd go that far. I know plenty of women who don't like bourbon that I trust.

You trust women?

 

[DSP]

I cant do the video til at least saturday. She lives two hours away

Is she from Canada? Did you meet her at Niagra Falls?

I live in the north bronx. She lives in south brooklyn. Its a 1:30 train ride and then a 30 minute walk to get to her

 

[shuke]

K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.

Confirmed. Would be must-watch if not for the last two seasons.

 

[DSP]

as much as I'd like to egg this guy on, bringing booze into a halfway house seems like a remarkably terrible idea

Ive done it several times but I dont feel like pushing it right now while im close to getting the hell out of this zoo

 

[shuke]

K4 - for serial shows you may have missed, the first few seasons of rescue me are extraordinary. The last 2-3 seasons are so bad that it makes godfather 3 look like Shakespeare.

I'm not sure if I can take that much Denis Leary (that's his show, right?). I don't hate him like I hate Joaquin Phoenix or all gingers other than T Bell and Ignoramus, but he can grate on me.

It's not his typical stand-up character.

 

[shuke]

Tanner posting porn links last night isn't going to help this thread survive. If something needs NSFW tags, might not want to post.

Wait. What? I was a little drunk last night. What was it?

Your RoboCop video had some porn popups or something.

"porn popups"? What about the actual video showing the guys GETTING THEIR ##### BLOWN TO SHREDS?

 

[shuke]

Mimosas & scrapple for breakfast.

Mata & I got half-crocked and went to Wal Mart yesterday to pick up some stuff. I normally avoid that joint like the plague, but I had a couple of gift cards to use. I think we managed to offend pretty much everyone we saw between being horny, loud, and not giving a ####. I think we also bought a couple of bacon bowls on line last night after seeing a commercial on TV. I do remember buying a wok from Amazon (Wal Mart didn't have any - wtf?).

I had scrapple for breakfast as well

love the stuff

oh I figured I give the thread a shot so OMG HI 2 EVERYONE!!!

Hell yea.

 

[T Bell]

Decided to rewatch The Sopranos. I saw the first three seasons and little bits of the rest, but I lived in Belgium for a year during the middle of the series and lost track.

I was planning on making my daughter a little storage unit for her arts and crafts stuff, but now I really want to start drinking. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I'll cut the wood quickly and then start drinking after I don't need to use power tools anymore.

Happy Sunday

Measure once, pour twice.

 

[shuke]

One of our cats has decided to take up the charming habit of chewing through cords. We've bought two new ethernet cords just this week, and this morning as I was watching the Olympics, POW, suddenly no TV because he had chewed through the DirecTV receiver cord.

Finding a DirecTV receiver cord on a Sunday in the South could be challenging, but after a few tries I spotted, on a list of DirecTV retailers within 50 miles of Atlanta, the name "Henry Le" and said to Mr. krista, "He'll answer." Sure enough, he picked up and claims to have what we need, though he's not in the shop address that is listed on the DirecTV site. Instead he said he would text the address and we had to be there within two hours.

Mr. krista now has cash-in-hand and is on his way to meet some guy at a house 30 miles from here to buy a receiver cord. RIP Mr. krista.

Wait, what kind of special receiver cord do you need?

I don't know? The cord was really unusual looking. Why?

I'm with Rude. I don't think they have special cables. I haven't seen one on my DirecTV setup

The power cord itself where it plugs into the box, half of it is square shaped and the other half cylindrical.

 

[Guster]

A mid-day Shukeling!!

 

[shuke]

Truck> big game tomorrow night.

Yeah, not expecting much.

Love some individual cats on this team, overall I think they play like garbage. Lots of 1-on-1, and they pass as it were a last resort. And Giffey should play more.

And I'm still depressed about the Big East.

Meh, I'm over it.

Well yeah but Cincinnati is a conference USA team.

Right, obviously I wasn't as emotionally invested in it after only 10 years, but the current AAC >>> current BE.