GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Michael Sam, more like Michael Look At Me, I Have Two First Names.

Homosexuals seem up to something.

 

[kevzilla]

I regret my excess of last night, and appreciate Rude's pruning of same. This thread deserves better.

 

[Henry Ford]

I just spent an hour fixing my dishwasher. My wife now thinks I "still have it." I guess "it" is a set of star screwdrivers and a basic understanding of applied physics at the same level as a high school dropout who works in a dishwasher assembly factory.

Sometime this week I have to fix the a/c actuator or some such thing on my car. My wife, as usual, will not appreciate my skills.

I replaced the o-rings and recharged the a/c on my wife's car last year and she looked at me like I'd discovered fire.

 

[Henry Ford]

Feel like my "i'm cousins with a Chechen terrorist" shtick is getting snowed under here.

I did offer to throw her a bone if you get her a nose job.

 

[Henry Ford]

Get, obviously. Sadly, board won't let me edit. My OCD is screaming.

 

[heckmanm]

The previews for "Mr Peabody & Sherman" make me all stabby.

ETA - almost irrationally so. Not just "this looks awful and I won't go see it", but "I'm physically angry at the very existence of this movie and would like to use a WABAC machine to prevent its very existence".

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Just noticed my first grey hair.

This is being discussed in MOP's thread also.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Feel like my "i'm cousins with a Chechen terrorist" shtick is getting snowed under here.

I laughed

 

[Limp Ditka]

I regret my excess of last night, and appreciate Rude's pruning of same. This thread deserves better.

This

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?

"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

Take a video of yourself doing a shot of your favorite booze. Post it on YouTube and post a link here.

Thorn does hilarious videos, then takes them down after a few hours, frustrating those who weren't around at 2:00 AM.

A quick aside: I certainly don't speak for everyone here. But there are two rules (more like guidelines, really) to GMTAN.

1. DO be entertaining.

b. DONT be a dickmitten.

It really is that simple. Don't sweat the inside jokes, they'll be clear in time. Welcome!

Yes, like GM.

I've been here all along and don't get most of them.

 

[Guster]

I for one would like to commend Mr. Rudnicki for the effort he has been putting in, especially over the last week, to keep this thread and its posters alive and well. As an homage, the next time I decided to wear a baseball cap, I will wear it backwards. In all sincerity, thank you

 

[Tiger Fan]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

 

[FDAS]

Get, obviously. Sadly, board won't let me edit. My OCD is screaming.

So, you're a lawyer, who appears to be pretty handy around the house, yet can't figure out how to edit a post?

 

[FDAS]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Bluemagic

 

[FDAS]

#### no one cares about:

1) The kid is home from school with croup

2) I took the day off, even though I work from home and can ignore work if i I want to, simply to avoid a conference call.

3) Thinking about having a second bagel for breakfast.

ETA: I'm curious who out of Thorn, Guster, and Zooks, Krista doesn't like. I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation.

 

[Ignoramus]

#### no one cares about:

1) The kid is home from school with croup

2) I took the day off, even though I work from home and can ignore work if i I want to, simply to avoid a meeting

3) Thinking about having a second bagel for breakfast.

ETA: I'm curious who out of Thorn, Guster, and Zooks, Krista doesn't like. I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation.

If 'bagel' is code for 'Bloody Mary' I say go for it. If not, you should probably consider your health and skip the extra calories.

 

[charvik]

Curling not on. Did Swiss win?

Swiss men lost, Russia's ladies won, swedish ladies by 2 and Swiss ladies too. All in all 2-2 night, plus 30-40 cents or soETA: +51 cents

 

[Henry Ford]

Get, obviously. Sadly, board won't let me edit. My OCD is screaming.

So, you're a lawyer, who appears to be pretty handy around the house, yet can't figure out how to edit a post?

I hit "edit" and it came up blank. Six times.

 

[FDAS]

Get, obviously. Sadly, board won't let me edit. My OCD is screaming.

So, you're a lawyer, who appears to be pretty handy around the house, yet can't figure out how to edit a post?

I hit "edit" and it came up blank. Six times.

Oh, NICE BOARD JOE.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just noticed my first grey hair.

Me too!

Crazy, I know. You don't like me, but it seems we're on the same path here.

 

[FDAS]

Just noticed my first grey hair.

Me too!

Crazy, I know. You don't like me, but it seems we're on the same path here.

You seem too sensitive concerning whether people from Minnesota like you.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just spent an hour fixing my dishwasher. My wife now thinks I "still have it." I guess "it" is a set of star screwdrivers and a basic understanding of applied physics at the same level as a high school dropout who works in a dishwasher assembly factory.

Sometime this week I have to fix the a/c actuator or some such thing on my car. My wife, as usual, will not appreciate my skills.

I fixed our gas stove about a month or so ago. Had to replace the oven thermostat. Worked out way better than I thought, and the oven actually still works. Can't use one burner on the stovetop though, because I must have jogged a gas line loose and everytime she uses it, the gas smell is really bad.

Probably should get someone out there to look at that before we blow the house up. But that aside, i was pretty proud of myself for fixing it.

 

[Annyong]

lol yeah, have someone take a look at that.

 

[Mr.Pack]

If you guys stop talking to it, it will get bored and go away.

Exactly.

Well it didn't work with me, but yea, for the most part you're spot on.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tried to catch up, but too much nonsense.

Did I miss anything important.

I feel honored to have been 'important' enough to have made flysack's note submission form.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just noticed my first grey hair.

Me too!

Crazy, I know. You don't like me, but it seems we're on the same path here.

What are you talking about?

 

[cosjobs]

I hate the Swiss.

DSP's Swiss?

 

[Henry Ford]

Tried to catch up, but too much nonsense.

Did I miss anything important.

I feel honored to have been 'important' enough to have made flysack's note submission form.

Someone poked a bear, and candy came out.

 

[cosjobs]

You know, I've never been to the Derby and I could use an event like that on my calendar. Can we get tickets and hotel rooms and stuff?

Yep, but last year we stayed at my place in Cincy and took a party bus down and back

pencilled in

 

[strykerpks]

#### no one cares about:

1) The kid is home from school with croup

2) I took the day off, even though I work from home and can ignore work if i I want to, simply to avoid a meeting

3) Thinking about having a second bagel for breakfast.

ETA: I'm curious who out of Thorn, Guster, and Zooks, Krista doesn't like. I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation.

I'm home with my kid who has a double ear infection and pinkeye

Wanna cyber during naptime?

 

[cosjobs]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Remember how we were BFFs with Bin Laden when Russia invaded Afghanistan?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just noticed my first grey hair.

Me too!

Crazy, I know. You don't like me, but it seems we're on the same path here.

You seem too sensitive concerning whether people from Minnesota like you.

Yea, I've noticed this today too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ETA: I'm curious who out of Thorn, Guster, and Zooks, Krista doesn't like. I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation.

It's Frosty, duh.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Employers everywhere

 

[FDAS]

#### no one cares about:

1) The kid is home from school with croup

2) I took the day off, even though I work from home and can ignore work if i I want to, simply to avoid a meeting

3) Thinking about having a second bagel for breakfast.

ETA: I'm curious who out of Thorn, Guster, and Zooks, Krista doesn't like. I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation.

I'm home with my kid who has a double ear infection and pinkeye

Wanna cyber during naptime?

antsalreadyoff:

 

[Abraham]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Employers everywhere

 

[Tiger Fan]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Employers everywhere

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

Employers everywhere

Vin Scully: Top of the 2nd, one on one out, TF winds up and throws a hanging curve ball out over the plate, (POP) and BS swings and it's a deep ball out towards the track, no past the track and that's gonna be a home run. The GMTAN takes an early 2-0 lead.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

decided to check out FFtoday and noticed this gem:

GeezilPosted Yesterday, 07:42 PM

My goal over there is to get accepted into the great thread in the sky. So and so's thread about nothing.

I was breaking the ice. I'll be back for another shot shortly.

this guy doesn't like me I guess:

tikigods

That place is full of self righteous dbags. Especially that Aaron guy who monitors the Free For All Board.

 

[belljr]

but but you are not allowed to post on another board anout here.....

frankly i dont post anywhere else, too time consuming

 

[General Malaise]

Self righteous? Me?

 

[kevzilla]

Wow, magic football message boards are serious business.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Noted without comment...

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp

 

[Tecumseh]

Pretty sure my wife is getting #18. But I'm a romantic, so YMMV.

 

[General Malaise]

3600!!!!!

Amaya!

 

[Sammy3469]

Self righteous? Me?

Pretty sure they meant self whiteous, but can't spell.

 

[General Malaise]

A self whiteous d-bag? Okay, yeah...that's fair.

So and so kinda hurts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread is getting kinda icky.

 

[phrozen]

Are we still at war with the MOP contingent? If so, who's winning?

you got me in here so that accounts for something - a very small victory

 

[phrozen]

I really don't feel like working today. I tossed and turned all night and slept about an hour. I would rather be in bed but instead I am listening to a co-worker on a conference call ramble on about her dog.