GM's thread about nothing (60 Viewers)

[shuke]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

Too rich for my blood.

I think it's 100. Maybe 75. We don't really have a commissioner.

 

[shuke]

$100? I don't even like baseball.

I need some killer projections. Pickles VBD App available for purchase this year?

Guy is way overrated.

 

[Frostillicus]

Gravity was pretty awesome in IMAX 3D. I would think it would suffer watching it on a small screen.

I'm gonna watch it on my phone.

Can't post this enough.

Cranky

 

[shuke]

This made me laugh out loud. Trader Joe's.

 

[shuke]

Still some spots open in cakeleague

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

IN

this is for football right?

if you have followed the Tim drafts for the past 2 years I am easy money

what sport?

This shtick or what?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still some spots open in cakeleague

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

drafting late this year?

Starting to get nervous about missing opening day.

3/22 this year!

 

[belljr]

can i pay in coupons?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

PIzza hut night!!

Congrats on your impending fellatio.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

Too rich for my blood.

If you would have played his league instead of mine you would have been officially dead to me.

 

[Frostillicus]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

Too rich for my blood.

If you would have played his league instead of mine you would have been officially dead to me.

I can probably go $50 but that's it. Also, I don't really want to be in another league.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Met a guy that went by Happy at the bar. Bought me and my bro a drink right away. Was going through pull tabs like it was his job. Invited me to a pub crawl on a rented bus in a couple of weeks. Creepy, but I'm considering it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

PIzza hut night!!

The worst.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

Too rich for my blood.

If you would have played his league instead of mine you would have been officially dead to me.

I can probably go $50 but that's it. Also, I don't really want to be in another league.

Both of my leagues are all filled up. Unless Pumpnick is really dead, then we have an online auction opening.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PIzza hut night!!

The worst.

The worst is whatever is in the cupboard.

 

[Frostillicus]

Met a guy that went by Happy at the bar. Bought me and my bro a drink right away. Was going through pull tabs like it was his job. Invited me to a pub crawl on a rented bus in a couple of weeks. Creepy, but I'm considering it.

Where at? Both the bar and the pub crawl.

 

[Frostillicus]

PIzza hut night!!

The worst.

I don't like Pizza Hut but I like Pizza hut nights.

 

[shuke]

Work

Spoiler

So your GB thorn has decided to pull the trigger and start his own law firm with two other partners. I wasn't necessarily in the market for a change, but an excellent opportunity to get in as a founding (read: equal) partner made it an offer I couldn't refuse, especially once I realized:

1. It would be approximately 12 more years before I reached full partner here, and I'm not young.

2. My clients are mine and not shared, so I expect 90% of them to come with me.

3. I would have complete control over staffing and my income.

My only regret is that I didn't come up with the flaming sledgehammer shtick first.

Sweeeet

 

[shuke]

Some of you doge people would proably enjoy this.

It's infecting facebook now too

Dogeweather

wowwmuch honda

very repeat

jesusit's been mentioned like two dozen times in here in the past couple weeks at least.

So echo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

I didn't know who Justin/Jason Verlander was until like two years ago. I still really don't, obviously.

I saw Mark Texiera's name on the screen during a game last year and asked a guy at the bar who this Tex-ee-era guy is. I mean, I had heard Teshara a million times but had never seen it in print. Who knew there'd be a friggin X involved!

Still hearing about that one, actually.

Long story short, I don't really follow baseball.

 

[shuke]

I enjoy nipsey's "free peanuts are nonsensical in a burger place" shtick fwiw

It's hilarious, and he really does have a point. It's a very weird combination.

 

[Frostillicus]

How much is this cake leeg and what are the rules?

$100, pay 3 spots.

5x5 roto. OBP instead of AVG.

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Draft will be here. You must be willing to provide your cell number.

I'd really like some GMTANers to take the last couple spots.

I didn't know who Justin/Jason Verlander was until like two years ago. I still really don't, obviously.

I saw Mark Texiera's name on the screen during a game last year and asked a guy at the bar who this Tex-ee-era guy is. I mean, I had heard Teshara a million times but had never seen it in print. Who knew there'd be a friggin X involved!

Still hearing about that one, actually.

Long story short, I don't really follow baseball.

Just jump on that twins bandwagon and you'll be fine.

 

[Thorn]

I want to be in a league with homer.

 

[shuke]

Oh, and we can't scan things at work. We haven't had a working scanner in 2 years. What I've been told is the bookkeeper who works in a home office (founder's house) 30 minutes from my office has a scanner. I'm supposed to fax her the doc to be scanned, she will scan it, save it and email it back.

Jesus.

 

[Thorn]

I enjoy nipsey's "free peanuts are nonsensical in a burger place" shtick fwiw

It's hilarious, and he really does have a point. It's a very weird combination.

No, he doesn't. #team5guys

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

 

[Thorn]

Oh, and we can't scan things at work. We haven't had a working scanner in 2 years. What I've been told is the bookkeeper who works in a home office (founder's house) 30 minutes from my office has a scanner. I'm supposed to fax her the doc to be scanned, she will scan it, save it and email it back.

Jesus.

Should have led with this imo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I want to be in a league with homer.

You can't handle me!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

Who does Shandler like this year?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

Who does Shandler like this year?

He hates Jhhhhhhonny Peralta in St Louie, I can tell you that much.

 

[shuke]

I enjoy nipsey's "free peanuts are nonsensical in a burger place" shtick fwiw

It's hilarious, and he really does have a point. It's a very weird combination.

No, he doesn't. #team5guys

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan. But he's right.

 

[Abraham]

Oh, and we can't scan things at work. We haven't had a working scanner in 2 years. What I've been told is the bookkeeper who works in a home office (founder's house) 30 minutes from my office has a scanner. I'm supposed to fax her the doc to be scanned, she will scan it, save it and email it back.

And if we have to print anything over 50 pages (which, to close deals our documents are about 100 pages plus duplicate) I have to go to FedEx or UPS.

I really don't mean to sound like a ####, but these things aren't uncommon at three person startups regardless of revenue. AirBNB was doing six figures a month before they had a single IT resource on staff and it's a ducking tech company! Download a photo to PDF app (free) to your phone. Expense the fedex bill if it's a big deal. These things are inconvenient but they aren't derailing deals.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, and if I agree to be in a fantasy baseball league in the next 48 hours, just consider my commitment legally unenforceable.

Because I am and will continue to be very drunk.

 

[shuke]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

You're not allowed anywhere near the league, sorry.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh, and if I agree to be in a fantasy baseball league in the next 48 hours, just consider my commitment legally unenforceable.

Because I am and will continue to be very drunk.

You're perfect for what we have in mind.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, and if I agree to be in a fantasy baseball league in the next 48 hours, just consider my commitment legally unenforceable.

Because I am and will continue to be very drunk.

You're perfect for what we have in mind.

COUNT ME IN!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

You're not allowed anywhere near the league, sorry.

Lol. No problem, Fay.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

You're not allowed anywhere near the league, sorry.

That doesn't seem very nice.

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer if you want to team up I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Homer if you want to team up I'm your huckleberry.

Dead to me: official.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I seem to be the belle of the ball.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Cake momentum gaining

 

[shuke]

I'll be homers shadow partner. You can have the best cheat sheets you can steal off the Internet!

You're not allowed anywhere near the league, sorry.

Lol. No problem, Fay.

Relax

 

[shuke]

Homer if you want to team up I'm your huckleberry.

Dead to me: official.

SICK OWNAGE

 

[Abraham]

Shortly after James harden hit the game winner tonight. Me and my good luck charm

http://tinypic.com/r/bfqi53/8

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer if you want to team up I'm your huckleberry.

Dead to me: official.

I'm

crushed

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Homer if you want to team up I'm your huckleberry.

Dead to me: official.

I'm

crushed

Seems fakeish.

 

[shuke]

2 spots left

1. shuke
2. Chem X
3. Mr. Pickles
4. cheese
5. Greco
6. FDAS
7. urbanhack
8. SoCalBroncoFan
9. Premier
10. Rudnicki
11. John Bender
12. phrozen
13. The Ref
14. GM
15.
16.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

2 spots left

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12. phrozen

13. The Ref

14. GM

15.

16.

No coschops?

 

[Frostillicus]

This is a somebody famous, right?

Not fishing for blog hits, just can't figure out who this is.

 

[Frostillicus]

This is a somebody famous, right?

Not fishing for blog hits, just can't figure out who this is.

Can't link right, the first girl at the bottom.