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My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.

 
My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
:lmao:

I knew it was coming and still

:lmao:

 
How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

 
My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.
Did you think about him when masturbating that night?

 
How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.
Usually about a weekend

 
My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.
Did you think about him when masturbating that night?
Been Limp since.

 
How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.
Omg I'm having a black russian right now. Hopefully that helps.

 
Kahlua doesn't go bad according to their site but the coffe flavor diminishes after 4 years. Also, you can play this fun game:

To find out when your bottle of Kahlúa was produced please read the Lot code which is printed on the bottom edge of the label on the backside of the bottle. You will find a code consisting of numbers and letter e.g. L3043FJ 12:01. The code in this example stands 12th of February 2013. The second character in the example 3 indicates the last digit of the year it was produced. The following 3 digits indicate the day in the year (Julian date) and the last 4 digits indicate the time of day.

 
My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

 
Last night, Mrs. SLB gets a phone call. A good friend and coworker had her brother die of a heroin OD. He was at some guy's house shooting up when it happened. This guy decided to dump the body in the front of his work. You know, with a lot of security cameras. :lmao:

You can't lay this one on me.

But wait.....THERE'S MORE!!!

 
It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.
:thumbup:

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.

 
I'm talking to my GB right, he gets a text from his wife asking him to call her. He's staring at his phone like "are you ####### kidding me??!" He walks away and I'm making joke about how I would like to throw money down that the text wasn't" I'm so horny and need you home right now.". He walks back, half laughing with us, "yeah my wife's uncle just blew his head off".

JFC

Mooooorrr

 
It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.
:thumbup:

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.
:thumbup:

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.

 
It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.
:thumbup: Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.
:thumbup:

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.
I was honest with my last statement. Nothing worries me more than the woman I spend the most time with at work suddenly bonding with the woman that I'm married to. Guaranteed 'round the clock ball busting here.

 
So he walks away to collect his thoughts and I'm talking to another GB. ####ed up we say to each other. Then he says "so Hooch, do you fish any more?". Not two minutes later, he gets a text from his wife. His FIL had a heart attack. I know his FIL well considering I used to "date" his daughter and he's a client. :mellow:

So sorry I was a bitch about it, but lay it on. I deserve it. I'll laugh, I promise.

 
It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.
:thumbup: Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.
:thumbup:

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.
I was honest with my last statement. Nothing worries me more than the woman I spend the most time with at work suddenly bonding with the woman that I'm married to. Guaranteed 'round the clock ball busting here.
I know what you mean. I haven't had that in almost 12 years now. Thank jeebus. My track record isn't so good.... :bag:

 
I picked some really good info tonight though. Helpful stuff.
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I also had a really good conversation with the PR director at the Texas Department of Transportation and I'm pretty sure we're going to work on a project together. That would have been worth expensing the whole evening if it wasn't for the fact that it was already free.

 
Crizal lenses are all hype right? I don't know anyone who has them.
Mad Cow made me some glasses with them a few years back and I really liked them. I didn't really notice the anti-reflectiveness so much but the scratch resistance was really good. I made sure to get them again with my latest pair of specs.
 
Just got back from Indianola, IA visiting some family. He's an Uber Republican who doesn't drink and goes to an AG church, and I'm about 75% sure he's in the closet. Very happy to crack a beer.

Eta: wife's family by marriage

 
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