GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Otis]

Oats, how long are you going to be at the airport? Sounds like you've settled in for the duration.

Feels like days. I've already been to multiple bars. Running out of options. Maybe I'll go to that salt licker place and knock back a margarita or four.

When the hell is your flight?

Board in 30 mins. So they tell me.

What's the longest a person can be awake without dying?

 

[Otis]

Homer you'd be having a field day here

 

[Tiger Fan]

http://imgur.com/k2YAaX4

And that dude basically is shuke.

lol

 

[Tiger Fan]

Friday nights in the airport are awful

 

[Homer J Simpson]

k, you guys suck. I'm gonna play college football til my fingers bleed.

Be back later, and superdrunk!

 

[YSR]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

My link

I'm not having quintuplets.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

Spoiler

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.

 

[strykerpks]

My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

Spoiler

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I knew it was coming and still

 

[mr roboto]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

 

[Annyong]

My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

Spoiler

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Spoiler

I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.

Did you think about him when masturbating that night?

 

[strykerpks]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

Usually about a weekend

 

[Limp Ditka]

My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

Spoiler

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Spoiler

I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.

Spoiler

Did you think about him when masturbating that night?

Been Limp since.

 

[Tiger Fan]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

Usually about a weekend

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

 

[mr roboto]

 

[Limp Ditka]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

Usually about a weekend

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

rules!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I got drunk and ordered an electric guitar and a mini-amp off of Amazon last night. I don't really play.

Rules

 

[Frostillicus]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

Omg I'm having a black russian right now. Hopefully that helps.

 

[mr roboto]

How long does something like Khalua last? I've got a bottle I just opened that I got from my grandparents home when they moved out (5 years ago). They may have owned this bottle for 5-10 yrs. I added some cream to it and it's VERY sweet.

Omg I'm having a black russian right now. Hopefully that helps.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kahlua doesn't go bad according to their site but the coffe flavor diminishes after 4 years. Also, you can play this fun game:

To find out when your bottle of Kahlúa was produced please read the Lot code which is printed on the bottom edge of the label on the backside of the bottle. You will find a code consisting of numbers and letter e.g. L3043FJ 12:01. The code in this example stands 12th of February 2013. The second character in the example 3 indicates the last digit of the year it was produced. The following 3 digits indicate the day in the year (Julian date) and the last 4 digits indicate the time of day.

 

[mr roboto]

L731FJ1918. What does that mean?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jan 31 2007 I think

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Could be 97 too I guess. I like how they have plenty of chars for the exact time, but go cryptic on the date.

 

[mr roboto]

I guess 07 is possible, but we took it out in 09. I'm pretty sure they hadn't bought alcohol in a while.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone drinking tonight? I'm feeling the urge.

Heavily. Now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My Pony League baseball coach would tell us a dirty joke before going onto the field before each game. This was my favorite.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

Spoiler

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Spoiler

I might have told this here before. If so, tough ####, telling it again.

I remember playing on my 12yo All Star team

One of the coaches had throat cancer and the subsequent tracheotomy, so he spoke through one of those voice box things ala this guy

(yes he smoked through the thing too)

We are having a practice the day before the next game and the coach is giving us a pep talk.

Be patient at the plate. Know what the situation is..... blah, blah, coach speak, blah.

Then he continues with this.

And I know it's a beautiful day, but I don't want you guys swimming over at Tommy's this afternoon. You'll wear yourselves out and I want you guys to save your energy for the game tomorrow.

Oh! And Limp, no masturbating tonight, you're pitching tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last night, Mrs. SLB gets a phone call. A good friend and coworker had her brother die of a heroin OD. He was at some guy's house shooting up when it happened. This guy decided to dump the body in the front of his work. You know, with a lot of security cameras.

You can't lay this one on me.

But wait.....THERE'S MORE!!!

 

[bentley]

It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm talking to my GB right, he gets a text from his wife asking him to call her. He's staring at his phone like "are you ####### kidding me??!" He walks away and I'm making joke about how I would like to throw money down that the text wasn't" I'm so horny and need you home right now.". He walks back, half laughing with us, "yeah my wife's uncle just blew his head off".

JFC

Mooooorrr

 

[General Malaise]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.

 

[bentley]

It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.

I was honest with my last statement. Nothing worries me more than the woman I spend the most time with at work suddenly bonding with the woman that I'm married to. Guaranteed 'round the clock ball busting here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So he walks away to collect his thoughts and I'm talking to another GB. ####ed up we say to each other. Then he says "so Hooch, do you fish any more?". Not two minutes later, he gets a text from his wife. His FIL had a heart attack. I know his FIL well considering I used to "date" his daughter and he's a client.

So sorry I was a bitch about it, but lay it on. I deserve it. I'll laugh, I promise.

 

[mr roboto]

I added tequila to my Khalua and cream. Cause it didn't taste drunky enough. Bad idea.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was a rare night out with some of my best friends since I was 11-12, I guess. We all have familys and live on different sides of the town and stuff, it's hard to do.

Just getting it in now, because your next post makes it seem like things are about to get weird.

AngryWife and hot PR consultant hung out for an extended period for the first time tonight. And they struck up something way beyond the common bromance. Like they kept passing texts about how awesome the other one was all night even after we both left the crawfish boil. I'm suddenly completely uncomfortable with worlds colliding.

My brother, be careful what you wish for. I've flow too close too the sun so many times. I'm dialing things back personally. A lot.

I was honest with my last statement. Nothing worries me more than the woman I spend the most time with at work suddenly bonding with the woman that I'm married to. Guaranteed 'round the clock ball busting here.

I know what you mean. I haven't had that in almost 12 years now. Thank jeebus. My track record isn't so good....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I picked some really good info tonight though. Helpful stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've had beer, bourbon, vodka, kahlua, white wine, and red wine today. I wish we had something else.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'd stab a prisoner right now in the neck for a good crawfish boil.

Crawfish very expensive right now. $4/lb live. That being said, I've already boiled twice this year

Was just talking about this. We used to pay $0.69/lb wholesale. Now if you wanted to eat them at a restaurant you'd be looking at ten bucks a pound.

 

[bentley]

I picked some really good info tonight though. Helpful stuff.

I also had a really good conversation with the PR director at the Texas Department of Transportation and I'm pretty sure we're going to work on a project together. That would have been worth expensing the whole evening if it wasn't for the fact that it was already free.

 

[mr roboto]

I've had beer, bourbon, vodka, kahlua, white wine, and red wine today. I wish we had something else.

Beer, red wine, vodka, tequila and Khalua here. If I could get it up mrs roboto would be game. Sadly, no dice.

 

[Ignoramus]

Crizal lenses are all hype right? I don't know anyone who has them.

Mad Cow made me some glasses with them a few years back and I really liked them. I didn't really notice the anti-reflectiveness so much but the scratch resistance was really good. I made sure to get them again with my latest pair of specs.

 

[proninja]

Just got back from Indianola, IA visiting some family. He's an Uber Republican who doesn't drink and goes to an AG church, and I'm about 75% sure he's in the closet. Very happy to crack a beer.

Eta: wife's family by marriage

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just got back from Indianola, IA visiting some family. He's an Uber Republican who doesn't drink and goes to an AG church, and I'm about 75% sure he's in the closet. Very happy to crack a beer.

AG = All Gay?

 

[Ignoramus]

Anyone drinking tonight? I'm feeling the urge.

Lent is over soon, isn't it? Isn't it?

 

[proninja]

Just got back from Indianola, IA visiting some family. He's an Uber Republican who doesn't drink and goes to an AG church, and I'm about 75% sure he's in the closet. Very happy to crack a beer.

AG = All Gay?

Assemblies of God.

 

[Ignoramus]

These Rockets are fun to watch.

 

[Stoneys]

Anyone drinking tonight? I'm feeling the urge.

Just ordered a beer with dinner

I'm not sure I want to drink with a Steelers fan.

I'll buy ya a beer

 

[cosjobs]

Note to self. Do not eat the following in a 48 hour period:

White Castle sliders and onion chips.

French onion soup.

Fried eggs.

Brussels sprouts.

use it to your advantage. Go fart in the lazy co-workers cubicle

 

[cosjobs]

How does everyone decide on a Chef knife length?

You more interested in full severing or repeat stab-ability?

Breaking down a whole duck into its component parts. Whatever that is.

Use a Henkle's 4 star 5" boning knife

 

[Abraham]

These Rockets are fun to watch.

Hardens dunk on the break tonight should be on posters.