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[DA RAIDERS]

and i didn't want to play moses.

Unpackplz

bleeding va ginaMy head feels as if it may explode. Ball cancer? Amirite??

 

[Abraham]

Abe, let me know when your DC schedule is nailed down. I'm not sure I can make a mini-hole work, but will see.

Probably not coming now. But definitely will be there for the Microsoft WpC in July for four full days.

 

[Abraham]

I guess the upside to not sleeping is when they find that plane I'll be like first to know

Lolz. Me and my five week old are up now too.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Abe, let me know when your DC schedule is nailed down. I'm not sure I can make a mini-hole work, but will see.

Probably not coming now. But definitely will be there for the Microsoft WpC in July for four full days.

Is that in DC or NOVA?

 

[heckmanm]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

 

[heckmanm]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

 

[heckmanm]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

They're delivering. After I finalized there was a link on the page about "rebates" - I clicked and it says there's a rebate for a Lowe's card equal to the price of installation if I buy installation. Sweet. Oh, except "purchases must be on same receipt". Which I can't do since I already bought the ####### thing before seeing the "rebate" link.

Might give them a call and see if we can still do that. If not, I've installed a DW before. There's like 2 things to hook up IIRC

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

They're delivering. After I finalized there was a link on the page about "rebates" - I clicked and it says there's a rebate for a Lowe's card equal to the price of installation if I buy installation. Sweet. Oh, except "purchases must be on same receipt". Which I can't do since I already bought the ####### thing before seeing the "rebate" link.

Might give them a call and see if we can still do that. If not, I've installed a DW before. There's like 2 things to hook up IIRC

I was afraid that would be the case. That's why I went in-store for my W/D purchase. I'm a mechanical idiot, so having them do everything was important to me. If you're ever in VA when I replace my DW, I can make it worth your while

 

[1234]

We had to call off cycling after two hours due to a stopped train. We were going to cycle back and around but way too many cars sitting around to make it worthwhile.

Could be nap time.

 

[Fuller]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

They're delivering. After I finalized there was a link on the page about "rebates" - I clicked and it says there's a rebate for a Lowe's card equal to the price of installation if I buy installation. Sweet. Oh, except "purchases must be on same receipt". Which I can't do since I already bought the ####### thing before seeing the "rebate" link.

Might give them a call and see if we can still do that. If not, I've installed a DW before. There's like 2 things to hook up IIRC

3 things - drain, supply and electrical pigtail.

 

[heckmanm]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

They're delivering. After I finalized there was a link on the page about "rebates" - I clicked and it says there's a rebate for a Lowe's card equal to the price of installation if I buy installation. Sweet. Oh, except "purchases must be on same receipt". Which I can't do since I already bought the ####### thing before seeing the "rebate" link.

Might give them a call and see if we can still do that. If not, I've installed a DW before. There's like 2 things to hook up IIRC

3 things - drain, supply and electrical pigtail.

Oh, well then I'm ####ed.

UH - I stopped into the store yesterday but they don't keep that model in stock.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Also listening to The Gourds cover of Gin and Juice which brings me back about 10 years to an absolutely wild night of naughtiness with a girl whose name I don't remember but who still brings a smile to my lips

pretty sure that was Phish

#napsterproblems

 

[Tiger Fan]

K4 & Tanner - stolen from e pics thread, so I'm sure you've seen it; but just in case

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140221/acid_picdump_42.jpg

 

[Fuller]

Brief resurrection of :dishwasherchat: from a couple weeks ago.

Lowe's has a Bosch 44dB model 19% off thru Tuesday. Just pulled the trigger on it.

That looks sweet. I'm going to ride my builder-grade until it falls apart, but something like that would be perfect for a replacement.

Ours died a while back and we've been making the kids do the dishes. Got a nice bonus at work this week, so the timing's great.

Nice. Lowes doing the install/removal too?

They're delivering. After I finalized there was a link on the page about "rebates" - I clicked and it says there's a rebate for a Lowe's card equal to the price of installation if I buy installation. Sweet. Oh, except "purchases must be on same receipt". Which I can't do since I already bought the ####### thing before seeing the "rebate" link.

Might give them a call and see if we can still do that. If not, I've installed a DW before. There's like 2 things to hook up IIRC

3 things - drain, supply and electrical pigtail.

Oh, well then I'm ####ed.

UH - I stopped into the store yesterday but they don't keep that model in stock.

TPW headed your way

 

[T Bell]

came home to a very drunk lady raiders tonight. she was drinking with the neighbors all night and was just headed to bed as i got home. i came in annoyed antisocial and had/still have quite the headache, i was less than thrilled with her wasted antics. and i didn't want to play moses, so there really was no upside. and she'll most likely be hungover as #### tomorrow. good times.

day 10 of lent down....today was the "worst" day so far of not drinking. it's a stupid tradition.

Parting the Red Sea?

Edit- Ah, I see that I was right. I'm glad it didn't involve a plague of locusts.

 

[Fuller]

I'm laughing at this a lot harder than I probably should

 

[T Bell]

I still have that bad photos page up and am scrolling through it in idle moments

 

[Fuller]

more inappropriate humor

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is humorous.

 

[mr roboto]

I still have that bad photos page up and am scrolling through it in idle moments

I'm imagining the photographer saying "Wider! Eyes wider!"

 

[T Bell]

I still have that bad photos page up and am scrolling through it in idle moments

I'm imagining the photographer saying "Wider! Eyes wider!"

That's funny - I'm imagning the photographer saying, "Say cheese!" while through the window behind him that couple's seeing an out-of-control cement mixer.

 

[T Bell]

What the- I don't even...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What do you mean you did a wedding? Are you a pastor or something?

Yes. Welcome to 2.5 years ago.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

more inappropriate humor

The surf shirt one is still one of my favorite things on the internet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What the- I don't even...

Hot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

more inappropriate humor

Love the pope one.

 

[T Bell]

They laughed at my Flashdance. I laughed at their flashbulbs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

It cums in spurts.

 

[mr roboto]

My boss asked me to type up a detailed report of all of our development activity (I sell the business and help launch the retail stores). I have 10 candidates in the sales flow, 9 stores in pre-opening phase, 3 recently-opened (in the last month) and 3 more stores trying to sell/transfer ownership. On top of all that, there are 3 different legal compliance projects I'm working on with our attorney. So basically 24 projects open. He responds with 'Wow. I didn't realize you were that busy. Could you use an assistant?'

Things are looking up regarding the previous exchanges I had in this thread. He's seeing just how quickly we are growing and just how overwhelmed the staff is.

Suck it Abe!

 

[T Bell]

My boss asked me to type up a detailed report of all of our development activity (I sell the business and help launch the retail stores). I have 10 candidates in the sales flow, 9 stores in pre-opening phase, 3 recently-opened (in the last month) and 3 more stores trying to sell/transfer ownership. On top of all that, there are 3 different legal compliance projects I'm working on with our attorney. So basically 24 projects open. He responds with 'Wow. I didn't realize you were that busy. Could you use an assistant?'

Things are looking up regarding the previous exchanges I had in this thread. He's seeing just how quickly we are growing and just how overwhelmed the staff is.

Suck it Abe!

"How about a raise?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Yes, have some!

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Yes, have some!

My link

I actually stayed home last night. Got as far as trying to put on jeans and realized if I was having trouble putting on pants I probably shouldn't try walking to a bar.

 

[T Bell]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Yes, have some!

My link

I actually stayed home last night. Got as far as trying to put on jeans and realized if I was having trouble putting on pants I probably shouldn't try walking to a bar.

Or you could just have dropped the pants idea and gone without. Sounds like the pants were the problem, not you.

 

[Otis]

We now colloquially call the new baby "The Terrorist."

 

[T Bell]

We now colloquially call the new baby "The Terrorist."

Technically you're feeding and housing a terrorist, so you're part of the problem.

 

[Henry Ford]

We now colloquially call the new baby "The Terrorist."

Your baby is named after my dog.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Yes, have some!

My link

I actually stayed home last night. Got as far as trying to put on jeans and realized if I was having trouble putting on pants I probably shouldn't try walking to a bar.

Or you could just have dropped the pants idea and gone without. Sounds like the pants were the problem, not you.

Pants are always a problem.

 

[Abraham]

My boss asked me to type up a detailed report of all of our development activity (I sell the business and help launch the retail stores). I have 10 candidates in the sales flow, 9 stores in pre-opening phase, 3 recently-opened (in the last month) and 3 more stores trying to sell/transfer ownership. On top of all that, there are 3 different legal compliance projects I'm working on with our attorney. So basically 24 projects open. He responds with 'Wow. I didn't realize you were that busy. Could you use an assistant?'

Things are looking up regarding the previous exchanges I had in this thread. He's seeing just how quickly we are growing and just how overwhelmed the staff is.

Suck it Abe!

Suck what? I said to hire when you physically couldn't do anymore work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We now colloquially call the new baby "The Terrorist."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Yes, have some!

My link

I actually stayed home last night. Got as far as trying to put on jeans and realized if I was having trouble putting on pants I probably shouldn't try walking to a bar.

Or you could just have dropped the pants idea and gone without. Sounds like the pants were the problem, not you.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[T Bell]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Classic

Reminds me of this joke:

Two women stop in a graveyard to relieve themselves after a wild night out on the town. One wipes herself with her panties while the other uses a wreath. The next day their husbands are at a bar. One says to the other: “My wife came home last night with no panties on.” “That’s nothing,” his friend says. “My wife had a card wedged up her ### saying: 'We’ll never forget you. From the boys at the fire station.’”

 

[krista4]

K4 & Tanner - stolen from e pics thread, so I'm sure you've seen it; but just in case

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140221/acid_picdump_42.jpg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

the wife's bday is this week/month we are dropping the kid off with grandma and getting a hotel room next saturday night.

question for the boner pill guys: can i reload at will with these things? i have no troubles currently, other than wanting to fall asleep afterwards. :flex: just wondered if it would enhance the sexy time. and what's the easiest way to get a couple?

tia! will answer yours

 

[Henry Ford]

the wife's bday is this week/month we are dropping the kid off with grandma and getting a hotel room next saturday night.

question for the boner pill guys: can i reload at will with these things? i have no troubles currently, other than wanting to fall asleep afterwards. :flex: just wondered if it would enhance the sexy time. and what's the easiest way to get a couple?

tia! will answer yours

A warning. I took one of these once for a similar getaway and got a phone call about a kid emergency that made us have to abandon plans.

Picking up your kids while wearing three pairs of boxer briefs to try to hide your stiffy by strapping it to your body is a strange experience.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

the wife's bday is this week/month we are dropping the kid off with grandma and getting a hotel room next saturday night.

question for the boner pill guys: can i reload at will with these things? i have no troubles currently, other than wanting to fall asleep afterwards. :flex: just wondered if it would enhance the sexy time. and what's the easiest way to get a couple?

tia! will answer yours

A warning. I took one of these once for a similar getaway and got a phone call about a kid emergency that made us have to abandon plans.

Picking up your kids while wearing three pairs of boxer briefs to try to hide your stiffy by strapping it to your body is a strange experience.

were you just uncontrollably hard? is that how these things work? mmm..not exactly what i want. i

 

[Henry Ford]

the wife's bday is this week/month we are dropping the kid off with grandma and getting a hotel room next saturday night.

question for the boner pill guys: can i reload at will with these things? i have no troubles currently, other than wanting to fall asleep afterwards. :flex: just wondered if it would enhance the sexy time. and what's the easiest way to get a couple?

tia! will answer yours

A warning. I took one of these once for a similar getaway and got a phone call about a kid emergency that made us have to abandon plans.Picking up your kids while wearing three pairs of boxer briefs to try to hide your stiffy by strapping it to your body is a strange experience.

were you just uncontrollably hard? is that how these things work? mmm..not exactly what i want. i

once I was up and at em, there was no stopping it until the deed was done.

 

[T Bell]

That's right, lover, I'll eat your #####... with a fork.