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One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
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I said, "Be careful, his bowtie is really a camera."

 
Some memegenerator or imgur admin is probably thinking, "WTF is with all the Shelby references?" and googling madly to try to make sense of it.

 
Just saw a University of Phoenix commercial that talks about gearing one's education towards a specific career, and the closing shot was of a ####### astronaut.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
One of the games the wife and I like to play when we're out (especially drinking) and people-watching is try to guess "what the deal is" with random couples. I usually go right for something kinky "he is really into anime porn and she has a fetish for guys with Fabio-like hair." The wife typically starts out with something more relationship-wise "he's bored with her but doesn't think he'll be able to find someone better if he breaks up with her and she's just interested in him for his money".

The more we drink the more detailed and bizarre it gets. I like creating back stories like "he's in denial about his bi-sexual urges because his parents are hardcore Christians and she really wants a bunch of black dudes to pull a train on her but she's afraid of minorities in general." When the wife gets tipsy she gets more direct "He's really into feet and she likes it in the butt...a lot."
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Wife and i like to sit on Hollywood Beach and people watch along the boardwalk, I usually do the back story as well. There's a spot in the middle near the band shell where we can park it a few rows back because I can make her laugh pretty hard and we don't want anyone zeroing in on us. Good times, glad we're not the only ones.

 
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