GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I laffed

Reminds me of the cat one with the gray cat saying, "this is where my scratching post would be...IF I HAD ONE". I'm sure you've posted it. One of my all-time favorites.

LINK

 

[bentley]

you won't need half that ####

The problem is knowing which half you need. Even with my two kids, there were thing that JR loved (like the baby swing) that Yuke had no use for any vice versa.

 

[Gadzooks]

Family Stone is an underrated movie.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

 

[T Bell]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

Did you tell him that you've been waiting for him and that Cassius has a message for him?

 

[Abraham]

"Come back at midnight for the sexless blood orgy..."

 

[mr roboto]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

I've actually done this before

 

[General Malaise]

I went from "Applied" to nothing. It just disappeared from my Home Games. Oh well, have fun fellas.

You stiffed me last time. You are blocked.

Smoos need not apply.

You gonna pay for Ace of Diamonds league this year?

 

[Henry Ford]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

"I'd that just a dirty white? I only kill people who paint their homes eggshell."

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

I've actually done this before

In the rain?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

go home, shelby would have been appropriate here

 

[T Bell]

Cute Tanner pics

 

[mr roboto]

Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.

I've actually done this before

In the rain?

No.

 

[Frostillicus]

I bought some Bulleit today.

 

[bentley]

I bought some Bulleit today.

bentley likes this post.

I bought a six pack of local IPA, a big bottle of Torpedo and some vodka this afternoon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who do I owe the $10 to?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took the boys to IHOP for breakfast (brunch?) around noon. The one by our house was packed so we drove about 8 miles to another one that wasn't. Eat, go home and then Cal realizes he left his retainer there. Thankfully they dug through the trash and found it. Tossed the kid a twenty for his good deed.

After that we went bowling. On the weekends you can't pay by the game, oh nose, you have to pay by the hour. $27.99 per hour to be exact. So one hour of bowling, three shoe rentals, 2 lemon AIDS and a Manhattan, $57 with a tip. Plus the waitress didn't card me. I told you that dirty little hoor was hitting on me last time we were there. The place was packed with MILF's however for a few birthday parties. Man, Mrs. SLB can't get back in town soon enough.

 

[krista4]

I laffed

Reminds me of the cat one with the gray cat saying, "this is where my scratching post would be...IF I HAD ONE". I'm sure you've posted it. One of my all-time favorites.

LINK

 

[DA RAIDERS]

started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!

:jealousfinger:

Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?

 

[shuke]

Who do I owe the $10 to?

Gotta check the poker thread.

 

[T Bell]

started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!

:jealousfinger:

Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?

I've not read up on it but that quake measured higher than I figured. It wasn't that big of a deal. I felt a couple of jolts in close succession which I took to be someone jiggling the dinner table I was seated at, and that was it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who do I owe the $10 to?

Gotta check the poker thread.

someone listed you as owing me, but Cav paid me instead.

So, look for whoever Cav (HardKnocks?) owes and pay that guy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!

:jealousfinger:

Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?

I've not read up on it but that quake measured higher than I figured. It wasn't that big of a deal. I felt a couple of jolts in close succession which I took to be someone jiggling the dinner table I was seated at, and that was it.

Glad you're ok, red. I just saw a tidbit on the news with some footage from a baseball game - looked pretty scary based on that but I'm an East Coaster.

 

[Abraham]

Chess time - if I were the maker, id have a way to charge for a premium feature where as soon as you submit a move, it waits 10 seconds before making it official. Maybe. $5 a month for the feature. In pretty much every game I'll make a move that I immediately regret.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"He's not a regular bum mom, he's a genius bum."

 

[Ignoramus]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).

Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).

Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting here watching the Simpsons with the boys and a falcon landed in a tree in the back. I've never seen one in the wild before. So cool.

 

[kevzilla]

2 lemon AIDS and a Manhattan

I think I pulled something.

 

[General Malaise]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).

Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cute Tanner pics

Great pets. Ugly kids.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sitting here watching the Simpsons with the boys and a falcon landed in a tree in the back. I've never seen one in the wild before. So cool.

Tell me more about the Simpsons.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Bold move.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

 

[Henry Ford]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

That's the weirdest version of asking someone if he's circumcised ever.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.

 

[General Malaise]

Was poker fun and successful?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.

Can't recall your kids' ages, but my guess is the biggest laugh for them will come from Bluto annihilating the guitar or the food fight.

 

[belljr]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.

First movie boobies?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I eased my sons into Animal House. I think when my oldest turned 13 my wife was out of state for training. Me and my two boys had a "man night" of pizza and "Meatballs".

 

[General Malaise]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.

First movie boobies?

No they saw them in Airplane a long time ago, so not too worried about it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I went from "Applied" to nothing. It just disappeared from my Home Games. Oh well, have fun fellas.

You stiffed me last time. You are blocked.

Smoos need not apply.

You gonna pay for Ace of Diamonds league this year?

Nope. Payment is optional.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

General Catton

Marketing

It's a trap!

It's funny because it's true

 

[Frostillicus]

I made a pretty kick-### green chile stew today.

 

[Thorn]

Hi people. What's new?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

I've been considering this but thought it might be a little too much. I'm interested to see how it goes.

Sitting here watching the Simpsons with the boys and a falcon landed in a tree in the back. I've never seen one in the wild before. So cool.

Tell me more about the Simpsons.

Season 7 disc 3. Pepper used to buy every season for Christmas. Used to.

It's so cool that Cal gets so many of the subtle jokes. He laughs like crazy. Music to my ears.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got the standings for the bball bet

Dickfaces 38

Stanford & Tennessee

Team SLB 33

UCONN, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisville

I've Never Felt A ###### 31

UCONN, Baylor

Team SLB 38

UCONN, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisville

Dickfaces 38

Stanford & Tennessee

I've Never Felt A ###### 33

UCONN, Baylor

Oh hells yeah!!!!

Splitting 2 grand with my brother cousin, would be awesome. Just need one more win out of, just one, these four teams.

THANKS FLORIDA!!!!! I'M GOING TO SEAWORLD!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.

Uncut or the cable version?

Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.

Cal sends a lot of mixed signals. For example today I asked them if they wanted to go to Show Me's to go check out the broads. Dylan screams yes, Cal says "only if I have a bag to put over my head". Of course he then followed that up with "Dad, I don't think you know what's appropriate for kids".

I then offered to take them to the casino for breakfast which they both were for. Then I came to my senses.