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- Thread starter General Malaise
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bentley
Footballguy
The problem is knowing which half you need. Even with my two kids, there were thing that JR loved (like the baby swing) that Yuke had no use for any vice versa.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Some random weird guy just rang our doorbell and asked what color the house was painted. Hopefully he doesn't come back to murder us.
T Bell
Footballguy
Did you tell him that you've been waiting for him and that Cassius has a message for him?
mr roboto
Footballguy
I've actually done this before
General Malaise
Footballguy
You gonna pay for Ace of Diamonds league this year?Mr. Pickles said:FatUncleJerryBuss said:
Smoos need not apply.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
"I'd that just a dirty white? I only kill people who paint their homes eggshell."
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
No.In the rain?I've actually done this before
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I bought some Bulleit today.
bentley
Footballguy
bentley likes this post.
I bought a six pack of local IPA, a big bottle of Torpedo and some vodka this afternoon.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Who do I owe the $10 to?
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I took the boys to IHOP for breakfast (brunch?) around noon. The one by our house was packed so we drove about 8 miles to another one that wasn't. Eat, go home and then Cal realizes he left his retainer there. 
Thankfully they dug through the trash and found it. Tossed the kid a twenty for his good deed.
After that we went bowling. On the weekends you can't pay by the game, oh nose, you have to pay by the hour. $27.99 per hour to be exact. So one hour of bowling, three shoe rentals, 2 lemon AIDS and a Manhattan, $57 with a tip. Plus the waitress didn't card me. I told you that dirty little hoor was hitting on me last time we were there. The place was packed with MILF's however for a few birthday parties. Man, Mrs. SLB can't get back in town soon enough.
Thankfully they dug through the trash and found it. Tossed the kid a twenty for his good deed.After that we went bowling. On the weekends you can't pay by the game, oh nose, you have to pay by the hour. $27.99 per hour to be exact. So one hour of bowling, three shoe rentals, 2 lemon AIDS and a Manhattan, $57 with a tip. Plus the waitress didn't card me. I told you that dirty little hoor was hitting on me last time we were there. The place was packed with MILF's however for a few birthday parties. Man, Mrs. SLB can't get back in town soon enough.
krista4
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today! 
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
:jealousfinger:started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!
Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
T Bell
Footballguy
I've not read up on it but that quake measured higher than I figured. It wasn't that big of a deal. I felt a couple of jolts in close succession which I took to be someone jiggling the dinner table I was seated at, and that was it.:jealousfinger:started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!
Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?
someone listed you as owing me, but Cav paid me instead.
So, look for whoever Cav (HardKnocks?) owes and pay that guy.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Glad you're ok, red. I just saw a tidbit on the news with some footage from a baseball game - looked pretty scary based on that but I'm an East Coaster.I've not read up on it but that quake measured higher than I figured. It wasn't that big of a deal. I felt a couple of jolts in close succession which I took to be someone jiggling the dinner table I was seated at, and that was it.:jealousfinger:started the spring gardening today. absolutely gorgeous out!! got my daughter excited about doing a big project during her spring break. she loves to pick out the flowers and what not, and now that she's a little older, i can have her help! she actually raked things into a nice pile today!
Did the earthquake do any damage to you? You're in SoCal, right?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"He's not a regular bum mom, he's a genius bum."
Ignoramus
Footballguy
I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).Good luck with your theft, GB.
Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).Good luck with your theft, GB.
Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Sitting here watching the Simpsons with the boys and a falcon landed in a tree in the back. I've never seen one in the wild before. So cool.
kevzilla
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).Good luck with your theft, GB.
Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Going to show my boys Animal House tonight. It is time.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Straight out of an unopened DVD gifted to me years ago. Hoping it'll jump start the sleepovers with girls like SLB's study spawn...or at least ungay one of them.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Was poker fun and successful?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Can't recall your kids' ages, but my guess is the biggest laugh for them will come from Bluto annihilating the guitar or the food fight.
belljr
Footballguy
First movie boobies?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I eased my sons into Animal House. I think when my oldest turned 13 my wife was out of state for training. Me and my two boys had a "man night" of pizza and "Meatballs".
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Nope. Payment is optional.You gonna pay for Ace of Diamonds league this year?Mr. Pickles said:FatUncleJerryBuss said:
Smoos need not apply.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I made a pretty kick-### green chile stew today.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've been considering this but thought it might be a little too much. I'm interested to see how it goes.
Season 7 disc 3. Pepper used to buy every season for Christmas. Used to.It's so cool that Cal gets so many of the subtle jokes. He laughs like crazy. Music to my ears.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
THANKS FLORIDA!!!!! I'M GOING TO SEAWORLD!!!St. Louis Bob said:Team SLB 38
UCONN, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisville
Dickfaces 38
Stanford & Tennessee
I've Never Felt A ###### 33
UCONN,Baylor
Oh hells yeah!!!!
Splitting 2 grand with my brother cousin, would be awesome. Just need one more win out of, just one, these four teams.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Cal sends a lot of mixed signals. For example today I asked them if they wanted to go to Show Me's to go check out the broads. Dylan screams yes, Cal says "only if I have a bag to put over my head". Of course he then followed that up with "Dad, I don't think you know what's appropriate for kids".
I then offered to take them to the casino for breakfast which they both were for. Then I came to my senses.
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