So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Yes.
Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.
Plus after a massage, I generally so worked up I don't know if I could even get it all the way in before the thing going off.
First off, and this comes from a guy who has had exactly one couples massage, massages are generally booked for an hour. These are businesses. Like anything else in the service industry, they make money by client rotation. Get 'em in, get 'em satisfied, send 'em home, bring in the new bodies. I have a hard time believing that couples are afforded extra time to turn their rooms into Hotel Erotica after the massage is over. They want you out of there. Now, if your sex life is like Kentucky Basketball players (one and done) then sure, pump and dump and move on. But some of us *NOT ALL OF US* need a good 3-5 minutes to complete the deed.