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I've never had a couples massage but would love to get one then have sex with your wife.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
and I agree with your unedited post.
Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Also, you may want to have someone look at the giant spider living under the skin of your left calf.
goodness = raisins?
Does anyone have any good ideas for having Eminence committed to a mental health facility? Didn't someone have his real name, and maybe an address?
Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Shower for sure immediately after. I always do it at my house. I like being rubbed but I don't feel like walking or sitting in the filth of thousands of strangers.
Also, maybe not really. But lots of people do it.Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Plus after a massage, I generally so worked up I don't know if I could even get it all the way in before the thing going off.
that's what I was thinking, but wanted to know for sure. I guess I'll just plan on going a little earlier so I can make the 30+ minute drive home to shower before heading back out to eat. Only bad part about living out in the sticks.
First off, and this comes from a guy who has had exactly one couples massage, massages are generally booked for an hour. These are businesses. Like anything else in the service industry, they make money by client rotation. Get 'em in, get 'em satisfied, send 'em home, bring in the new bodies. I have a hard time believing that couples are afforded extra time to turn their rooms into Hotel Erotica after the massage is over. They want you out of there. Now, if your sex life is like Kentucky Basketball players (one and done) then sure, pump and dump and move on. But some of us *NOT ALL OF US* need a good 3-5 minutes to complete the deed.Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Plus after a massage, I generally so worked up I don't know if I could even get it all the way in before the thing going off.
His real name is on those videos he posted. I have no desire to go through those things again, though. It was more fun making fun of him for being crazy before I knew he was actually crazy.
I could be at the coast in 30 minutes also if by coast you meant the banks of the Mississippi River.
BraggartFirst off, and this comes from a guy who has had exactly one couples massage, massages are generally booked for an hour. These are businesses. Like anything else in the service industry, they make money by client rotation. Get 'em in, get 'em satisfied, send 'em home, bring in the new bodies. I have a hard time believing that couples are afforded extra time to turn their rooms into Hotel Erotica after the massage is over. They want you out of there. Now, if your sex life is like Kentucky Basketball players (one and done) then sure, pump and dump and move on. But some of us *NOT ALL OF US* need a good 3-5 minutes to complete the deed.Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Plus after a massage, I generally so worked up I don't know if I could even get it all the way in before the thing going off.
Seriously, after a massage it's like I'm an almost empty tube of toothpaste and the masseuse just kneaded every last ounce out to where it's about to explode out everywhere. I could probably set some sort of world record.First off, and this comes from a guy who has had exactly one couples massage, massages are generally booked for an hour. These are businesses. Like anything else in the service industry, they make money by client rotation. Get 'em in, get 'em satisfied, send 'em home, bring in the new bodies. I have a hard time believing that couples are afforded extra time to turn their rooms into Hotel Erotica after the massage is over. They want you out of there. Now, if your sex life is like Kentucky Basketball players (one and done) then sure, pump and dump and move on. But some of us *NOT ALL OF US* need a good 3-5 minutes to complete the deed.Really? I've never heard this but then again, I've never had a couples massage. I'll be speaking to Mrs. SLB about this tonight. This seems very strange.Yes.So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.
Plus after a massage, I generally so worked up I don't know if I could even get it all the way in before the thing going off.
I also could be at the banks of the Mississippi in less than 30 minutes. I had no idea we lived so close to each other.
I think you're supposed to get in a tub with the masseuse and bond afterwards HTH
And it would be nice if somebody could explain this whole "wiping your ### after taking a dump thing".
Jesus Christ, those are veins?? Man, if that's not actually an animal under that skin, you should definitely have those looked at.
Actually it's his spandex Spiderman costume. Why he's wearing it under shorts I don't know.
What kind of store do you go to to get a flesh-colored spandex Spiderman costume? I mean, obviously it's in Japan, just wondering what it's called.
shuddup
