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Mr. Pickles
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Finally watching some Breaking Bads.
Does the Walt-Jesse bumbling comedy hour get any less insufferable?
Does the Walt-Jesse bumbling comedy hour get any less insufferable?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nope. In fact it gets way way worse. Season 2 has Yakety Sax playing throughout most of it.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
rip. Sorry thopsTiger Fan said:
YSR
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
There's a period during season 3's contract kerfuffle where both parts are played by Benny Hill. It's a little less bumbling then.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Favorite BB scene:
1) Jesse tries to put on his skis in the house, slips and falls on his ass
2) Finally gets skis on, but can't get up from his back
3) Finally gets up, but poles accidentally knock over priceless lamp, leading Jesse to exclaim "Aw, nuts!"
4) Walt comes in and says "It's summer, you dingus!" and clubs him with a frying pan
1) Jesse tries to put on his skis in the house, slips and falls on his ass
2) Finally gets skis on, but can't get up from his back
3) Finally gets up, but poles accidentally knock over priceless lamp, leading Jesse to exclaim "Aw, nuts!"
4) Walt comes in and says "It's summer, you dingus!" and clubs him with a frying pan
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
Funny car chase
Mr. Pickles
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mr. furley
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The best part is the "waaaaaahhhh waaaah waaaaaaaaahhhhhh" they play at the end.
proninja
Footballguy
That was fun. You guys aren't so bad yourselves.Met 'ninja, Drifter and DrifterWife this evening. All were even more terrific than I'd hoped (actually actually true), but DrifterWife is. So awesome.
Officer Pete Malloy
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krista4
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So great day went off the rails because Cal decided it was a no sleep night. So Mrs. SLB was going crazy all night while I was in a deep sleep.
He's been up for 29 hours now and isn't even drowsy.
He's been up for 29 hours now and isn't even drowsy.
Abraham
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-fish-
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Update: single, employed, entering into a field of law that may be sketchy (despite the much appreciated warnings from Henry Ford and T Bell, which I will try to abide by)
Oh, and drinking a Bloody Mary on the dock of a mansion while Roverkid is tubing on a glassy, cloudless day.
Hope you're all doing well. This is a cool community.
Oh, and drinking a Bloody Mary on the dock of a mansion while Roverkid is tubing on a glassy, cloudless day.
Hope you're all doing well. This is a cool community.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Not Oktoberfest babe, not Oktoberfest
mr roboto
Footballguy
Where you gonna find the gay may to give that salad to?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I know right? I'm just happy he finally playef catch with me. Almost 10 years old and I could never get him to play. He's got a surprisingly good arm. Plus he's double jointed in his elbows so he's got a really weird throwing motion.
T Bell
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T Bell
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Never heard of it. Interesting. I don't think so though. He was diagnosed with severe ADHD on top of the autism. Of course neither of those things exist. Thankfully it doesn't happen too often.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I slept fine.
Thanks GB. It's pretty bizarre. He's been in a good mood all day and wide awake though.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
No updates? Sorry for the confusion on my comment. My comment was intended to communicate what good friends you have to get your wife that hammered - in a good way.
Frostillicus
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Frostillicus
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sports_fan
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Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
The helicopter is back but now I'm not sure if anyone sees it but me. 
bentley
Footballguy
I slept fine.
That's why I specifically referenced Cal's night and not yours.
Had a couple interesting conversations with the Methodists today. You think that if there was one place that would be free of petty infighting it would be the church. But that's apparently not the case.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Churches have perfected the art of petty infighting.I slept fine.
Had a couple interesting conversations with the Methodists today. You think that if there was one place that would be free of petty infighting it would be the church. But that's apparently not the case.
proninja
Footballguy
No we haven'tChurches have perfected the art of petty infighting.I slept fine.
Had a couple interesting conversations with the Methodists today. You think that if there was one place that would be free of petty infighting it would be the church. But that's apparently not the case.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Screw you.No we haven'tChurches have perfected the art of petty infighting.I slept fine.
Had a couple interesting conversations with the Methodists today. You think that if there was one place that would be free of petty infighting it would be the church. But that's apparently not the case.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
What did the Methodist do?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Friday night I was looking at the stars with Dylan. He has been learning about the planets at school and was telling me how far away Pluto is. He wanted to know how long it would take to get so I say, well at the speed of light,do you know what that means? He replies yes, 300,000 kilometers per second. I just 
. After a Google, turns out he's right. Crazy. He said he learned that watching Bill Nye the science guy. I'm impressed and proud.
. After a Google, turns out he's right. Crazy. He said he learned that watching Bill Nye the science guy. I'm impressed and proud.
bentley
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I had two different people approach me about what the church was doing for Easter. Each was trying to convince me that the other persons idea was terrible. It was all very middle school.
kevzilla
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's been awhile but I think they do Jesus pretty badly.
krista4
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I think details would be boring--nothing crazy happened. It was like hanging out with good friends I'd known a while. Great folks; great time. I believe Mr. krista promised to cook a 12-course meal for everyone when it gets warm(er) out.
bentley
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-fish-
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my best friend, who is also the father of my daughter's best friend, moved out of his house today after marriage counseling failed.
my girlfriend also broke up with me this morning. I know that's happened before, but this one is the end. you won't hear about her anymore. I'm glad it happened.
what a strange day. I had to meet my frirend's (soon to be ex) wife at the dock, since I had her kid today. We talked for a while about making sure the kids all could stay friends.
Told him how weird it was, since we've all been friends for years. He told me that she's always hated me.
my girlfriend also broke up with me this morning. I know that's happened before, but this one is the end. you won't hear about her anymore. I'm glad it happened.
what a strange day. I had to meet my frirend's (soon to be ex) wife at the dock, since I had her kid today. We talked for a while about making sure the kids all could stay friends.
Told him how weird it was, since we've all been friends for years. He told me that she's always hated me.
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