GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

 

[General Malaise]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Tanner jumps into them with archaeological hammers looking for fossilized remains of his relatives.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Tanner jumps into them with archaeological hammers looking for fossilized remains of his relatives.

Pretty sure you we all have fossilized relatives somewhere, Dr. Genius.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Sinkholes aren't really a problem here. :shrug"

 

[El Floppo]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Sinkholes aren't really a problem here. :shrug"

oh come on. I've seen the news.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Tanner jumps into them with archaeological hammers looking for fossilized remains of his relatives.

Pretty sure you we all have fossilized relatives somewhere, Dr. Genius.

Yeah that wasn't the best 'Tanner is old' blast. Maybe 'descendants' instead of relatives?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes I forget where I live/where I teach and then a parent comes along and reminds me.

A mother emailed my principal VERY CONCERNED that her daughter's teachers "would be promoting/teaching about Harvey Milk (on Harvey Milk Day)."

Of course none of us are since we have a billion other things to do the last 6 days of school. Of course we all also know it would cause a huge crap-storm as well since this is God's country.

If I didn't love my job I'd come in drag next year and promote the living hell out of Harvey Milk day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Sinkholes aren't really a problem here. :shrug"

oh come on. I've seen the news.

Pretty sure there are sewers and water mains all over the place.

 

[General Malaise]

:sinkhole: alert

right across the street from floppoville, in front of famous Katz's deli. sounds like it was a water main break. getting home should be a ton of fun tonight.

so Tanner, or you other suburban types.... what do you guys do when you get all your sinkholes?

Tanner jumps into them with archaeological hammers looking for fossilized remains of his relatives.

Pretty sure you we all have fossilized relatives somewhere, Dr. Genius.

Yeah that wasn't the best 'Tanner is old' blast. Maybe 'descendants' instead of relatives?

I'M SURE THERE'S A JOKE INSIDE THE MOP THREAD OUT THERE FOR YOU JERKS.

 

[El Floppo]

Sometimes I forget where I live/where I teach and then a parent comes along and reminds me.

A mother emailed my principal VERY CONCERNED that her daughter's teachers "would be promoting/teaching about Harvey Milk (on Harvey Milk Day)."

Of course none of us are since we have a billion other things to do the last 6 days of school. Of course we all also know it would cause a huge crap-storm as well since this is God's country.

If I didn't love my job I'd come in drag next year and promote the living hell out of Harvey Milk day.

at least hand out some Snickers

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Male servers in a strip club? That's dumber than a plot in a porno.

I hate pornos. I mean CLEAN THE DAMN POOL ALREADY!!! Lazy Americans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Big fan of strip clubs.

SLJ's death is still amazing

You scared me there for a minute.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

 

[Josie Maran]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sometimes I forget where I live/where I teach and then a parent comes along and reminds me.

A mother emailed my principal VERY CONCERNED that her daughter's teachers "would be promoting/teaching about Harvey Milk (on Harvey Milk Day)."

Of course none of us are since we have a billion other things to do the last 6 days of school. Of course we all also know it would cause a huge crap-storm as well since this is God's country.

If I didn't love my job I'd come in drag next year and promote the living hell out of Harvey Milk day.

There was a performance night at my daughter's school last night, and the kids sang When Johnny Comes Marching Home. I don't know how many people caught it (I had to point it out to my wife), but they changed the lyric from, "And we'll all feel gay" to "we'll all scream hooray" or something gay like that. WTF?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

He's not in Naperville, doofus.

 

[Josie Maran]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

He's not in Naperville, doofus.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!!

 

[GroveDiesel]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

More like horse sized from the sound of it.

The storm has been over for about 2 minutes and the neighbors across the street have already taken about 637 pictures of their 2 cars.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

More like horse sized from the sound of it.

The storm has been over for about 2 minutes and the neighbors across the street have already taken about 637 pictures of their 2 cars.

Are they the people who have a garage full of stuff that wouldn't cost #### for hail to destroy but a driveway full of really expensive #### that hail did destroy?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

 

[Josie Maran]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

More like horse sized from the sound of it.The storm has been over for about 2 minutes and the neighbors across the street have already taken about 637 pictures of their 2 cars.

Are they the people who have a garage full of stuff that wouldn't cost #### for hail to destroy but a driveway full of really expensive #### that hail did destroy?

That describes 90% of my neighborhood, so yes.

And yeah, tons of crap in their garage and 2 cars worth about $30-35k each parked outside.

 

[-fish-]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

a house-sized hailstone fall on my horse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

a house-sized hailstone fall on my horse.

A corpse of a horse is corpse of course.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

I bet I could sell the horses. But there would probably be a lot of blood too.

 

[General Malaise]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

More like horse sized from the sound of it.

The storm has been over for about 2 minutes and the neighbors across the street have already taken about 637 pictures of their 2 cars.

Are they the people who have a garage full of stuff that wouldn't cost #### for hail to destroy but a driveway full of really expensive #### that hail did destroy?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Basketball sized?

More like horse sized from the sound of it.

The storm has been over for about 2 minutes and the neighbors across the street have already taken about 637 pictures of their 2 cars.

Are they the people who have a garage full of stuff that wouldn't cost #### for hail to destroy but a driveway full of really expensive #### that hail did destroy?

I grew up this way. My parents never put their car in our garage. I never understood that.

"I bought this condom so I wouldn't catch AIDS when I #### that hoor over there."

*puts his spare change inside the condom and sets it on the night table*

"OK, baby. You be the naughty school girl and I'll be Homer."

 

[-fish-]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

I bet I could sell the horses. But there would probably be a lot of blood too.

who's gonna buy a bloody hailstone-sized horse corpse?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Would you rather have one horse-size hailstone fall on your house or 10,000 hailstone-sized horses fall on your house?

I bet I could sell the horses. But there would probably be a lot of blood too.

who's gonna buy a bloody hailstone-sized horse corpse?

Makers of really small glue bottles?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Looks like I have a number of small dents in my car that's outside. The folks on the other side of the street did get it much worse though. Looks like someone teed off a couple of buckets of golf balls at their cars.

 

[-fish-]

Looks like I have a number of small dents in my car that's outside. The folks on the other side of the street did get it much worse though. Looks like someone teed off a couple of buckets of golf balls at their cars.

who's gonna clean up the tiny dead horses?

 

[Henry Ford]

Looks like I have a number of small dents in my car that's outside. The folks on the other side of the street did get it much worse though. Looks like someone teed off a couple of buckets of golf balls at their cars.

who's gonna clean up the tiny dead horses?

This line is set to a U2 song in my head, now.

 

[-fish-]

Looks like I have a number of small dents in my car that's outside. The folks on the other side of the street did get it much worse though. Looks like someone teed off a couple of buckets of golf balls at their cars.

who's gonna clean up the tiny dead horses?

This line is set to a U2 song in my head, now.

Echo and the Bunnymen here.

 

[Tecumseh]

Looks like I have a number of small dents in my car that's outside. The folks on the other side of the street did get it much worse though. Looks like someone teed off a couple of buckets of golf balls at their cars.

who's gonna clean up the tiny dead horses?

This line is set to a U2 song in my head, now.

Echo and the Bunnymen here.

Same.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Somebody just posted a picture of their car on Facebook. The rear window is gone and the car looks like somebody went to town on it with a bat. Theyre in reading, pa.

I'm on the train home ans my car is parked outside. ####.

 

[-fish-]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Somebody just posted a picture of their car on Facebook. The rear window is gone and the car looks like somebody went to town on it with a bat. Theyre in reading, pa.

I'm on the train home ans my car is parked outside. ####.

anyone else think this is in some way shuke's fault for mocking the weatherman about the size of the hail?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got both.

i did too!!

This place is opening a branch about 2 miles from my house and I'll have to walk past it twice every morning. That's not good.

ETA

OMG

Chicken Biscuit $5.50 Chicken thigh marinated in buttermilk, pickle juice, and nunya, slow smoked, breaded and fried, then tossed in house hot sauce and served on a house biscuit slathered in honey butter

http://sugarfiresmokehouse.com/the-5-best-cheeseburgers-in-st-louis/

Bob - please tell me how the smoked, fried artichokes are. What a great idea.

OMG Rules

This is what it must feel like to get fingerbanged by Buster in front of Bogie

 

[Abraham]

My boss's daughter (senior at A&M) drove over from College Station to help pack some boxes in the office. She is in the Miss Austin pageant in a couple of weeks. I haven't seen the other contestants. But I think she has a good chance to win. If she had spent more time in our office I might have rethought the job search thing.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Somebody just posted a picture of their car on Facebook. The rear window is gone and the car looks like somebody went to town on it with a bat. Theyre in reading, pa.I'm on the train home ans my car is parked outside. ####.

anyone else think this is in some way shuke's fault for mocking the weatherman about the size of the hail?

I just figured Krista had a layover in Philly or something.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Holy smokes, my house is getting absolutely crushed by hail right now.

Somebody just posted a picture of their car on Facebook. The rear window is gone and the car looks like somebody went to town on it with a bat. Theyre in reading, pa.I'm on the train home ans my car is parked outside. ####.

anyone else think this is in some way shuke's fault for mocking the weatherman about the size of the hail?

I just figured Krista had a layover in Philly or something.

A USAirways plane had a cracked windshield from landing in the Philly hail storm. It missed my place thankfully.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You people and your weird weather.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

re: Rude invading France

I just remembered that back in the 6th grade we were assigned a project to make food native to another country. BFF & me made French toast and French fries.

What a couple of idiots.

 

[Osaurus]

Spare us the cutter

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spare us the cutter

OMD rules.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

re: Rude invading France

I just remembered that back in the 6th grade we were assigned a project to make food native to another country. BFF & me made French toast and French fries.

What a couple of idiots.

Better than snails and frog legs.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Edit: found beer in McDonalds! It's on the menu in small print. Doesn't even say what type though. Still happy about it though.

Everything in this city is crazy expensive. Headed home tomorrow. Can't wait.

 

[-fish-]

When Paul Walker was killed in November in the midst of shooting Fast & Furious 7, it was clear the actor's untimely death could trigger by far the largest insurance claim in Hollywood history. That now appears to be the case as the project is undergoing an effects-packed 13-week shoot that will culminate in July with an enormous crowd scene using 600 people in the town of Rosamond, near Bakersfield, Calif.

An enormous 600 person crowd! Those crazy Bakersfieldians.

 

[-fish-]

re: Rude invading France

I just remembered that back in the 6th grade we were assigned a project to make food native to another country. BFF & me made French toast and French fries.

What a couple of idiots.

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

 

[Osaurus]

Spare us the cutter

OMD rules.

spot on

 

[-fish-]

Edit: found beer in McDonalds! It's on the menu in small print. Doesn't even say what type though. Still happy about it though.

Everything in this city is crazy expensive. Headed home tomorrow. Can't wait.

how many McDonald's visits did you make in Paris?