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[Aaron Rudnicki]

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

yikes

$175/night

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

Tre, is that where we are staying? I forget

Yep

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I got $135 through work

 

[Josie Maran]

I will only stay at places that rent by the hour.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

Awful. Sorry man.

Damn. F-ing brutal.

 

[Abraham]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

yikes

$175/night

This ain't Paris, bub.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

Make out with any of the other teachers on the roller coaster?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

 

[Josie Maran]

 

[Abraham]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

Do you get extra pay for longer days or field trips? (Serious quedtion).

 

[Thorn]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Does this involve buttchugging? Is the cucumber hollowed out and acts as a sort of funnel?

What is wrong with you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

Do you get extra pay for longer days or field trips? (Serious quedtion).

No. It falls under "related duties". It comes with the territory. And, in all honesty, the Disneyland trip isn't that bad. It just isn't "fun".

It used to be worse. We used to do an overnight trip to Catalina. Leave town at 6AM on a Thurs and get back at 9PM on Fri. It was brutal.

 

[Abraham]

Eta - laughing at thorn.

 

[Abraham]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

Do you get extra pay for longer days or field trips? (Serious quedtion).

No. It falls under "related duties". It comes with the territory. And, in all honesty, the Disneyland trip isn't that bad. It just isn't "fun".

It used to be worse. We used to do an overnight trip to Catalina. Leave town at 6AM on a Thurs and get back at 9PM on Fri. It was brutal.

Do you get a food and drink stipend?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Does this involve buttchugging? Is the cucumber hollowed out and acts as a sort of funnel?

What is wrong with you?

I was just rolling with the theme of the night.

 

[Thorn]

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

yikes$175/night

This ain't Paris, bub.

No ####. It's Milwaukee.

 

[Gadzooks]

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

Do you get extra pay for longer days or field trips? (Serious quedtion).

No. It falls under "related duties". It comes with the territory. And, in all honesty, the Disneyland trip isn't that bad. It just isn't "fun".

It used to be worse. We used to do an overnight trip to Catalina. Leave town at 6AM on a Thurs and get back at 9PM on Fri. It was brutal.

Do you get a food and drink stipend?

Is this research for an upcoming blog?

 

[Josie Maran]

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

yikes$175/night

This ain't Paris, bub.

No ####. It's Milwaukee.

The Paris of Eastern Wisconsin.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Does this involve buttchugging? Is the cucumber hollowed out and acts as a sort of funnel?

What is wrong with you?

So you guys are riding on a bus for 6 hours today? Like a school bus? Id need a blow job from Snow White to make that worthwhile.

Charter bus. And "worthwhile" doesn't really have anything to do with it since it is part of my job.

Did you have fun ?

No

Do you get extra pay for longer days or field trips? (Serious quedtion).

No. It falls under "related duties". It comes with the territory. And, in all honesty, the Disneyland trip isn't that bad. It just isn't "fun".

It used to be worse. We used to do an overnight trip to Catalina. Leave town at 6AM on a Thurs and get back at 9PM on Fri. It was brutal.

Do you get a food and drink stipend?

We did for the overnight but not this trip. Which is something I think we need to bring up at the next union meeting. Meals at Disneyland are $20 a pop, minimum.

 

[Abraham]

That's why I asked. I get that the trip is neither "fun" nor "bad" but making you pay for your own expensive food sucks.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Who's the keeper of the cuke shot video?

I'm not sure it was awful. Just caught us, or me anyway, off guard. The bottle looked like the American flag

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That's why I asked. I get that the trip is neither "fun" nor "bad" but making you pay for your own expensive food sucks.

Yeah. On the plus side we are allowed to wander out to Downtown Disney where there is booze.

I may or may not have enjoyed a couple of icy cold session beers at this place. Happy hour prices and free chips and salsa. F-You, Mickey.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Does this involve buttchugging? Is the cucumber hollowed out and acts as a sort of funnel?

What is wrong with you?

I should probably book a room for beerhole. Where we staying again?

InterContinental Milwaukee

yikes$175/night

This ain't Paris, bub.

No ####. It's Milwaukee.

The Paris of Eastern Wisconsin.

Detroit used to be referred to as the Paris of the west. Actually true.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's why I asked. I get that the trip is neither "fun" nor "bad" but making you pay for your own expensive food sucks.

Yeah. On the plus side we are allowed to wander out to Downtown Disney where there is booze.

I may or may not have enjoyed a couple of icy cold session beers at this place. Happy hour prices and free chips and salsa. F-You, Mickey.

Then finger banging?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That's why I asked. I get that the trip is neither "fun" nor "bad" but making you pay for your own expensive food sucks.

Yeah. On the plus side we are allowed to wander out to Downtown Disney where there is booze.

I may or may not have enjoyed a couple of icy cold session beers at this place. Happy hour prices and free chips and salsa. F-You, Mickey.

Then finger banging?

Well, not me but there might have been some blasting going on in the back of the bus on the way home (students, not teachers).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't stop laughing at this...and slightly aroused.

 

[kevzilla]

A massive Vegas cornhole would be pretty epic. We really might break the Web.

Been agitating for this for a long time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Can't stop laughing at this...and slightly aroused.

oh my

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm sitting on the bench at the end of the path® letting the dog roam and he almost caught a turkey. They most certainly can fly but not well. He barely got away.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

So sorry, man.

So sorry to hear this.

Will be praying for strength for the family.

 

[heckmanm]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

:sigh:

So sorry. Thoprawishes to you and your family.

How old is Cathy, if you don't mind my asking?

Early 40s. Two kids. :(

 

[bentley]

Party went great. PR chick was sufficiently impressed. Now watching JR play his new Minecraft game on the XBOX 360. The fact that he can't read is slowing down his progress a bit.

 

[bentley]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

:sigh:

So sorry. Thoprawishes to you and your family.

How old is Cathy, if you don't mind my asking?

Early 40s. Two kids. :( That really sucks. Ts and Ps.

 

[Frostillicus]

Filling up water balloons and drinking beer. Pretty righteous.

 

[bentley]

Filling up water balloons and drinking beer. Pretty righteous.

I've been drinking since this morning. Pretty sure I'm going to be shammered at some point today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sitting on the bench at the end of the path® letting the dog roam and he almost caught a turkey. They most certainly can fly but not well. He barely got away.

/Arthurcarlson

 

[Guster]

Kid just went to her mom's. Time to hit the liquor store to see if there is anything new I "need," squeeze in a workout and then commence operation "fall asleep" on the couch

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry heck

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

:sigh:

So sorry. Thoprawishes to you and your family.

How old is Cathy, if you don't mind my asking?

Spoiler

Early 40s. Two kids. :( That really sucks. Ts and Ps.

Same here. Gut-wrenching situation - T&Ps.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When you're not in on the joke...

 

[sports_fan]

I can't remember the last time I had a stick of gum.

 

[Josie Maran]

I can't remember the last time I had a stick of gum.

Wistful.

 

[Osaurus]

Pfister is booked up that weekend. Was thinking that has to be around $175 (prolly not). I can put in a good word with my in laws if anyone wants to stay in the north shore.

 

[Josie Maran]

"Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve. Your mother didn't kiss me until the third date...it made sex on the first two dates very impersonal."

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I'm sitting on the bench at the end of the path® letting the dog roam and he almost caught a turkey. They most certainly can fly but not well. He barely got away.

The dog or the turkey?

My knucklehead decided on his evening constitutional(read: When he goes out after dinner to drop a load) that the buzzard he saw snacking on a flattened armadillo was somehow trespassing on HIS personal property. The buzzard, as you would imagine, was not amused. At. All. Needless to say, our hero decided that taking a dook wasn't that important anymore.

That was over an hour ago. Finally coaxed him back out into the yard to do his job. May well have been the fastest recorded dump in the history of dog-dom. It was as if it was fired out of some kind of a@#-mounted, turd ballistae. Upon running back into the house, I don't think his feet ever touched the ground.

Now he's sitting at my wife's feet looking uber proud of himself.

 

[El Floppo]

In all seriousness, Naperville really is a nice place.

wait... I just assumed Naperville was code for some inside joke amongst you regulars- it's a real place? AND nice?

 

[El Floppo]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

Spoiler

:sigh:

So sorry. Thoprawishes to you and your family.

How old is Cathy, if you don't mind my asking?

Spoiler

Early 40s. Two kids. :( That really sucks. Ts and Ps.

Spoiler

Same here. Gut-wrenching situation - T&Ps.

best possible thoughts and wishes heading your way from NYC.

 

[mr roboto]

In all seriousness, Naperville really is a nice place.

wait... I just assumed Naperville was code for some inside joke amongst you regulars- it's a real place? AND nice?

Yuppie suburb outside Chicago. Lots of milfs and bmws and an old downtown area/river walk.