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[bentley]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

Hm...intriguing offer. Hm. I will text if we are going to make it. If not, I will drive down either tomorrow or Wednesday around lunch time (your choice).

Soooo...............are you guys dating now?Angrywife, the boys and I spent an hour or so driving around looking at houses for sale in Steiner Ranch this morning. Found a couple worth going back to check out.

Steiner is very nice. How would you get to work? I would think a west to east morning would suck as bad as north to south. 620 to 183 across town?

2222 all the way across town? Commute is the major downside out there. Also looking in Avery Ranch. Neighborhood isn't quite as appealing but drive is better.

 

[Josie Maran]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

DirecTV does fine for us in the rain. Maybe need to recalibrate your dish?

Maybe you need to recalibrate your face.

Never gets old.

 

[Henry Ford]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

DirecTV does fine for us in the rain. Maybe need to recalibrate your dish?

Maybe you need to recalibrate your face.

Done. Now my TV works and I look like Brad Pitt. Watch your wives, gentlemen.

 

[Abraham]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

Hm...intriguing offer. Hm. I will text if we are going to make it. If not, I will drive down either tomorrow or Wednesday around lunch time (your choice).

Soooo...............are you guys dating now?Angrywife, the boys and I spent an hour or so driving around looking at houses for sale in Steiner Ranch this morning. Found a couple worth going back to check out.

Steiner is very nice. How would you get to work? I would think a west to east morning would suck as bad as north to south. 620 to 183 across town?

2222 all the way across town? Commute is the major downside out there. Also looking in Avery Ranch. Neighborhood isn't quite as appealing but drive is better.

Avery ranch <<<<<< Steiner.

House next door to me has a coming soon sign in front of it as of Saturday morning.

 

[El Floppo]

This needs to be reposted about every 4 months.

I superchunk even more now. Package Thief still my favorite video ever.

 

[Josie Maran]

"Steve, these Mexican prostitutes have been with thousands of men, so when they tell you you're the best they've ever had...it's quite a compliment."

 

[General Malaise]

I'm thinking those cookies I made might be a touch too strong.

Maybe you could eat smaller portions of them.

I might, though I would like the toxicity to exit my body very now please. good god almighty am I foggy....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Steve, these Mexican prostitutes have been with thousands of men, so when they tell you you're the best they've ever had...it's quite a compliment."

Thinking of you

 

[JaxBill]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

I just got one too, love it. Use it constantly. Two briskets so far, one pizza, numerous steaks, and last night, bacon wrapped pineapple and stuffed jalapeños. Oh and two spatchcocked chickens. Those are fun.

Just saying "spatchcocked chickens" is fun.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

I just got one too, love it. Use it constantly. Two briskets so far, one pizza, numerous steaks, and last night, bacon wrapped pineapple and stuffed jalapeños. Oh and two spatchcocked chickens. Those are fun.

I've read some of the BGE thread and saw you were really enjoying yours. I've tried to get Mr. krista to read that thread as there seems to be lots of good info in there. Any tips on pizza cooking on there?

 

[krista4]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

 

[kevzilla]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

You'll like it. It's like a house you use more than once.

 

[krista4]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

You'll like it. It's like a house you use more than once.

 

[Josie Maran]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

You'll like it. It's like a house you use more than once.

Kev, your post-to-guffaw ratio has been off the charts lately.

 

[Josie Maran]

"Steve, these Mexican prostitutes have been with thousands of men, so when they tell you you're the best they've ever had...it's quite a compliment."

Thinking of you

Thanks buddy.

 

[Abraham]

I just spent a few minutes reading the thread titles in the shark pool. I haven't heard of half the players.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To get even with her you should show her a picture of my junk.

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

DirecTV does fine for us in the rain. Maybe need to recalibrate your dish?

Maybe you need to recalibrate your face.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Steve, these Mexican prostitutes have been with thousands of men, so when they tell you you're the best they've ever had...it's quite a compliment."

"Steve, these Mexican prostitutes have been with thousands of men, so when they tell you you're the best they've ever had...it's quite a compliment."

Thinking of you

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

You'll like it. It's like a house you use more than once.

 

[Mister Martie]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

 

[bentley]

Lol. Just texted abe. I assume he won't see it until he gets back down to cosjobs place to get his phone.

Abe - agree on steiner vs avery. Going to a block party in nw hills with some friends so that's also a contender. If you are in town saturday morning and want to take your oldest along for a trip to a park, the childrens museum or a bar, the bentley boys are looking for fun.

 

[Osaurus]

Pitching a tent can be fun.

 

[Josie Maran]

Pitching a tent can be fun.

Cleanup can be a pain though.

 

[krista4]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

Hold on...there are different types of camping?

OK, OK, I did at least know that. We were planning backpacking camps because there are some trails that we'd like to conquer but really can't be done as day hikes. When I was thinking about it, though, I'm not sure we're ready yet for lugging the tent, sleeping bags, cooking gear, etc., so we might start with some car camping. Are you a camper? Any tips are appreciated. Is there a camping thread around here somewhere I could read?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Camping with Steve is a good intro thread to the joys of sleeping outdoors.

 

[YSR]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

Hold on...there are different types of camping?

OK, OK, I did at least know that. We were planning backpacking camps because there are some trails that we'd like to conquer but really can't be done as day hikes. When I was thinking about it, though, I'm not sure we're ready yet for lugging the tent, sleeping bags, cooking gear, etc., so we might start with some car camping. Are you a camper? Any tips are appreciated. Is there a camping thread around here somewhere I could read?

Search for "Man in the Yellow Hat"

 

[Henry Ford]

Chicken thighs brined in water, salt, pineapple juice, coated in Cajun rub and smoked - winner.

Pork shoulder crusted with mustard and Cajun rub and smoked - super winner.

 

[krista4]

Yeah, that's not the kind of camping I want to do.

 

[Josie Maran]

Yeah, that's not the kind of camping I want to do.

Prude.

 

[Mister Martie]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

Hold on...there are different types of camping?

OK, OK, I did at least know that. We were planning backpacking camps because there are some trails that we'd like to conquer but really can't be done as day hikes. When I was thinking about it, though, I'm not sure we're ready yet for lugging the tent, sleeping bags, cooking gear, etc., so we might start with some car camping. Are you a camper? Any tips are appreciated. Is there a camping thread around here somewhere I could read?

Yes, I got into backpacking and camping about 3 years ago so I do have some tips that may save you from making the same mistakes that I did. Let me think about it a bit and I'll shoot you a PM with some gear lists, websites, etc. It seems really daunting when you are first getting into it but it's not too bad once you know what's going on. Plus, like you said, you can get to some spots you'd never be able to get to without backpacking your way in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You only have to watch the first 1:45 but this sums up camping for me EXACTLY

 

[krista4]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

Hold on...there are different types of camping?

OK, OK, I did at least know that. We were planning backpacking camps because there are some trails that we'd like to conquer but really can't be done as day hikes. When I was thinking about it, though, I'm not sure we're ready yet for lugging the tent, sleeping bags, cooking gear, etc., so we might start with some car camping. Are you a camper? Any tips are appreciated. Is there a camping thread around here somewhere I could read?

Yes, I got into backpacking and camping about 3 years ago so I do have some tips that may save you from making the same mistakes that I did. Let me think about it a bit and I'll shoot you a PM with some gear lists, websites, etc. It seems really daunting when you are first getting into it but it's not too bad once you know what's going on. Plus, like you said, you can get to some spots you'd never be able to get to without backpacking your way in.

You are fantastic--thank you so much! It is definitely a bit daunting right now.

 

[bentley]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

and at Tanner's post. That's what is SO painful about Scouts. Camping can be fun for one night as long as everyone is loaded. Booze of course is prohibited but I think I've gotten buzzed up on every one I've gone on.

 

[Josie Maran]

You only have to watch the first 1:45 but this sums up camping for me EXACTLY

Damn. You sent me down the youtube wormhole.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

This was mine

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

Everything is Beautiful by Ray Stevens here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

Mine actual song was "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band. Seriously doubt that my parents were playing some goofy pop song when I was conceived. They were in their 30s.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

I was conceived in the back of a Nova. Pretty good odds the radio was on.

 

[Josie Maran]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

This was mine

Way to steal our thunder, jerkass.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Website that calculates what song you were probably conceived to

This was mine

Way to steal our thunder, jerkass.

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[YSR]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

The last time I camped I got so drunk that I tried to put out our campfire by peeing on it. I fell backwards from squatting position and burned the back of my right thigh something fierce.

So maybe leave the fire peeing to OH.

 

[Abraham]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

The last time I camped I got so drunk that I tried to put out our campfire by peeing on it. I fell backwards from squatting position and burned the back of my right thigh something fierce. So maybe leave the fire peeing to OH.

Would have paid at least $7 to see that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This old lady is cool (and hot hawhawhaw) SFW shooting related video

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I just purchased a tent. The closest to "camping" I've done as an adult was hiking the Milford Track in New Zealand, where I stayed in lodges in which the electricity was turned off at 10 p.m. But I just purchased a tent.

Awesome! Planning to car camp or backpack?

Hold on...there are different types of camping?

OK, OK, I did at least know that. We were planning backpacking camps because there are some trails that we'd like to conquer but really can't be done as day hikes. When I was thinking about it, though, I'm not sure we're ready yet for lugging the tent, sleeping bags, cooking gear, etc., so we might start with some car camping. Are you a camper? Any tips are appreciated. Is there a camping thread around here somewhere I could read?

Bring a black guy along. They always get killed first.

 

[Josie Maran]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

The last time I camped I got so drunk that I tried to put out our campfire by peeing on it. I fell backwards from squatting position and burned the back of my right thigh something fierce.

So maybe leave the fire peeing to OH.

 

[krista4]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

The last time I camped I got so drunk that I tried to put out our campfire by peeing on it. I fell backwards from squatting position and burned the back of my right thigh something fierce.So maybe leave the fire peeing to OH.

Would have paid at least $7 to see that.

I bid $8.

 

[bentley]

What I like to do when camping is drink until I can't feel my extremities and then pass out wherever. And throw lots of #### in the camp fire.

The last time I camped I got so drunk that I tried to put out our campfire by peeing on it. I fell backwards from squatting position and burned the back of my right thigh something fierce.So maybe leave the fire peeing to OH.

 

[-fish-]

Hmm. So that's what county jail is like.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Hmm. So that's what county jail is like.

 

[Guster]

Hmm. So that's what county jail is like.