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BobbyLayne said:
-fish- said:
You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.
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Damn, -fish-

Umm...not to be a Richard, but I really would like to know...what's your rule on "My kid(s) get to meet chicks I'm banging if/when _________".

I really don't know how to answer that. It's kinda tough since pretty much my whole life revolves around my two kids, one of whom I don't have custody of, and I'm kind of wary about #### like this going down. I really haven't figured it out...I have a vague notion of "when it gets serious". My reluctance to include them with my kid time activities has unintended consequences. Let's just 9-1/2 weeks would be ####### milestone achievement.
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Thought of this too... Only 2 girlfriends have met my daughter - one I lived with for 2 years and the other I took to Maine and so my daughter met her on her he way back.

Regardless, sounds like a pretty f'd up situation. Good luck!

 
-fish- said:
You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.
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I was kinda hoping you were overserved and went on a rampage against the town like Rambo in First Blood. But this is awful. I love you.

 
That sucks. I was way off with smuggling baby elephants.

Also, that sounds pretty screwed up. Sorry to hear fish. Glad you had a lot of witnesses. It sucks that police seem to just take the woman's side on this stuff no matter what to the point where they didn't even talk to the witnesses.

 
Abraham said:
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-fish- said:
You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.
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:mellow:

That does suck.

 
-fish- said:
You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.
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Woah.

 
There's this little liquor store on my way home from work that I'll stop at occasionally that sells all sorts of weird crap like bobbleheads and baseball cards. Last week I walked in to get my 30 cans of Busch Light and there was like 25 nerds sitting around playing Magic the Gathering or something. Weird looking group of dudes.

 
Annyong said:
There's this little liquor store on my way home from work that I'll stop at occasionally that sells all sorts of weird crap like bobbleheads and baseball cards. Last week I walked in to get my 30 cans of Busch Light and there was like 25 nerds sitting around playing Magic the Gathering or something. Weird looking group of dudes.
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No way.

 
How old is daughter fish? Sorry to be a Richard, but why was she there? Isn't that festival a 3 day drink/drug a thon with 1000's of people?

What a nightmare.

 
Guster said:
Zow said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Zow said:
-fish- said:
DV Assault 4 for the lawyers.
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Which state?
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Circa Washington
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Gotcha. Sucks. Totally sounds like one of those situations where the cops don't know who to believe but the department likely has some informal policy of still making at least one arrest in a DV situation.
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Thank God we've got Woz here to help clear things up for us
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I was more so trying to sympathize with your situation because it is unfortunately common and realistic, but I'm sure you'll hate whatever I say so I'll just shut up.

 
ScottNorwood said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Annyong said:
There's this little liquor store on my way home from work that I'll stop at occasionally that sells all sorts of weird crap like bobbleheads and baseball cards. Last week I walked in to get my 30 cans of Busch Light and there was like 25 nerds sitting around playing Magic the Gathering or something. Weird looking group of dudes.
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No way.
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:lmao:
 
DA RAIDERS said:
How old is daughter fish? Sorry to be a Richard, but why was she there? Isn't that festival a 3 day drink/drug a thon with 1000's of people?

What a nightmare.
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I didn't take her to Sasquatch. I took her to a campground about 50 miles from there and tubed and fished at a lake with 2 other families

 
krista4 said:
-fish- said:
Abraham said:
I read the story like some crazed stranger at the camp ground attacked him. It was his date? Googily moodily.
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That would have been better. This is same chick from last 2 years. Even I won't go back for more.
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I hope you're serious this time, but sadly I'm not sure.
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Roverkid saw the whole thing. I can put up with a lot of crazy, but not when it comes to her

 
Next time I want to go camping and someone asks 'what could go wrong?', at least I have a good answer now.

 
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-fish- said:
krista4 said:
-fish- said:
Abraham said:
I read the story like some crazed stranger at the camp ground attacked him. It was his date? Googily moodily.
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That would have been better. This is same chick from last 2 years. Even I won't go back for more.
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I hope you're serious this time, but sadly I'm not sure.
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Roverkid saw the whole thing. I can put up with a lot of crazy, but not when it comes to her
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:( That's awful. I do hope you can stick with it this time, for yourself as well.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
-fish- said:
DA RAIDERS said:
How old is daughter fish? Sorry to be a Richard, but why was she there? Isn't that festival a 3 day drink/drug a thon with 1000's of people?

What a nightmare.
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I didn't take her to Sasquatch. I took her to a campground about 50 miles from there and tubed and fished at a lake with 2 other families
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Was crazy chick part of the two other families?
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No. Me, ex, our daughters. Two other couples, 5 other kids

 
I don't know the backstory of the ex and the drama therein, but have seen the jokes in here about you yo yoing back and forth with her.

I do have a 7 year daughter and I would never have any contact with with anyone that did that sort of #### in front of her. I hope you kick her to the curb and never speak to her again.

And I applaud you for not dropping her with a short right hook.

Enjoy your adventures in camping k4!!

 
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