GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Spoiler

Our country apparently has a soccer team.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Spoiler

Our country apparently has a soccer team.

Neat board.

We stink. How's Ohio?

 

[Otis]

Now I'm in a room and it looks like a guest room with a really nice set of windows and she told me that I should take a lilt telex bit if tome to relax and get a feel for

Just came here to post this

 

[Otis]

Having kids sounds like a real drag sometimes.

You're face sounds like a real drag sometimes.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Spoiler

Our country apparently has a soccer team.

Neat board.

We stink. How's Ohio?

Even awesomer than usual.

 

[Abraham]

Spelling bee http://youtu.be/2GviCElUXNE

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Spoiler

Our country apparently has a soccer team.

Neat board.

We stink. How's Ohio?

Even awesomer than usual.

They just did a mini doc on 10 cent beer night on espn. Jesus Christ Cleveland.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

Three takes

Awesome. Glad you liked it.

Also, I knew you wanted a few of those things you sent to me back, so I made sure to include them. I think you also got a few things once owned or held by Tiger Fan and The Bobby Sacamano.

So, you're in rarefied air.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

And in case anyone wants to send me a t-shirt in the future, I'm a large.

I'm a medium. TigerFan sent me an XL. So you get it.

At least you're only one away.

 

[heckmanm]

Are folks waking up or going to sleep?

Very babySo crying

Much early

My 5 year old is following me around the house talking at me nonstop about Minecraft this morning. Probably been going for at least 20 minutes, including while I try to sit here and poop and read the FFA in peace.

One thing I know about my next house is that we won't have one of the kids' rooms above ours. I'm awoken every morning before 7 (usually before 6:30) to the tones of Lukey kicking the walls in his bedroom to alert us to the fact that he's up.

Take your revenge when he's 11 and realizes he's listening to you have sex. :eternaloptimist:

 

[McGarnicle]

I would really, really like to not have to work today.

 

[heckmanm]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

Sucks about the anesthesia, but I wouldn't worry about the baby being breech right now. I'm no expert, but I think I remember from childbirth class that babies pretty much hang out feet first until they start to be ready to be born. Meaning your boy will likely turn himself in the next two weeks and chill out head down until it's time. That's what happened with kid #1 here. Kid #2 is all over the place. He's been feet down in a couple of ultrasounds and head down in a couple. Heck, just this morning as I was trying to sleep, I think he did some of Guster's reiki #### so there is no telling what position he's in now.So don't stress about this. Yet.

It's almost like he's cuddling her stomach, if that makes any sense. He's also apparently 4lbs already. This ####in guy.

I wouldn't repeat this to Mrs. Jenkins, but there's 400,000 healthy babies born every day. GL GB, first time is kinda hellish (& 99.999999% of the time routine.

My oldest was 9 pounds. The ex-wife is 100 lbs soaking wet. Tried getting him out for 8 hours, just kept rocking back in fourth. As we had discussed ahead of time, we gave the OB permission to use the suction cup puller, but no forceps. I guess it wasn't on there real good because it came off the first time, and something went flying past me.

About an later we had the two Grandmas in there seeing their new grandson, and I was taking pictures I realized there was a huge piece of placenta stuck on the wall above the bed.

Should have downshifted for better traction IMO

 

[heckmanm]

BL @ 15

Nice pull, GB

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have to go to class tonight. At church. Because we are getting our daughters baptized.

It's a class with a bunch of other couples who are having their kids baptized, and one couple who leads the class who REALLY digs jezuz.

Really looking forward to this.

"Is there any way we can get her baptized 'honorarily'? You know...like Bill Cosby gets a PhD type thing?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

meanwhile in Bakersfield...

Pretty sure the one on the right is MMA fighter Tito Ortiz

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just came across Jimmy Swaggart's SBN channel. Out of curiosity, I watched a service. Holy chit, folks looked like they are in a trance, all crying and mumbling what they call in tongues. Wow. The whole message is repeated over and over and it's done so in a way that the person is made to feel worthless and sad at first then they are brought up on a high note. Prayers are done with the "elders" putting their hand on people's foreheads and saying I don't know what. Looks like an exorcism is being performed with some of them...Then Swaggy has no problem asking for blessings and offerings to God (well, really for his pocket as he is a rich mf). Even if you are poor, they ask for more more more. I'm just stunned how they rip folks off.

Apparently last month they raised 3.4 mil in the name of paying for the sbn network to reach the world. Now tomorrow you can tune in to biblethon where yes, they need your help, again, to get out all of JS's bibles that have been translated in different languages shipped out.

How is this different than a cult, other than he happens to know a thing or two about the bible. He thinks he is the only one who knows the truth and has collections of books for you to buy. Toss your bibles aside folks, somehow before he came on board, no one was saved and everything your grandparents and on back were taught is wrong and they were not saved!!

It's addicting to watch because he manages to turn it into we need your money, even if your poor, we need your money with his bogus tears and crap.

Also, I could never take someone yelling and angry seriously. Dude needs some help as does his son and grandson.

No pun intended but...you're preaching to the choir here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spelling bee http://youtu.be/2GviCElUXNE

Kid's voice is a dead-ringer for Eddie Deezen's

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

Read this as "white dong".

Actually true.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm distantly related to Jimmy Swaggert.

 

[heckmanm]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

So like...mid-thigh?

Yeah, better way to put it. So wow. Wish I would have been wearing my cat shirt but had a Tommy Bahama deal on for Hawaiian themed party. Rules are rules.

ETA It also turns out that the bass player is my third cousin. No idea wtf he is but he knew me. Mrs. SLB just shook her head and said "I swear to god that you know everybody in the world". lol

RIP bass player

 

[Stoneys]

One week / 30+ page update?

Had my jury duty one day, then my Grandma's funeral. Fun week last week.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Spoiler

Our country apparently has a soccer team.

Neat board.

We stink. How's Ohio?

Even awesomer than usual.

 

[heckmanm]

I sprained my thumb and can't jack off.

Have a beer, GB

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Crushed red pepper is awesome. Everyone loves pepper.

Confirmed.

 

[Guster]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

And in case anyone wants to send me a t-shirt in the future, I'm a large.

I'm a medium. TigerFan sent me an XL. So you get it.

At least you're only one away.

closing the gap

 

[Guster]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

Three takes

Awesome. Glad you liked it.

Also, I knew you wanted a few of those things you sent to me back, so I made sure to include them. I think you also got a few things once owned or held by Tiger Fan and The Bobby Sacamano.

So, you're in rarefied air.

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

For Idiot Boxer

Holy ####, that pepper spread is great

I'm drunk because I've been drinking for the last 5 hours and it took me 3 full takes to get the video decent enough to post, but I think I'm going back for seconds on the pulled pork with pepper spread.

The whiskey is interesting. Tastes like a white dog, so young but good flavor and no burn

You're good people in my book

Three takes

Awesome. Glad you liked it.

Also, I knew you wanted a few of those things you sent to me back, so I made sure to include them. I think you also got a few things once owned or held by Tiger Fan and The Bobby Sacamano.

So, you're in rarefied air.

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

Pig in the Box, but not on amazon so gonna have to see if i can find it elsewhere.

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

Pig in the Box, but not on amazon so gonna have to see if i can find it elsewhere.

found it... on their site of all things!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

Pig in the Box, but not on amazon so gonna have to see if i can find it elsewhere.

found it... on their site of all things!

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

Pig in the Box, but not on amazon so gonna have to see if i can find it elsewhere.

found it... on their site of all things!

lol

Just ordered 2 jars...seems like they didn't charge for shipping...odd.

 

[Henry Ford]

My receptionist is being "special" today.

 

[Jayrod]

I'm distantly related to Jimmy Swaggert.

I think Jerry Lee Lewis is also, so you got that going for you....which is nice.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

And in case anyone wants to send me a t-shirt in the future, I'm a large.

I'm a medium.

Can you tell my dead Grandfather I said 'hi'?

 

[General Malaise]

Anything happen over the weekend here? Without looking, I'll venture some guesses. Let's see how close I am....

- Roverfish was arrested for hitting his former future ex-Mrs's hands with his face in Ogden, Utah.

- Tanner celebrated the start of his summer vacation by guzzling doughnut flavored tequila and attending a Zebra concert.

- Cosjobs bought another bike but killed it in the trunk of his car.

- Sacamano gave lettuce another try, liked it, but will pretend to hate it for another decade.

- Krista bought another house

- Guster levitated at work on Friday.

- Bobby Layne HAKWATR

- Homer tried to move back to Ohio but was thrown out at the border.

- Shuke finally found some porn under a mattress. No confirmation on whether or not it was one that Thorn returned.

- SLB met Anne B. Davis of Brady Bunch fame on Friday.

- Tre and Frosty met up for beers and meat raffles but ended up pulling tabs instead.

- Gadzooks used little Zooks to meet women on vacation.

- Abe is already looking for another job.

Good?

 

[krista4]

 

[kevzilla]

I'm distantly related to Jimmy Swaggert.

I think Jerry Lee Lewis is also, so you got that going for you....which is nice.

Yep. Mickey Gilley, too. Deviant behavior runs in my family.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It seems I have met my quota of likes for the day.

 

[heckmanm]

Anything happen over the weekend here? Without looking, I'll venture some guesses. Let's see how close I am....

- SLB met Anne B. Davis of Brady Bunch fame on Friday.

 

[heckmanm]

Frosty> Thoughts on Ghost Shark? Cracked.com likes it better than Sharknado.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty> Thoughts on Ghost Shark? Cracked.com likes it better than Sharknado.

Haven't watched it. It came out too close to the release of Sharknado which burnt me out a bit on SyFy. Seems too silly too, but I may still get around to it. It's on the DVR.

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have to order more of that pepper spread... it'll be gone by the end of the week.

I like that it starts out with a sweet pickled pepper flavor and then there's a nice little bit of heat at the end

Brand?

Pig in the Box, but not on amazon so gonna have to see if i can find it elsewhere.

found it... on their site of all things!

lol

Just ordered 2 jars...seems like they didn't charge for shipping...odd.

Same for me i'll take it!

 

[General Malaise]

Mini Cooper?

My sister drives one of those. Loves it. No idea how she affords it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I "sat" in a Mini at the auto show once. Not pretty. Although it fared better than the Audi TT.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anything happen over the weekend here? Without looking, I'll venture some guesses. Let's see how close I am....

- Roverfish was arrested for hitting his former future ex-Mrs's hands with his face in Ogden, Utah.

- Tanner celebrated the start of his summer vacation by guzzling doughnut flavored tequila and attending a Zebra concert.

- Cosjobs bought another bike but killed it in the trunk of his car.

- Sacamano gave lettuce another try, liked it, but will pretend to hate it for another decade.

- Krista bought another house

- Guster levitated at work on Friday.

- Bobby Layne HAKWATR

- Homer tried to move back to Ohio but was thrown out at the border.

- Shuke finally found some porn under a mattress. No confirmation on whether or not it was one that Thorn returned.

- SLB met Anne B. Davis of Brady Bunch fame on Friday.

- Tre and Frosty met up for beers and meat raffles but ended up pulling tabs instead.

- Gadzooks used little Zooks to meet women on vacation.

- Abe is already looking for another job.

Good?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found today that my GBtehbook put some money down on a house about three miles from me. He lived about a mile from me in the old hood so I fully expect him to survive. I am so freaking happy about this. It's a serious game changer.

 

[Ignoramus]

Audi TT

"Dude canoe."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Audi TT

"Dude canoe."

I like to play the "Can TRE fit in this small car?" game at the auto show.

 

[General Malaise]

Never let your friends label your moving boxes.

 

[Ignoramus]

So I overnighted my speeding fine plus the failure to appear fine in to the court. They say it should take a couple of days for that to get through the system and for my warrant to clear. Are the cops going to come to another county to arrest me at work or can I pretty safely give it a couple of days to clear and then give the sheriff's warrants office a call and let them know I'm paid up? BIL had been driving on a suspended license for a while before he got arrested. Babe, did they come after you right away?

The warrants office sent me a post card with a number to call, but I kind of feel like it's the old ploy where they tell a bunch of guys with warrants that they've won Raiders season tickets and then arrest them when they show up to claim their prize.