GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Romo is usually impregnating YRS, I'm not jumping on him.

 

[krista4]

Bears should be fine. Animals have that "spidey sense" for natural disasters. They'll steer clear.

Sleep what now?

Going to hike instead. I usually avoid crepuscular hours to lessen my chances of being eaten by a bear, but guess I'll live on the edge.

Crepuscular is a perfectly cromulent word.

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[YSR]

Romo is usually impregnating YRS, I'm not jumping on him.

Well I clearly am.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

speaking of which, isn't it about time to grip it and rip it?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

speaking of which, isn't it about time to grip it and rip it?

I think she has another 18 months, give or take 1.

 

[-fish-]

speaking of which, isn't it about time to grip it and rip it?

I think she has another 18 months, give or take 1.

is she pregnant with the next one yet?

 

[Josie Maran]

What's the score in the futbols?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

What's the score in the futbols?

USMNT advances after a thrilling 1-0 loss to Germany.

 

[BobbyLayne]

What's the score in the futbols?

We lost by a little. Dancing in the streets of midtown

Actually true.

 

[General Malaise]

I have Belgium to win it all at 13-1 odds. Hoping to tear that ticket up with a US win.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Car service to Jamaica, Queens. Living the dream.

 

[Josie Maran]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

 

[Ignoramus]

How did the Seahawks manage to lose games last year but still get to the playoffs?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How did the Seahawks manage to lose games last year but still get to the playoffs?

PEDs.

Oh wait I forgot we don't mention that anymore since they won.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

Neat sport

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have Belgium to win it all at 13-1 odds. Hoping to tear that ticket up with a US win.

I have futures on all these teams, but most are small bets:

USA: 245:1

Belgium: 20.5: 1

Argentina: 4.2: 1

Brazil: 3.1: 1

Colombia: 53.5: 1

Chile: 48.5: 1

Netherlands: 44.5: 1

Germany: 4.7: 1

Uruguay: 28.5: 1

Portugal: 28.5: 1 (DEAD)

South American team to win: -110

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

group of 4 with each team playing the other 3 teams once.

Germany won 2, tied 1

US finished with 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss

Portugal finished with 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss

Ghana finished with a tie and 2 losses

Germany won the group.

USA and Portugal tied for 2nd but US advanced on goal differential tiebreakers because we lost to Germany 0-1 while they lost to Germany 0-4.

 

[Celph Titled]

Uruguay's still alive, technically.

 

[bostonfred]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

to be fair we would have been in if we had lost by 2 but only if the right team won and also not if we lost by three unless they won by less or we had scored more while losing. But we won by winning and tying and losing while our counterparts won and won and tied or won and tied and lost like we did but lost by more and didn't win by enough to win our tie with them.

 

[YSR]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

to be fair we would have been in if we had lost by 2 but only if the right team won and also not if we lost by three unless they won by less or we had scored more while losing. But we won by winning and tying and losing while our counterparts won and won and tied or won and tied and lost like we did but lost by more and didn't win by enough to win our tie with them.

This guy gets it.

 

[Thorn]

Uruguay's still alive, technically.

I was told they were undead.

 

[Celph Titled]

Man, Homer is dumb.

 

[UniAlias]

Uruguay's still alive, technically.

I was told they were undead.

heh heh, you are gay

 

[Thorn]

I have Belgium to win it all at 13-1 odds. Hoping to tear that ticket up with a US win.

I have futures on all these teams, but most are small bets:

USA: 245:1

Belgium: 20.5: 1

Argentina: 4.2: 1

Brazil: 3.1: 1

Colombia: 53.5: 1

Chile: 48.5: 1

Netherlands: 44.5: 1

Germany: 4.7: 1

Uruguay: 28.5: 1

Portugal: 28.5: 1 (DEAD)

South American team to win: -110

You're gonna love pull tabs.

 

[shuke]

Can't stop watching.

 

[YSR]

Can't stop watching.

That kid's head looks photoshopped.

 

[Josie Maran]

Man, Homer is dumb.

Got that right, chief.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So we lose, but advance anyway?

Soccer...it's faaaaanTASTIC!

group of 4 with each team playing the other 3 teams once.

Germany won 2, tied 1

US finished with 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss

Portugal finished with 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss

Ghana finished with a tie and 2 losses

Germany won the group.

USA and Portugal tied for 2nd but US advanced on goal differential tiebreakers because we lost to Germany 0-1 while they lost to Germany 0-4.

When you put it like that it almost makes sense.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Can't stop watching.

That is AWESOME!!

 

[-fish-]

Can't stop watching.

That kid's head looks photoshopped.

looks like this

 

[Annyong]

Can't stop watching.

That kid's head looks photoshopped.

looks like this

i wonder how he's doing.

 

[strykerpks]

Is this the new jumpy&quo?

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't stop watching.

Kinda creepy IMO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PSA: Lock up your guns

 

[5-ish Finkle]

speaking of which, isn't it about time to grip it and rip it?

Or sip it.

Sure, you don't drink anymore, Jon Daly. SUUUURE, you don't.

 

[General Malaise]

Can't stop watching.

Oh my god....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Can't stop watching.

Really disappointed this wasn't bikini chick. Close second, though.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm sure this is a honda but http://youtu.be/Yf_puN-S5OM

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

 

[General Malaise]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

It's going to be just fine, man. Relax and be strong and fearless for your wife.

 

[ScottNorwood]

GM - do you like pretzel dogs?

 

[Osaurus]

GM - do you like pretzel dogs?

Bet Tanner doesn't

 

[Henry Ford]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

Agreed.

Austin: "Oh, man, it's so cool that we can act so weird here! It's nothing like the suburbia I grew up in!"

New Orleans: "Is that guy walking a lemur and wearing a dress at 8:30 am? I think he's trying to flirt with me."

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

Couple of those have merit, but like most of these "Worst Place Ever" lists all the writer proved is that he is a ########.

Edit: Wow, it is 2014 and this forum still won't let you say d/o/u/c/h/e/b/a/g?

 

[GroveDiesel]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

Not ideal, but this happens all the time. You guys will be good and will have a healthy baby soon.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Haven't stopped in here lately. 7 day update?

Positives for GD household lately: MIL finally took my advice and got a disability attorney. Pretty good chance she gets it.

Negatives: My wife and I may both have mono. FML.

Eta: And I'm not sure who my wife was making out with to get it.

 

[krista4]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

Half pizza half cookie?

Or a new Limp Bizkit album?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Haven't stopped in here lately. 7 day update?

Close enough