GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[krista4]

Down to six people and Brandon with almost double the second-place stack. If he wins, he takes the lead in Player of the Year (and only entered six events). This is unbelievable.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

Half pizza half cookie?

Or a new Limp Bizkit album?

You get to pee on that chick from Jersey Shore.

 

[krista4]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

Half pizza half cookie?

Or a new Limp Bizkit album?

Oh.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Go on...

 

[YSR]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

Everything will be just fine. Out of curiosity, what did they say was the reasoning?

 

[Guster]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

Couple of those have merit, but like most of these "Worst Place Ever" lists all the writer proved is that he is a ########.

Edit: Wow, it is 2014 and this forum still won't let you say d/o/u/c/h/e/b/a/g?

Welcome back... same as day 1

 

[krista4]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

I don't know baby stuff but am just sending positive thoughts your way.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

Half pizza half cookie?

Or a new Limp Bizkit album?

Oh.

Those things are everywhere.

And that link is the kind of thing that keep MOP from sleeping nights.

 

[krista4]

I just learned there is something called a pizookie. This changes everything.

Half pizza half cookie?

Or a new Limp Bizkit album?

Oh.

Those things are everywhere.

And that link is the kind of thing that keep MOP from sleeping nights.

I didn't really look at the link closely; just saw the first picture and that was enough.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

Couple of those have merit, but like most of these "Worst Place Ever" lists all the writer proved is that he is a ########.

Edit: Wow, it is 2014 and this forum still won't let you say d/o/u/c/h/e/b/a/g?

It's 2014 and you're still calling people ########?

Enemanozzle is where it's at these days. Joe's just trying to keep you current.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And nobody's funparts get treated like a Stretch Armstrong doll.

 

[krista4]

Down to six people and Brandon with almost double the second-place stack. If he wins, he takes the lead in Player of the Year (and only entered six events). This is unbelievable.

I am bad luck. :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

He is one of our best players, but he isn't having a great tournament.

This. Some inexplicable plays for ol baldy. Maybe the weather/stage has got to him? I don't know.

 

[Henry Ford]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And nobody's funparts get treated like a Stretch Armstrong doll.

Nobody's? :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uruguay's still alive, technically.

You're a gay, technically.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uruguay's still alive, technically.

I was told they were undead.

heh heh, you are gay

Damn Uni

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reasons Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever

Out of likes so .

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is Mr. Pickles okay?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is Mr. Pickles okay?

I just went to his place to check on him, but this is all that was there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is Mr. Pickles okay?

I just went to his place to check on him, but this is all that was there.

 

[Frostillicus]

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

 

[Henry Ford]

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

 

[Sammy3469]

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

Truer words have never been spoken. They all have pure evil in their eyes.

 

[krista4]

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

Unlike soulless human gingers, ginger cats are pretty much the best. Murray is a great name.

 

[Henry Ford]

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

Unlike soulless human gingers, ginger cats are pretty much the best. Murray is a great name.

Murray the light bringer?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

Unlike soulless human gingers, ginger cats are pretty much the best. Murray is a great name.

And he can do your taxes.

 

[Frostillicus]

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

Truer words have never been spoken. They all have pure evil in their eyes.

Seems nice.

 

[Henry Ford]

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

If there's an Antichrist, it's a ginger cat.

Truer words have never been spoken. They all have pure evil in their eyes.

Seems nice.

The Antichrist is going to seem nice.

 

[Frostillicus]

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

Unlike soulless human gingers, ginger cats are pretty much the best. Murray is a great name.

We have a cat now. Murray. He's orange and very chill. My daughter cried tears of joy when we brought him home.

Unlike soulless human gingers, ginger cats are pretty much the best. Murray is a great name.

The World's Greatest Cat we had before we had kids was an orangey, so we went orangey.

We were going to rename him, but Murray is a great name for him.

 

[Henry Ford]

Seems like every time there's a story about a dead cat owner eaten by his/her cats there are a bunch of half starved cats and one huge fat orange cat in the picture.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had an orange cat when I was 12. His name was Fred.

 

[General Malaise]

We had an orange cat when I was 12. His name was Fred.

Huh....I had a black and white cat around that age. His name was Ralph.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We had an orange and white cat named Axle that was a thief

 

[YSR]

I'll take a ginger cat over a ginger human most anyday.*

*This actually applies to most cat breeds and humans.

 

[krista4]

We had an orange and white cat named Axle that was a thief

We have an orange one right now who's a big-time thief as well.

 

[krista4]

I'll take a ginger cat over a ginger human most anyday.*

*This actually applies to most cat breeds and humans.

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[St. Louis Bob]

We had an orange cat when I was 12. His name was Fred.

Huh....I had a black and white cat around that age. His name was Ralph.

Fred was a bad mother####er. I watched him chase down and attack a big ### groundhog one day.

 

[General Malaise]

Ralph once caught and ate most of an owl. He was also a badasssss.

 

[mr. furley]

Unrelated, but pooping with the door open is way more enjoyable than it should be.

haven't had a door on the bathroom in years

Of course you don't.

i do not fear the pooper

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ralph once caught and ate most of an owl. He was also a badasssss.

Jesus.

Also at Ralph and Fred. I guess being a nitwit came early for us huh?

 

[Ignoramus]

Say that you hate chinamen, fat people, Buddhists or lesbians and you'll be crucified. Say that you hate red heads and everyone else stands in line to pat you on your back. ####### bull####, man.

 

[mr. furley]

Toughest part of the day was that I kept having to sit up and burp all the time. Heartburn sucks.

rotting gall bladder, imo

 

[Ignoramus]

Ralph once caught and ate most of an owl. He was also a badasssss.

Jesus.

Also at Ralph and Fred. I guess being a nitwit came early for us huh?

I,too,had a cat named Fred. She was a killer and would host cat parties at the house while I was off at work.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

Everything will be just fine. Out of curiosity, what did they say was the reasoning?

Breech. Head up, ### down, legs kind of up as well. Wife is 37 weeks and while amniotic fluid is in normal range, it is on the low side so they cannot turn him and he likely will not turn in his own. She's tried chiropractics, inversion, and moxibustion these last few weeks. He just likes his spot.

 

[ScottNorwood]

So I just found out that my wife booked herself to work all weekend in mid-July - which puts me on my own with the kids (4 and 9 months) all weekend. She wants to help by inviting her sister and her boyfriend over to help out. They are really sweet people but annoying as hell in anything more than 1-2 hour chunks. I'd rather have the kids throwing poo at me all weekend.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

TPW

 

[GroveDiesel]

I had a black and white cat named Mini. She fought off and chased away a pitbull crossing through our yard once.

 

[Henry Ford]

So I just found out that my wife booked herself to work all weekend in mid-July - which puts me on my own with the kids (4 and 9 months) all weekend. She wants to help by inviting her sister and her boyfriend over to help out. They are really sweet people but annoying as hell in anything more than 1-2 hour chunks. I'd rather have the kids throwing poo at me all weekend.

Your wish is granted.

 

[kevzilla]

Bentley, Kev, COlin (and Shuke if your'e in town).

Binky's staying here this week and we should all get together..

Dinner here (I got a box of Crab Legs or a NY Strip)

Dinner out

Lunch out

Drinks out

Meet for UFC fights at Twin Peaks (Sat night)

Makes no difference for us, what works for you guys? This guy can drink and I need some help preserving my liver remnants.

I can't make lunch. The Man will be keeping me down. Pretty flexible in the evenings, though, particularly if I get any lead time.