GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

Stryker, send me your number. So I have it.

Can't be more than 4 or 5.

How did you know?

 

[Frostillicus]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

 

[strykerpks]

Is someone dusting off the old @gmtanfbg handle? Think someone who's coming has the keys

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Today was my 10th wedding anniversary. Unfortunately my sister in law and mother weren't on their best behavior at my daughters birthday last weekend and my wife has been upset since. Came home early from work to find my wife in tears and her bags packed yet again to "leave". Fml.

She's not leaving me. But about twice a year she flips out because of my family.

Where is she going? Your mother and your sister in law, not blood related did what now? Please unpack this if you feel so inclined.

And Thops

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Today was my 10th wedding anniversary. Unfortunately my sister in law and mother weren't on their best behavior at my daughters birthday last weekend and my wife has been upset since. Came home early from work to find my wife in tears and her bags packed yet again to "leave". Fml.

She's not leaving me. But about twice a year she flips out because of my family.

Where is she going? Your mother and your sister in law, not blood related did what now? Please unpack this if you feel so inclined.

And Thops

This

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Have fun at beerhole, guys!

 

[YSR]

Stupid beerhole.

 

[Abraham]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

This is rich

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Part my walk with the boys in the morning is up to around their school. There isn't a reason for this other than with all of the construction with the new highway, there isn't a lot of places to walk where I feel safe having them that close to the street. At the end of last year we got gift cards for all of their teachers and principal. Pretty standard for most if not all of you I'm guessing. It occurred to me when we were down at the lake that I forgot some really important people, the custodians. So I e-mailed the principal and told him I would like to buy them lunch, whatever they liked. Thankfully they made it easy on me and settled with Pizza Hut. I made sure there was enough where they would each have plenty to bring home as well. I'm not posting this as LOOK AT ME!!! as much as a PSA that you might want to remember the ones behind the scene that you never see at parent teacher conferences but are important. As somebody that worked in a dirty warehouse for many years, I remember well what it felt like to feel like a forgotten one.

Today when we were up there, a couple of the custodians were driving to the store I guess and spotted us. They pulled the car over and said hello to the boys, each by name, and my boys knew their name too. Then they both sincerely thanked me for lunch.

One of the best things to happen to me in awhile. I'm probably going to be really drunk the next 3-4 days so Beerhole® is coming JIT.

The office staff and custodians really run the school. I learned that early on.

Eyes and ears of the institution.

 

[Osaurus]

Is someone dusting off the old @gmtanfbg handle? Think someone who's coming has the keys

I sent a kind message for whoever opens it.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

So, the taxi's there are run by Time-Warner? Awesome.

(Of course, I don't even think this one-story 'burgh I live in has taxis anywhere other than the airport, so I guess I shouldn't cast stones.)

 

[bentley]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

No way that Austin taxis go all the way out to the sticks.

We also had a bit of family drama last night. We are at the beach with Angrywife's family and I think she reached the point where she's had enough of them. Many f bombs were dropped last night.

Happy Anniversary!

 

[Guster]

Is someone dusting off the old @gmtanfbg handle? Think someone who's coming has the keys

I sent a kind message for whoever opens it.

Lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

En route!

 

[Abraham]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

No way that Austin taxis go all the way out to the sticks.We also had a bit of family drama last night. We are at the beach with Angrywife's family and I think she reached the point where she's had enough of them. Many f bombs were dropped last night.

Happy Anniversary!

This is a round rock unit of a large taxi service.

 

[Guster]

En route!

Yeah, I'm gonna be in way later than you

 

[Otis]

Lots doing in here. Many cry. Much curse. GL with your wimmens.

 

[Gadzooks]

After the cruise, 80% of the people are drunk like strkprks on a good night

Urban Dictionary - drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, ####-faced, out of your gord Also know as strykerpks'd!

This seemed like an appropriate bump for BeerHole day. TPWs for your livers.

 

[John Bender]

Part my walk with the boys in the morning is up to around their school. There isn't a reason for this other than with all of the construction with the new highway, there isn't a lot of places to walk where I feel safe having them that close to the street. At the end of last year we got gift cards for all of their teachers and principal. Pretty standard for most if not all of you I'm guessing. It occurred to me when we were down at the lake that I forgot some really important people, the custodians. So I e-mailed the principal and told him I would like to buy them lunch, whatever they liked. Thankfully they made it easy on me and settled with Pizza Hut. I made sure there was enough where they would each have plenty to bring home as well. I'm not posting this as LOOK AT ME!!! as much as a PSA that you might want to remember the ones behind the scene that you never see at parent teacher conferences but are important. As somebody that worked in a dirty warehouse for many years, I remember well what it felt like to feel like a forgotten one.

Today when we were up there, a couple of the custodians were driving to the store I guess and spotted us. They pulled the car over and said hello to the boys, each by name, and my boys knew their name too. Then they both sincerely thanked me for lunch.

One of the best things to happen to me in awhile. I'm probably going to be really drunk the next 3-4 days so Beerhole® is coming JIT.

The office staff and custodians really run the school. I learned that early on.

Eyes and ears of the institution.

Brian here is very interested in the custodial arts.

 

[Henry Ford]

Watching 12 Years A Slave. Who knew Emeka Okafor was such a good actor.

I know a gentleman of color who was working on that film during shooting in Louisiana as a crew member.

An actor who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Sad Schmitt walked up to him and said "wow, you really look like a slave!"

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is someone dusting off the old @gmtanfbg handle? Think someone who's coming has the keys

Pretty sure Guster has the keys. If not, let me know; I can provide login info

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Watching 12 Years A Slave. Who knew Emeka Okafor was such a good actor.

I know a gentleman of color who was working on that film during shooting in Louisiana as a crew member. An actor who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Sad Schmitt walked up to him and said "wow, you really look like a slave!"

 

[mr roboto]

TPW Abea and lady Dowling. My MIL has had my wife in angry tears lately. Sux.

I'm in Co Springs. Just took a sunrise hike through Garden of the Gods. Holy mother this place is gorgeous. Lots of military Jesus types and lots of scruffy old mountain hippy types. Cool area.

 

[YSR]

TPW Abea and lady Dowling. My MIL has had my wife in angry tears lately. Sux.

I'm in Co Springs. Just took a sunrise hike through Garden of the Gods. Holy mother this place is gorgeous. Lots of military Jesus types and lots of scruffy old mountain hippy types. Cool area.

Mr. YSR went through there a couple of weeks ago and loved it. Said he'd probably go back once a week just to walk around if he lived there. Sounds awesome.

 

[YSR]

gllll today, Leeroy and Mrs. Jenkins

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

gllll today, Leeroy and Mrs. Jenkins

Thanks. She changed her mind and canceled the version. Before doing so she said it was as if I was trying to talk her into it. When I got home she felt she made a mistake canceling it and that I should have supported her in doing it. We talked it out and everything is good. No version today.

She is just scared of surgery and the aftermath being cloudy instead of enjoying the new guy.

George or Max now.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Max. Never George.

 

[Henry Ford]

Watching 12 Years A Slave. Who knew Emeka Okafor was such a good actor.

I know a gentleman of color who was working on that film during shooting in Louisiana as a crew member.An actor who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Sad Schmitt walked up to him and said "wow, you really look like a slave!"

It's what we all say to him after about six drinks in a bar. "Wow, you really look like a slave today, Stephen."

 

[Osaurus]

TPW Abea and lady Dowling. My MIL has had my wife in angry tears lately. Sux.

I'm in Co Springs. Just took a sunrise hike through Garden of the Gods. Holy mother this place is gorgeous. Lots of military Jesus types and lots of scruffy old mountain hippy types. Cool area.

Mr. YSR went through there a couple of weeks ago and loved it. Said he'd probably go back once a week just to walk around if he lived there. Sounds awesome.

Better than most of Manitou Springs IMO. Really enjoyed my time in the area. Walking around the grounds at the Broadmoor is nice too, but not quite the same.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

You know how to take reservations... /George Carlin

En route!

Seriously digging the train

 

[Abraham]

Always felt George was an underrated name.

 

[Abraham]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

You know how to take reservations... /George Carlin

En route!

Seriously digging the train

Started riding the train to work this week. It's awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

gllll today, Leeroy and Mrs. Jenkins

Thanks. She changed her mind and canceled the version. Before doing so she said it was as if I was trying to talk her into it. When I got home she felt she made a mistake canceling it and that I should have supported her in doing it. We talked it out and everything is good. No version today.

She is just scared of surgery and the aftermath being cloudy instead of enjoying the new guy.

George or Max now.

Too many Max's. Harrison FTW

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

You know how to take reservations... /George Carlin

En route!

Seriously digging the train

Started riding the train to work this week. It's awesome.

We got free breakfast with our ticket. I had scrambled eggs, chicken apple sausage, bacon, grilled potatoes, a croissant, coffee and juice. SUCK IT AIRLINES!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

to TRAINS

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Drinking vodka now too. Oh, hello Beerhole®. I owe Rude a couple drinks for this suggestion.

 

[Gadzooks]

Seriously digging the train

Yeah you do!!! 3-somes are awesome!!!

 

[strykerpks]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is someone dusting off the old @gmtanfbg handle? Think someone who's coming has the keys

I sent a kind message for whoever opens it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

A.M. Dance Off!!!!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

gllll today, Leeroy and Mrs. Jenkins

Thanks. She changed her mind and canceled the version. Before doing so she said it was as if I was trying to talk her into it. When I got home she felt she made a mistake canceling it and that I should have supported her in doing it. We talked it out and everything is good. No version today. She is just scared of surgery and the aftermath being cloudy instead of enjoying the new guy.

George or Max now.

Too many Max's. Harrison FTW

Harry would be cruel given my leg hair genes.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You Beerhole guys should get to church on Sunday.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You Beerhole guys should get to church on Sunday.

The Horny Goat is having a two-fer-one special on eternal damnation.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

Can you text me as to where you guys will be tonight?

I'm going to try and get there. DaughterPack wants to go with me, so if Homer isn't going to be there, I might bring her along, unless that'll be a buzzkill....... Hell she drinks better than I do nowadays.

 

[SofaKings]

Hi

 

[Gadzooks]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

Can you text me as to where you guys will be tonight?

I'm going to try and get there. DaughterPack wants to go with me, so if Homer isn't going to be there, I might bring her along, unless that'll be a buzzkill....... Hell she drinks better than I do nowadays.

So DaughterPack wants to go with you to see a bunch of drunk weirdos from the internet? There better be a shot video with her singing while Thorn is dancing.

 

[Mr.Pack]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

My link