GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

My link

hope they installed a roof on the parking lots since we'll be tailgating all day.

 

[kevzilla]

I've been laying down some Agent Orange Chicken all morning. Oooof.

 

[Henry Ford]

I've been laying down some Agent Orange Chicken all morning. Oooof.

I assume this is unrelated to crock pot chicken?

 

[Mr.Pack]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

My link

hope they installed a roof on the parking lots since we'll be tailgating all day.

It's a 3:10 start, rain isn't supposed to hit until later in the night

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wish you were going to be there GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

gllll today, Leeroy and Mrs. Jenkins

Thanks. She changed her mind and canceled the version. Before doing so she said it was as if I was trying to talk her into it. When I got home she felt she made a mistake canceling it and that I should have supported her in doing it. We talked it out and everything is good. No version today. She is just scared of surgery and the aftermath being cloudy instead of enjoying the new guy.

George or Max now.

Too many Max's. Harrison FTW

Harry would be cruel given my leg hair genes.

Harry is a great name. Wanted to name Dylan that after his Mrs. SLBs Dad but she wanted something more Irish. Now his best friend from down the street is named Harrison. Funny how that works.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Have fun at beerhole, guys!

have fun guys and gal!!!!!!! Don't forget GMISGAY if anyone ends up in the clink.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

Can you text me as to where you guys will be tonight?

I'm going to try and get there. DaughterPack wants to go with me, so if Homer isn't going to be there, I might bring her along, unless that'll be a buzzkill....... Hell she drinks better than I do nowadays.

So DaughterPack wants to go with you to see a bunch of drunk weirdos from the internet? There better be a shot video with her singing while Thorn is dancing.

She would totally do this.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Picking thorn up from the airport! It's starting!

Can you text me as to where you guys will be tonight?

I'm going to try and get there. DaughterPack wants to go with me, so if Homer isn't going to be there, I might bring her along, unless that'll be a buzzkill....... Hell she drinks better than I do nowadays.

So DaughterPack wants to go with you to see a bunch of drunk weirdos from the internet? There better be a shot video with her singing while Thorn is dancing.

"Hold me closer tiny poster"

 

[kevzilla]

I've been laying down some Agent Orange Chicken all morning. Oooof.

I assume this is unrelated to crock pot chicken?

Completely. :vomit:

 

[Fuller]

You Beerhole guys should get to church on Sunday.

that's in Memphis!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoever is in charge of the GMTAN twitter I had to create a new account. Somehow my old one was compromised. Lemme it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You Beerhole guys should get to church on Sunday.

that's in Memphis!

My kind of church.

 

[bentley]

Is there an official hashtag for beerhole?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

And now DaughterPack is going!?!?!?

Son of a #####!!!!!!

There better be a shot video.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I know less than nothing about Twitter. Is the same person making all of the posts on the GMTAN page?

 

[General Malaise]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

I would have done what you did too. There's more to life than money. IMHO.

 

[BobbyLayne]

The COO at one of our largest clients wrote to our CEO that I had been rude, threatening and unprofessional in conversations this week with their CFO. (Aside - I'm trying to work with them on a payment plan on past due invoices, their financial disaster has been all over the news. Once they file for reorganization we'll only be paid on current ongoing services so time is of an essence.)

Apparently the sensitive little putz forgot I always preface my conversations with the standard we are on a recorded line, et al. We sent the wav files; apology accepted in advance.

Another win for Milos!

ETA: this doesn't do justice to the amount of fun we had over this

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

No way that Austin taxis go all the way out to the sticks.

We also had a bit of family drama last night. We are at the beach with Angrywife's family and I think she reached the point where she's had enough of them. Many f bombs were dropped last night.

Happy Anniversary!

Note to self, never go to Austin with lady raiders and any in laws.

 

[Gadzooks]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

I would have done what you did too. There's more to life than money. IMHO.

THE LEBRON EFFECT!!!!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Did you know that when you schedule a taxi to pick you up in my town, the appointed time is "really just an estimation" and "in no way guaranteed."

You know how to take reservations... /George Carlin

En route!

Seriously digging the train

Love the train!!!! My niece and nephew are staying with us this weekend and have never been on a train, so we're gonna go on a ride just because.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

Who cares?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

Who cares?

me?

 

[Gadzooks]

thunderstorms in tomorrow's forecast for Milwaukee.

Who cares?

me?

Just wear your hat the opposite way you usually do. You'll be fine.

 

[shuke]

Congrats on the offer, Bentley.

Sorry bout the wife, Abe.

Best of luck to those of you dealing with anxiety. I used to have it pretty bad, still occasionally have some issues, but overall much better.

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

 

[shuke]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

 

[General Malaise]

My dad is a train enthusiast. I will have to let him know my best iBuddies are now train lovers. When I was younger, we took a train from Denver to Boise. Never will forget it. Went through tunnels that took 40 minutes to clear. Best way to see the country, IMO.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

me too

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

us too, gb

will pour out some schlitz in your honor

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is there an official hashtag for beerhole?

https://twitter.com/hashtag/beerhole?src=hash

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Congrats on the offer, Bentley.

Sorry bout the wife, Abe.

Best of luck to those of you dealing with anxiety. I used to have it pretty bad, still occasionally have some issues, but overall much better.

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

You'll figure it out, GB.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Congrats on the offer, Bentley.

Sorry bout the wife, Abe.

Best of luck to those of you dealing with anxiety. I used to have it pretty bad, still occasionally have some issues, but overall much better.

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

You'll figure it out, GB.

Oh wait, just realized who I'm responding to.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

His wife is dressed as a cow along with about 40 other insane people. They are all at Chik-fil-a with GroveDiesel. Also, GroveDiesel would like to eff his life.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

His wife is dressed as a cow along with about 40 other insane people. They are all at Chik-fil-a with GroveDiesel. Also, GroveDiesel would like to eff his life.

Grazie!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

me too

Yep

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

Apparently if you dress up like a cow today, you get a free sandwich or nuggets at CFA. I told my wife I'd rather pay $20 a sandwich than dress up like a ccow to save $3.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

Apparently if you dress up like a cow today, you get a free sandwich or nuggets at CFA. I told my wife I'd rather pay $20 a sandwich than dress up like a ccow to save $3.

Meh. Zooks' explanation was better.

 

[shuke]

Congrats on the offer, Bentley.

Sorry bout the wife, Abe.

Best of luck to those of you dealing with anxiety. I used to have it pretty bad, still occasionally have some issues, but overall much better.

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

You'll figure it out, GB.

Oh wait, just realized who I'm responding to.

I don't get it.

 

[Osaurus]

Bad timing all around for me getting to Beerhole this year. Too bad there won't be another one in Milwaukee at the end of September when I am actually there. Have fun all and wrap it up.

 

[Henry Ford]

Congrats on the offer, Bentley.

Sorry bout the wife, Abe.

Best of luck to those of you dealing with anxiety. I used to have it pretty bad, still occasionally have some issues, but overall much better.

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

Well, there's only one person I've found in this thread who says "grazie" when people explain things for him.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

PM Shuke

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bob might not make his connection in Chicago. Where's Guster?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I still have no ####ing clue who Dan Gladden's Mustache is.

PM Shuke

May not help if he doesn't read his PMs

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Way to hate gays, guy.

 

[cosjobs]

My dad is a train enthusiast. I will have to let him know my best iBuddies are now train lovers. When I was younger, we took a train from Denver to Boise. Never will forget it. Went through tunnels that took 40 minutes to clear. Best way to see the country, IMO.

Best way to see the country is ina steel compartment traveling througha windowless hole in the rock?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

Apparently if you dress up like a cow today, you get a free sandwich or nuggets at CFA. I told my wife I'd rather pay $20 a sandwich than dress up like a ccow to save $3.

I wonder what would happen if you dressed up as a gay cow?

 

[General Malaise]

Part my walk with the boys in the morning is up to around their school. There isn't a reason for this other than with all of the construction with the new highway, there isn't a lot of places to walk where I feel safe having them that close to the street. At the end of last year we got gift cards for all of their teachers and principal. Pretty standard for most if not all of you I'm guessing. It occurred to me when we were down at the lake that I forgot some really important people, the custodians. So I e-mailed the principal and told him I would like to buy them lunch, whatever they liked. Thankfully they made it easy on me and settled with Pizza Hut. I made sure there was enough where they would each have plenty to bring home as well. I'm not posting this as LOOK AT ME!!! as much as a PSA that you might want to remember the ones behind the scene that you never see at parent teacher conferences but are important. As somebody that worked in a dirty warehouse for many years, I remember well what it felt like to feel like a forgotten one.

Today when we were up there, a couple of the custodians were driving to the store I guess and spotted us. They pulled the car over and said hello to the boys, each by name, and my boys knew their name too. Then they both sincerely thanked me for lunch.

One of the best things to happen to me in awhile. I'm probably going to be really drunk the next 3-4 days so Beerhole® is coming JIT.

Love you, GB. Your heart is bigger than most. Maybe all.

 

[General Malaise]

My dad is a train enthusiast. I will have to let him know my best iBuddies are now train lovers. When I was younger, we took a train from Denver to Boise. Never will forget it. Went through tunnels that took 40 minutes to clear. Best way to see the country, IMO.

Best way to see the country is ina steel compartment traveling througha windowless hole in the rock?

yes, that is precisely what I was saying.