GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

At the hospital about to prep for the c section. See you on the other side.

 

[YSR]

At the hospital about to prep for the c section. See you on the other side.

Good Luck!!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My kid got her 12-month vaccines today. Now I'm up with her and her 102 fever. I wish someone like Jay Cutler would have warned me against this.

Causes ball cancer, too.

 

[mr. furley]

who brought the hot brunette?

You mean Tre?

i'm smitten by the circumference of his dome

 

[mr. furley]

Jhoe> suck it!

guy said we wouldn't last 2 years

Link?

deleted, i believe

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

At the hospital about to prep for the c section. See you on the other side.

Break a leg...or a vulva or something.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

sexual breathing

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The rest of that was great, but I don't get why they killed shuke's brother at the end.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I love Wainwright, but there are times he seems like a Chris Pronger-level moron.

 

[Mr.Pack]

B) I have a board meeting today at Paddy's Bar & Grill. Our female president emailed us all to say she was looking forward to a very refreshing "Rader" at the meeting on this incredibly hot day. A "Rader" is beer and lemonade mixed together. Never heard of that in my life. And though I'd rather drink from the toilet, I could see it being a treat for the womens and men who eat sweets for breakfast.

You don't know know people who drink Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy? I actually do drink my own piss when this is the only option.

Oh come on.

It's not that bad

 

[mr roboto]

Summer Shandy is drinkable, 1 bottle only though. Any more and your stomach lining starts to cry.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Baseballguys: When do we stop sucking Derek Jeter's ####?

Two more months. Getting almost unbearable.

Tonight became unwatchable after the third inning.

The whole thing with Wainwright grooving pitches (with home-field on the line and the Cards still technically in the mix for the WS) was really awkward. "He deserved it?" "I didn't think he would hit a double?" Seems pretty condescending. And then coming on later with Erin Andrews and apologizing for/denying (???) grooving pitches to Jeter...I dunno, weird.

I think it's dumb that the winner gets WS HFA, but given that it is what it is, doesn't seem like you should help the other team out at all.

It's was Lucroys fault.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Summer Shandy is drinkable, 1 bottle only though. Any more and your stomach lining starts to cry.

Agreed. 1 may 2 on a hot summer day, to start off the session.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Good luck Leeroy and Mrs Jenkins

 

[Annyong]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

 

[General Malaise]

B) I have a board meeting today at Paddy's Bar & Grill. Our female president emailed us all to say she was looking forward to a very refreshing "Rader" at the meeting on this incredibly hot day. A "Rader" is beer and lemonade mixed together. Never heard of that in my life. And though I'd rather drink from the toilet, I could see it being a treat for the womens and men who eat sweets for breakfast.

You don't know know people who drink Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy? I actually do drink my own piss when this is the only option.

I didn't know a shandy was beer and lemonade mixed together. I also didn't know a radler was another word for a shandy. Sorry.

 

[General Malaise]

This is great, right? https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=E_rFU4foN8GmyASOq4KYAQ&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DE8b4xYbEugo&cd=1&ved=0CBwQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNG56Gg8ssXGOsHzysoR8IXNBuWEqQ

WTF.

This.

Great song, IMO.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

Not in a pool

Not with Yul.

Not in my shades

Not if it cured AIDS

I would not drink it here or there.

I would not drink it anywhere

I would not drink Summer Shandy.

Not even if served with a handy

 

[Annyong]

I meant that I pour it into the pool. Ph levels and all that

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My kid got her 12-month vaccines today. Now I'm up with her and her 102 fever. I wish someone like Jay Cutler would have warned me against this.

Thank you for the bold.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Baseballguys: When do we stop sucking Derek Jeter's ####?

Two more months. Getting almost unbearable.

Tonight became unwatchable after the third inning.

The whole thing with Wainwright grooving pitches (with home-field on the line and the Cards still technically in the mix for the WS) was really awkward. "He deserved it?" "I didn't think he would hit a double?" Seems pretty condescending. And then coming on later with Erin Andrews and apologizing for/denying (???) grooving pitches to Jeter...I dunno, weird.

I think it's dumb that the winner gets WS HFA, but given that it is what it is, doesn't seem like you should help the other team out at all.

I'm not a big baseball guy but my kid was watching the game. I caught that part about "grooving" pitches on some postgame circle-jerk. My first thought was "why would anybody do that?". Smacks of Brett Faverah bending over for Strahan.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

Not in a pool

Not with Yul.

Not in my shades

Not if it cured AIDS

I would not drink it here or there.

I would not drink it anywhere

I would not drink Summer Shandy.

Not even if served with a handy

I read this in the Rev. Jesse Jackson's voice.

That made it funny.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

Not in a pool

Not with Yul.

Not in my shades

Not if it cured AIDS

I would not drink it here or there.

I would not drink it anywhere

I would not drink Summer Shandy.

Not even if served with a handy

Even better that the last one is blocked. (Same as day one)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's a guy getting carjacked

 

[General Malaise]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

Not in a pool

Not with Yul.

Not in my shades

Not if it cured AIDS

I would not drink it here or there.

I would not drink it anywhere

I would not drink Summer Shandy.

Not even if served with a handy

ELEVEN STARS!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

I would not drink it anywhere

Just drank some in B-Town the other day.

LINK

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BONUS

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Summer Shandy is awesome in the pool

Not in a pool

Not with Yul.

Not in my shades

Not if it cured AIDS

I would not drink it here or there.

I would not drink it anywhere

I would not drink Summer Shandy.

Not even if served with a handy

Last linky no workyAwesome!!

 

[krista4]

Good luck, Leeroy family!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At the hospital about to prep for the c section. See you on the other side.

Good luck, guys.

And if you have a second ask your wife if she likes summer shandy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Little Leroy cometh today!!!

Unneeded Thops sent

 

[General Malaise]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

 

[General Malaise]

Good luck, the Jenkins!~

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

C-sections are the best. My wife went elective c-section for our first kid. It takes like 15-20 minutes and BLAM, here's your kid.

 

[kevzilla]

I have a bottle of Ezra Brooks awaiting me at home, but I foresee some Shiner Ruby Redbirds in my future.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have a bottle of Ezra Brooks awaiting me at home, but I foresee some Shiner Ruby Redbirds in my future.

Single barrel?

 

[kevzilla]

I have a bottle of Ezra Brooks awaiting me at home, but I foresee some Shiner Ruby Redbirds in my future.

Single barrel?

Ezra makes a single barrel?

 

[Ignoramus]

I have a bottle of Ezra Brooks awaiting me at home, but I foresee some Shiner Ruby Redbirds in my future.

Single barrel?

Ezra makes a single barrel?

He was talking about the Shiner.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Shiner makes guns?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

How much is state college up there in Oregon? There is no reason to spend "real" money to become a teacher.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Shiner makes guns?

Never heard of Shiner Glock?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

:roarin:

 

[General Malaise]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

How much is state college up there in Oregon? There is no reason to spend "real" money to become a teacher.

The problem is that the state colleges aren't very close to Portland. I do agree with your stance, though and we'll need to look at all the angles before she does this. She has a masters from Portland State in the lucrative field of public administration (I honestly have no idea what that means) and would like to go there if possible, but it ain't cheap.

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

How much is state college up there in Oregon? There is no reason to spend "real" money to become a teacher.

The problem is that the state colleges aren't very close to Portland. I do agree with your stance, though and we'll need to look at all the angles before she does this. She has a masters from Portland State in the lucrative field of public administration (I honestly have no idea what that means) and would like to go there if possible, but it ain't cheap.

It's an MBA for people who only spend other people's tax dollars.

 

[-fish-]

do warning points ever go away? can aaron tell me what mine are for?

 

[Osaurus]

I have a bottle of Ezra Brooks awaiting me at home, but I foresee some Shiner Ruby Redbirds in my future.

Have 4 sixers in my pantry as I have not been able to drink alcohol due to the medication I am on. One of my favorite summer beers and since it's perpetually summer here in Florida, it's perfect any time. 1,000 times better than Leinie's swill IMO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

How much is state college up there in Oregon? There is no reason to spend "real" money to become a teacher.

The problem is that the state colleges aren't very close to Portland. I do agree with your stance, though and we'll need to look at all the angles before she does this. She has a masters from Portland State in the lucrative field of public administration (I honestly have no idea what that means) and would like to go there if possible, but it ain't cheap.

Ouch. Depending upon what kind of units (heh) she needs you're probably going to get hosed by National of Phoenix. Expensive but they do a good job getting you through the hoops.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife decided she wants to go back to school to become an elementary school teacher.

Where's that shandy?

I figure you'd be happy to knock up your kid's teacher.

Oh, sure the sex will be neat. I'm not looking forward to paying the money for this endeavor, however. But, once the big teacher checks start rolling in, it'll be worth it.

How much is state college up there in Oregon? There is no reason to spend "real" money to become a teacher.

The problem is that the state colleges aren't very close to Portland. I do agree with your stance, though and we'll need to look at all the angles before she does this. She has a masters from Portland State in the lucrative field of public administration (I honestly have no idea what that means) and would like to go there if possible, but it ain't cheap.

Ouch. Depending upon what kind of units (heh) she needs you're probably going to get hosed by National of Phoenix. Expensive but they do a good job getting you through the hoops.

Thanks, GB. I know next to nothing about what she needs and I'm sure once she even has that, getting a job will be incredibly hard. That said, I think she'd be terrific at it, her mom's been a teacher for decades and my mom taught kids with dyslexia, ADHD, etc for several years in Texas. Plenty of resources for her to use and if there was ever a year for her to go back to school, this would be it from a financial standpoint. Amaya > thanks.