GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Spent the morning kayaking again. It's the 6th time I have been out this season. My goal is at least 9 times. Just so relaxing, but not at all cheeky like SLB's pre-Beerhole adventures.

http://img.ly/zu7m

http://img.ly/zu7o

Very thumb wow up.

Kellen tried some kayaking in Michigan and loved it. Do they make inexpensive starter level kayaks or is this a high tax bracket luxury item?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Bright red balloon is only thing that keeps me coming back, tbh.

99 of them required for me

 

[grateful zed]

my rockford alias was banned a few years ago.

 

[Osaurus]

Spent the morning kayaking again. It's the 6th time I have been out this season. My goal is at least 9 times. Just so relaxing, but not at all cheeky like SLB's pre-Beerhole adventures.http://img.ly/zu7mhttp://img.ly/zu7o

Very thumb wow up.

Kellen tried some kayaking in Michigan and loved it. Do they make inexpensive starter level kayaks or is this a high tax bracket luxury item?

You can buy used kayaks on CL pretty cheap. I recommend renting and trying it before you decide to commit. ****'s and other places have less expensive kayaks. I don't have a super high end one, but it cost $600 7 years ago and it's 12 feet. I just like getting out on the water and you can get a pretty decent upper body workout if you go out longer. I did 8-9 miles round trip and my arms were burning. No current in the water I was on and it still felt like a real workout. Gotta consider SPF 100 sunblock on the water my pasty friend.

 

[Uwe Blab]

So this cat seems a little tense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSpIcGSqP0A

 

[shuke]

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and there are likes from something I posted and thought was funny but was completely ignored when posted, I feel like a humor ninja.

How do you know when someone likes something that you post? I mean other than scrolling back to see

There's a notification. Upper right of every page has your notification bar - there should be a red balloon with a number if you have new likes.

What in the world are you talking about?

 

[Henry Ford]

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and there are likes from something I posted and thought was funny but was completely ignored when posted, I feel like a humor ninja.

How do you know when someone likes something that you post? I mean other than scrolling back to see

There's a notification. Upper right of every page has your notification bar - there should be a red balloon with a number if you have new likes.

What in the world are you talking about?

Someone has to push the like button first.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and there are likes from something I posted and thought was funny but was completely ignored when posted, I feel like a humor ninja.

How do you know when someone likes something that you post? I mean other than scrolling back to see

There's a notification. Upper right of every page has your notification bar - there should be a red balloon with a number if you have new likes.

What in the world are you talking about?

some of us get notifications whenever somebody likes a post we've made.

under 'my settings', click on 'notification options'

and then check the box for 'notify me when somebody 'likes' my posts'

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good Lord, even I see the "likes" I get. I know I've liked many of Shuke, krista, & TF posts

 

[General Malaise]

Spent the morning kayaking again. It's the 6th time I have been out this season. My goal is at least 9 times. Just so relaxing, but not at all cheeky like SLB's pre-Beerhole adventures.http://img.ly/zu7mhttp://img.ly/zu7o

Very thumb wow up.

Kellen tried some kayaking in Michigan and loved it. Do they make inexpensive starter level kayaks or is this a high tax bracket luxury item?

You can buy used kayaks on CL pretty cheap. I recommend renting and trying it before you decide to commit. ****'s and other places have less expensive kayaks. I don't have a super high end one, but it cost $600 7 years ago and it's 12 feet. I just like getting out on the water and you can get a pretty decent upper body workout if you go out longer. I did 8-9 miles round trip and my arms were burning. No current in the water I was on and it still felt like a real workout. Gotta consider SPF 100 sunblock on the water my pasty friend.

I use SPF 100 when I go get the mail. Maybe I'll try a burka if I get one of these. But my son is the one who is really interested, so maybe we'll look at one for his BD.

Thanks. Looks like a blast.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

 

[Mr.Pack]

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and there are likes from something I posted and thought was funny but was completely ignored when posted, I feel like a humor ninja.

How do you know when someone likes something that you post? I mean other than scrolling back to see

You serious, Clark?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

@ Shuke

 

[Mr.Pack]

From the Pink Floyd thread

http://youtu.be/MqjvWXY8UiQ

So good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a dream last night I got a job at Home Depot and I was tagging a 19yo blond. However she had a red landing strip / patch down below.

Fred?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

2 day hangover in effect. Good times.

 

[Frostillicus]

I went to two grocery stores today looking for fresh dill. Nothing.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I think my liver is inflamed.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

And you get them back eventually

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think my liver is inflamed.

Me too. Seriously.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

Oh. Uh, yeah...of COURSE I knew that.

I like the little red number thingee. Makes me feel good when it hits a big number. Sitting on 289.

 

[General Malaise]

Get to drive 2 hours to take my sons to a slightly religious, week-long summer camp. And then I get to turn right around and drive 2 hours home. Slap it....in the balls?

 

[Drifter]

Spent the morning kayaking again. It's the 6th time I have been out this season. My goal is at least 9 times. Just so relaxing, but not at all cheeky like SLB's pre-Beerhole adventures.http://img.ly/zu7mhttp://img.ly/zu7o

Very thumb wow up.

Kellen tried some kayaking in Michigan and loved it. Do they make inexpensive starter level kayaks or is this a high tax bracket luxury item?

You can buy used kayaks on CL pretty cheap. I recommend renting and trying it before you decide to commit. ****'s and other places have less expensive kayaks. I don't have a super high end one, but it cost $600 7 years ago and it's 12 feet. I just like getting out on the water and you can get a pretty decent upper body workout if you go out longer. I did 8-9 miles round trip and my arms were burning. No current in the water I was on and it still felt like a real workout. Gotta consider SPF 100 sunblock on the water my pasty friend.

Sounds like you might have some issues with your form. The main power should be coming form your back and shoulders. If your arms are getting too tired you aren't twisting enough on your strokes (that's what she said).

 

[General Malaise]

Page 4242: When the GMTAM began to argue over canoe strokes.

This f'n thread....

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I think my liver is inflamed.

Me too. Seriously.

I'm not joking either. gonna shut it down for a while.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think my liver is inflamed.

Me too. Seriously.

I'm not joking either. gonna shut it down for a while.

Yep. I'm more than a little nervous.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

Oh. Uh, yeah...of COURSE I knew that.

I like the little red number thingee. Makes me feel good when it hits a big number. Sitting on 289.

So you like big, uh red, things?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Get to drive 2 hours to take my sons to a slightly religious, week-long summer camp. And then I get to turn right around and drive 2 hours home. Slap it....in the balls?

Big time ball slap. What religion we talking here? Judaism? Wiccan? Satanism?

 

[mr. furley]

I think my liver is inflamed.

Me too. Seriously.

I'm not joking either. gonna shut it down for a while.

http://www.healthgrades.com/conditions/liver-inflammation--symptoms

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Well, guess threads about James Garner becoming one of the un-dead don't fly around here these days.

 

[Tiger Fan]

For tf

http://copsub.com/the-thermodynamic-ice-bag/

Tl;dr

 

[Osaurus]

Spent the morning kayaking again. It's the 6th time I have been out this season. My goal is at least 9 times. Just so relaxing, but not at all cheeky like SLB's pre-Beerhole adventures.http://img.ly/zu7mhttp://img.ly/zu7o

Very thumb wow up.

Kellen tried some kayaking in Michigan and loved it. Do they make inexpensive starter level kayaks or is this a high tax bracket luxury item?

You can buy used kayaks on CL pretty cheap. I recommend renting and trying it before you decide to commit. ****'s and other places have less expensive kayaks. I don't have a super high end one, but it cost $600 7 years ago and it's 12 feet. I just like getting out on the water and you can get a pretty decent upper body workout if you go out longer. I did 8-9 miles round trip and my arms were burning. No current in the water I was on and it still felt like a real workout. Gotta consider SPF 100 sunblock on the water my pasty friend.

Sounds like you might have some issues with your form. The main power should be coming form your back and shoulders. If your arms are getting too tired you aren't twisting enough on your strokes (that's what she said).

I'm not exactly in open water most of the time. I do a lot of mangrove trails and a normal stroke (giggle) is not possible. I feather my paddle around 30-45. Shoulders and back are usually pretty beat too after doing those trails. Appreciate the advice though. I do want to do more open water, but maybe next season.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Abdominal swelling, distention or bloating//check

Diarrhea//check

Discolored urine and stool//nope

Fatigue//check

Headache//nope

Itchy skin//nope

Joint pain//nope

Loss of appetite//nope

Low-grade fever//maybe?

Malaise and lethargy//check

Nausea with or without vomiting//@ 4am the night of. Incredibly rare for me

Yellowing of the skin and whites of the eyes (jaundice)// extreme ginger skin makes this hard to deduce.

50%. Yay booze!!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Look at this dumb ###:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T6klJpy7bg

 

[strykerpks]

I went to two grocery stores today looking for fresh dill. Nothing.

The "I've got a bug up my butt so I'm going to post to FBGs, Twitter, FB and text" frosty is my favorite frosty

 

[strykerpks]

For Bob/Tanner

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

For Bob/Tanner

Bob needs that so bad.

 

[Thorn]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

Oh. Uh, yeah...of COURSE I knew that.

I like the little red number thingee. Makes me feel good when it hits a big number. Sitting on 289.

You know you can just hover over your user name and it will tell you your total likes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Bob/Tanner

Bob needs that so bad.

GD it.

 

[bentley]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

 

[Frostillicus]

I went to two grocery stores today looking for fresh dill. Nothing.

The "I've got a bug up my butt so I'm going to post to FBGs, Twitter, FB and text" frosty is my favorite frosty

I did not post it to facebook.

 

[Henry Ford]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Sounds ulcerrific!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Don't #### around with that, Robert.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Sounds ulcerrific!

Except it's to the left of my right rib cage.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

the abdominal pain is what bothers me the most too. mine is dull pressure/ache more than pain. all along my diaphragm especially on the right side. puking may have something to do with it though. i've puked maybe 5 times in the last 20-25 years

 

[Aerial Assault]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Don't #### around with that, Robert.

Seconded. In fact I might even like it since UH knows how to detect that sort of thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Don't #### around with that, Robert.

It's really my only symptom, GB.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

the abdominal pain is what bothers me the most too. mine is dull pressure/ache more than pain. all along my diaphragm especially on the right side. puking may have something to do with it though. i've puked maybe 5 times in the last 20-25 years

How can I say this politely without coming across as an alarmist? That's right - I can't. DO NOT #### AROUND WITH THIS.

Because I thought I had a "cold"( pressure) in my chest for longer than I want to admit without having it checked out. I caught the cancer in my breathing utensils.