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Leeroy!

How's little Jorge Espositorossideluca doing?
First night at home he was really good. Yesterday he must have watched a jihad video with baby Otis as he was his own (lack of) sleeper-cell.Overall he's great though. Pediatrician today to make sure he is eating enough. I have no clue what I am doing. I've changed literally 100% of his diapers to this point, which is the opposite of my goal. I also was an expert swaddler at the hospital but apparently left that skill behind and now I suck and he escapes and gets to his hands.
:thumbup: Sounds awesome...for other people. Good luck on swinging that diaper percentage the other way.
I mean he is cute and the only way he'd sleep for me last night was tucking his head into my neck and grabbing my collar with his little fingers, but everytime I put him down 5 min later he is screaming basically. After 4am feeding he kind of got out of that. Too many visitors yesterday for him had him overtired and over stimulated.
SleepSack is your friend.
no joke, get the kid a few of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102615&KPID=7564795&mr:trackingCode=8B775167-7315-E311-A497-90E2BA285E75&mr:referralID=NA&mr:filter=69226849486&camp=PLAPPC-_-PID7564795&mr:ad=48938718646&mr:device=c&mr:match=&mr:adType=pla_with_promotion&cagpspn=plab_7564795&mr:keyword=

holds em tight and gives them the feeling of security that they are used to

 
Leeroy!

How's little Jorge Espositorossideluca doing?
First night at home he was really good. Yesterday he must have watched a jihad video with baby Otis as he was his own (lack of) sleeper-cell.Overall he's great though. Pediatrician today to make sure he is eating enough. I have no clue what I am doing. I've changed literally 100% of his diapers to this point, which is the opposite of my goal. I also was an expert swaddler at the hospital but apparently left that skill behind and now I suck and he escapes and gets to his hands.
:thumbup: Sounds awesome...for other people. Good luck on swinging that diaper percentage the other way.
I mean he is cute and the only way he'd sleep for me last night was tucking his head into my neck and grabbing my collar with his little fingers, but everytime I put him down 5 min later he is screaming basically. After 4am feeding he kind of got out of that. Too many visitors yesterday for him had him overtired and over stimulated.
SleepSack is your friend.
no joke, get the kid a few of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102615&KPID=7564795&mr:trackingCode=8B775167-7315-E311-A497-90E2BA285E75&mr:referralID=NA&mr:filter=69226849486&camp=PLAPPC-_-PID7564795&mr:ad=48938718646&mr:device=c&mr:match=&mr:adType=pla_with_promotion&cagpspn=plab_7564795&mr:keyword=

holds em tight and gives them the feeling of security that they are used to
Can't you just, you know, fold a blanket?

 
I'm playing golf at Cog Hill in Lemont, Il tomorrow for a work thing. Should be a good drunken time. Won a leaf blower last year. Still in the box in my garage.

 
Mr. krista bought some live crab and live prawns at the dock to fix for dinner. If I don't leave the room while he's cooking them, will I hear them scream?

 
Random drawing out of a hat. The guy that got Iran was pissed.
Oh, I see. 32 teams, everybody got a team, 32/1 odds. Kind of like gambling.
Jesus ####### Christ pull your ####### tampon out. I gamble on little puddly BS. Never said I didn't. Used to gamble , quite poorly(admitted this already).

I was just busting Aaron's balls
bvfwih, no one is more sensitive than gambling guy

not even weightlifting guy

 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.
I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.
I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.
Shady as ####

 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.
I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.
And poor, too. Probably can't afford an iphone.

 
a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.
:lmao: with what? :unsure:
I think he meant with his fists, but that was awhile ago
(Cooooooold Blooooooooooooooded @ Feb 17 2009, 11:42 AM)

(xxx @ Feb 17 2009, 12:30 PM)

I think if you wrote your challenge in poem-form, Otis would probably be much more likely to accept your challenge to a duel.
he wont accept he is the real phony heremy fists are gonna write a poem on his face
 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.
I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.
And poor, too. Probably can't afford an iphone.
Though I don't know why a teacher would need an iphone considering they spend all their free time grading papers and writing lesson plans.

 
a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.
:lmao: with what? :unsure:
I think he meant with his fists, but that was awhile ago
(Cooooooold Blooooooooooooooded @ Feb 17 2009, 11:42 AM)

(xxx @ Feb 17 2009, 12:30 PM)

I think if you wrote your challenge in poem-form, Otis would probably be much more likely to accept your challenge to a duel.
he wont accept he is the real phony heremy fists are gonna write a poem on his face
If we had a notebook tournament I put everything I own on YSR.

 
Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.
I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.
Nah, I can snap my fingers and make their copier balances disappear. They wouldn't dare. Still, maybe it's time to make an example of someone and move all the pics on one of their iPads to the the school home page, just because I can.

 
It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.

 
It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.
Any way to void the purchase?

 
It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.
Any way to void the purchase?
It has only been a couple of hours so I emailed her to cancel but haven't heard back. I also sent her a message through Etsy. Freaking antique dealers man. I'll protest the #### out of it with my cc company if she sends it anyway.
 

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