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[St. Louis Bob]

#### :(

 

[Henry Ford]

Well, that's pretty much worst-case scenario.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

boobs

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I mean the good, young, perky kind you feel kinda pervy for even noticing.

Just wanted to be clear on that.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I mean the good, young, perky kind you feel kinda pervy for even noticing.

Just wanted to be clear on that.

I'm unfamiliar with this pervy feeling you mention.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I mean the good, young, perky kind you feel kinda pervy for even noticing.

Just wanted to be clear on that.

I'm unfamiliar with this pervy feeling you mention.

It's what keeps the rest of us from checking the schedule of the truancy officer.

 

[mr. furley]

Leeroy!

How's little Jorge Espositorossideluca doing?

First night at home he was really good. Yesterday he must have watched a jihad video with baby Otis as he was his own (lack of) sleeper-cell.Overall he's great though. Pediatrician today to make sure he is eating enough. I have no clue what I am doing. I've changed literally 100% of his diapers to this point, which is the opposite of my goal. I also was an expert swaddler at the hospital but apparently left that skill behind and now I suck and he escapes and gets to his hands.

Sounds awesome...for other people. Good luck on swinging that diaper percentage the other way.

I mean he is cute and the only way he'd sleep for me last night was tucking his head into my neck and grabbing my collar with his little fingers, but everytime I put him down 5 min later he is screaming basically. After 4am feeding he kind of got out of that. Too many visitors yesterday for him had him overtired and over stimulated.

SleepSack is your friend.

no joke, get the kid a few of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102615&KPID=7564795&mr:trackingCode=8B775167-7315-E311-A497-90E2BA285E75&mr:referralID=NA&mr:filter=69226849486&camp=PLAPPC-_-PID7564795&mr:ad=48938718646&mr:device=c&mr:match=&mr:adType=pla_with_promotion&cagpspn=plab_7564795&mr:keyword=

holds em tight and gives them the feeling of security that they are used to

 

[mr. furley]

Rebecca Jarvis could get info

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Leeroy!

How's little Jorge Espositorossideluca doing?

First night at home he was really good. Yesterday he must have watched a jihad video with baby Otis as he was his own (lack of) sleeper-cell.Overall he's great though. Pediatrician today to make sure he is eating enough. I have no clue what I am doing. I've changed literally 100% of his diapers to this point, which is the opposite of my goal. I also was an expert swaddler at the hospital but apparently left that skill behind and now I suck and he escapes and gets to his hands.

Sounds awesome...for other people. Good luck on swinging that diaper percentage the other way.

I mean he is cute and the only way he'd sleep for me last night was tucking his head into my neck and grabbing my collar with his little fingers, but everytime I put him down 5 min later he is screaming basically. After 4am feeding he kind of got out of that. Too many visitors yesterday for him had him overtired and over stimulated.

SleepSack is your friend.

no joke, get the kid a few of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102615&KPID=7564795&mr:trackingCode=8B775167-7315-E311-A497-90E2BA285E75&mr:referralID=NA&mr:filter=69226849486&camp=PLAPPC-_-PID7564795&mr:ad=48938718646&mr:device=c&mr:match=&mr:adType=pla_with_promotion&cagpspn=plab_7564795&mr:keyword=

holds em tight and gives them the feeling of security that they are used to

Can't you just, you know, fold a blanket?

 

[heckmanm]

Ok, why am I seeing K4's avatar as a smiley? Seems to be maybe based on context.

 

[Annyong]

I always read Bob Sacamano as Bob Sakamoto.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I always read Bob Sacamano as Bob Sakamoto.

Don't give KRS anymore ideas.

 

[Annyong]

I hate Bob Sakamoto because he said my HS football team was gonna lose to Minooka in 2002.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I never played Tecmo Bowl. Wouldn't even know it if I saw it.

I'm the same way with this "Packer Man" I keep hearing about.

<_<

 

[Frostillicus]

Finished True Detective. That thread rules.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate Bob Sakamoto because he said my HS football team was gonna lose to Minooka in 2002.

Oh, no, that actually was me. Go Indians!

 

[Annyong]

I hate Bob Sakamoto because he said my HS football team was gonna lose to Minooka in 2002.

Oh, no, that actually was me. Go Indians!

You son of a weinerless dog

 

[Tiger Fan]

One of my "bucket list" items is to own an original Ms. Pac Man machine. If that counts as a bucket list item

 

[Annyong]

One of my "bucket list" items is to own an original Ms. Pac Man machine. If that counts as a bucket list item

One of my bucket list items is to fart loud enough to break a wine glass.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

One of my "bucket list" items is to own an original Ms. Pac Man machine. If that counts as a bucket list item

One of my bucket list items is to fart loud enough to break a wine glass.

Its not just the volume, its also the timbre ...isn't it (or is it tonality)? Practice has to pretty fun ...for you anyway, maybe the dog.

 

[Annyong]

I'm playing golf at Cog Hill in Lemont, Il tomorrow for a work thing. Should be a good drunken time. Won a leaf blower last year. Still in the box in my garage.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I know this has to be a FBG.

Seems like it would pretty easy.

 

[northern exposure]

Woot Sport is selling a football team-themed bag of crap right now.

Not sure why I did this but I'll have a bag of Eagles crap at my door within a week.

Probably the same reason I did it. After about 1 a.m. I'll buy anything. Saints BOC here I come!

Teach me the ways of Woot Sport, oh wise one. I went to the website, but don't see the BOC offer. I have never visited the website before.

 

[Annyong]

I know this has to be a FBG.

Seems like it would pretty easy.

I got hit in the face with Grave Digger a few minutes ago.

 

[krista4]

Thanks to Frosty for the box of crap!! Kayden Kross is hot, and I love The Americans (suck it Tanner).

Put me on the sausage list.

That sausage is outstanding.

Also, just googled Kayden Kross. She is comely.

How do we feel about the word "fetching"?

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista bought some live crab and live prawns at the dock to fix for dinner. If I don't leave the room while he's cooking them, will I hear them scream?

 

[Frostillicus]

Yellow King, imo.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Finished True Detective. That thread rules.

 

[mr. furley]

Random drawing out of a hat. The guy that got Iran was pissed.

Oh, I see. 32 teams, everybody got a team, 32/1 odds. Kind of like gambling.

Jesus ####### Christ pull your ####### tampon out. I gamble on little puddly BS. Never said I didn't. Used to gamble , quite poorly(admitted this already).

I was just busting Aaron's balls

bvfwih, no one is more sensitive than gambling guy

not even weightlifting guy

 

[mr. furley]

a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.

with what?

 

[mr. furley]

no joke, get the kid a few of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102615&KPID=7564795&mr:trackingCode=8B775167-7315-E311-A497-90E2BA285E75&mr:referralID=NA&mr:filter=69226849486&camp=PLAPPC-_-PID7564795&mr:ad=48938718646&mr:device=c&mr:match=&mr:adType=pla_with_promotion&cagpspn=plab_7564795&mr:keyword=

holds em tight and gives them the feeling of security that they are used to

Can't you just, you know, fold a blanket?

maybe you've got 15 seconds of your life to throw away, friend, but i don't. not at 3 AM especially.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.

with what?

I think he meant with his fists, but that was awhile ago

 

[Rustoleum]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

Shady as ####

 

[Frostillicus]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

And poor, too. Probably can't afford an iphone.

 

[YSR]

a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.

with what?

I think he meant with his fists, but that was awhile ago

(Cooooooold Blooooooooooooooded @ Feb 17 2009, 11:42 AM)

(xxx @ Feb 17 2009, 12:30 PM)

I think if you wrote your challenge in poem-form, Otis would probably be much more likely to accept your challenge to a duel.

he wont accept he is the real phony heremy fists are gonna write a poem on his face

 

[Frostillicus]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

And poor, too. Probably can't afford an iphone.

Though I don't know why a teacher would need an iphone considering they spend all their free time grading papers and writing lesson plans.

 

[Frostillicus]

a few years ago he was Blue magic and DrZoidberg or something and he offered to write poems on Otis' face.

with what?

I think he meant with his fists, but that was awhile ago

(Cooooooold Blooooooooooooooded @ Feb 17 2009, 11:42 AM)

(xxx @ Feb 17 2009, 12:30 PM)

I think if you wrote your challenge in poem-form, Otis would probably be much more likely to accept your challenge to a duel.

he wont accept he is the real phony heremy fists are gonna write a poem on his face

If we had a notebook tournament I put everything I own on YSR.

 

[Rustoleum]

Wife's iPhone got stolen from her desk at work today, her first day at a different building in our school district. Massive renovations are going on in the building right now, so the place is wide open. She left it on her desk while she ran to the restroom and somebody came in, walked around the countertop and desk and swiped it. (She couldn't lock the office because one if the doors is completely off the frame right now and wide open to the hall).

Anyway, she called me and I got on Find My iPhone and saw it making fits way across town. I locked it because she foolishly didn't have a passcode on it, and then they either shut it down or smashed it once they realized its no more than a paperweight (or at least as stupid heroin-riddled thieves realize anything), so....

TL;DR - Guess who just had to drop full-retail on an iPhone ? All thieves can now kindly DIAF.

I bet is was some teacher. They're pretty shady.

Nah, I can snap my fingers and make their copier balances disappear. They wouldn't dare. Still, maybe it's time to make an example of someone and move all the pics on one of their iPads to the the school home page, just because I can.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I never played Tecmo Bowl. Wouldn't even know it if I saw it.

I'm the same way with this "Packer Man" I keep hearing about.

<_<

One of my "bucket list" items is to own an original Ms. Pac Man machine. If that counts as a bucket list item

One of my bucket list items is to fart loud enough to break a wine glass.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Today is my parents' 58th anniversary.

That's a long ####ing time.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.

Any way to void the purchase?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

 

[Henry Ford]

Mr. krista bought some live crab and live prawns at the dock to fix for dinner. If I don't leave the room while he's cooking them, will I hear them scream?

They don't actually scream. It's air escaping the shells.And yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.

Any way to void the purchase?

It has only been a couple of hours so I emailed her to cancel but haven't heard back. I also sent her a message through Etsy. Freaking antique dealers man. I'll protest the #### out of it with my cc company if she sends it anyway.

 

[Henry Ford]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

 

[UniAlias]

Smart move. In 30 years you can just paint it gold and wa la.

 

[Guster]

Mr. krista bought some live crab and live prawns at the dock to fix for dinner. If I don't leave the room while he's cooking them, will I hear them scream?

They don't actually scream. It's the sound of their souls leaving their bodiesAnd yes.