GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

That explains the extra three minutes.

I figured it was getting out of his snow suit.

:lmao;

 

[5-ish Finkle]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

Really sorry about your pooch, sir. Hate hearing stuff like that. At least she had five good years with you, since it sounds like her former owners weren't that concerned about her well-being. (Awesome vet though) Still a drag, no matter what.

Having said that....

GD this thread! It's either all hating on avocados or pets slipping loose the mortal coil.

Could everyone do me a solid? Stop letting your pets die. Every time another one passes, that bumps mine one slot up in the queue. I keep telling him he's immortal, but I know it's a lie to make myself feel better. :( (You're going to live to be 100, dude. Don't listen to what's going on in this thread.)

Don't even remotely want to think about "the drive" with my knucklehead. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to go have a drink before work to not think about it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner. Anyhow, I found a cool bronze statue on Etsy made by an artist from the 1800's and I purchased it. It then occurred to me that I don't know **** about this sort of thing and I really should have researched it. So I spent the last hour scouring the Internet to find out that's it's a fake. I hate people.

Any way to void the purchase?

She sent me a snarky e-mail last night.

[SIZE=9pt]Just because you have found other artists who copy Mene's work does not make his work any less authentic. But, on second thought I doubt you will ever be happy with my piece as you already distrust it without seeing it so I am canceling the order as you requested.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=9pt] [/SIZE]

Hit the olive bar up today but they didn't have any blacks. Typical for this area I guess.

No fights?

Only with my kids. Bastards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

Awesome vet.

And you're a good man for taking him in. Sorry again for you loss.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still need your address, SLB. Could be the greatest anniversary gift you'll ever get...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Smart move. In 30 years you can just paint it gold and wa la.

:finger: Thanks to the Beerhole guys for not bringing this up. Pretty sure she was wearing those earrings the entire time. SEE??!!! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

I asked her where she got them. She said she wasn't sure. OH SNAP!!

Oh bull####. Of course I may have no recollection of what jewelry she was wearing.

 

[BigJohn]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

We got 'Jake from State Farm', the weiner dog the exact same way. He'd be a great dog if he'd stop pissing on my bed...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

'Jake from State Farm', the weiner dog

lolz

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

'Jake from State Farm', the weiner dog

lolz

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I ####### hate our gubbermint

 

[BigJohn]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

'Jake from State Farm', the weiner dog

lolz

He came home as Jake. My 3 year old added the State Farm. It stuck.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

 

[Gadzooks]

That was a really good game of scrabble GM!

We should invite YRS to join us in a game since:

4) Gadzooks never plays us anymore

-4) She can beat up on both of us while she's gripping it and sipping it. Or something.

It's my strategy to get in your head. I'm slow-playing both of you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

Yeah, ITSATRAP

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, summer camp at the humane society is how they get animals adopted out in the summer.

 

[strykerpks]

Smart move. In 30 years you can just paint it gold and wa la.

:finger: Thanks to the Beerhole guys for not bringing this up. Pretty sure she was wearing those earrings the entire time. SEE??!!! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

I asked her where she got them. She said she wasn't sure. OH SNAP!!

Oh bull####. Of course I may have no recollection of what jewelry she was wearing.

Yeah, I'm full of it.

 

[Frostillicus]

BOC Frosty is my favorite Frosty! Thanks GB! The vibrator was a nice touch. Oh and the "Son of God" DVD. That should get some real play in my house, because I'm all Jesus-y and all that.

Thanks again GB

Anything for you, man.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

I am a gentleman, after all.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

Not a Snowball II's chance in hell.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

I am a gentleman, after all.

And, as I understand it, completely delusional.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

I am a gentleman, after all.

lol

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

Not a Snowball II's chance in hell.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

Not a Snowball II's chance in hell.

Snowball would be a good name for your new dog.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry for your loss, Henry.

Summer camp ended last week, and school doesn't start until the week after next. So, when my daughter saw a week-long summer camp at the Humae Society, it was a perfect fit. She loves animals and got really excited about the prospect. Yesterday was the first day, and each of the kids got to go through the shelter and pick one animal to become their shelter buddy. Among other things, they're going to spend the week creating posters and trying to come up with other ideas to get their shelter buddies adopted. So when you're ready to adopt your dog, GM, you should really drive down here to get one. :selfish:

Congrats on your new dog.

Not a Snowball II's chance in hell.

Snowball would be a good name for your new dog.

We already have Gassius Clay, the farting boxer. They probably wouldn't let us take this dog if we wanted, 'cause boxer #####es are like human #####es. They need all the attention for themselves and don't want to be in the presense of other #####es any longer than they have to be.

 

[krista4]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

Really sorry about your pooch, sir. Hate hearing stuff like that. At least she had five good years with you, since it sounds like her former owners weren't that concerned about her well-being. (Awesome vet though) Still a drag, no matter what.

Having said that....

GD this thread! It's either all hating on avocados or pets slipping loose the mortal coil.

Could everyone do me a solid? Stop letting your pets die. Every time another one passes, that bumps mine one slot up in the queue. I keep telling him he's immortal, but I know it's a lie to make myself feel better. :( (You're going to live to be 100, dude. Don't listen to what's going on in this thread.)

Don't even remotely want to think about "the drive" with my knucklehead. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to go have a drink before work to not think about it.

Argggh, that face! And those ears!!

 

[krista4]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

'Jake from State Farm', the weiner dog

lolz

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

does your dog wear khakis?

 

[YSR]

Khakis and a State Farm golf shirt = Romo's work attire when he's deployed. My coworkers call him "Jake from State Farm" as well.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WE CAN'T ALL BE JAKE FROM STATE FARM

 

[Captain Quinoa]

WE CAN'T ALL BE JAKE FROM STATE FARM

You sound hideous.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Khakis and a State Farm golf shirt = Romo's work attire when he's deployed. My coworkers call him "Jake from State Farm" as well.

I think I just decided what I'm doing for Halloween this year.

 

[Fuller]

NSFW written words

 

[Frostillicus]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

 

[General Malaise]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

Who are the main culprits of True Idiocy in there?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

I love watching Tanner get upset in tv threads.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

Who are the main culprits of True Idiocy in there?

Chaos Commissioner and Time Kibitzer are the two I'm currently noticing.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

I love watching Tanner get upset in tv threads.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nearing the end of the True Detective thread, and it's gone from amusingly bad to frustratingly bad. Some of the complaints are just........what? Nothing like a tv thread to point out the dummies.

I love watching Tanner get upset in tv threads.

Your face makes me upset.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to Morena Baccarin reading the phone book.

Season 1 is pretty great but Claire Danes character can get annoying.

She's terrible. And that show went from "pretty damn good" to "freaking horrible".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Khakis and a State Farm golf shirt = Romo's work attire when he's deployed. My coworkers call him "Jake from State Farm" as well.

If he plays his cards right he could get transferred here. I've met a lot of people from different parts of the country who end up in God's Country.

 

[El Floppo]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to Morena Baccarin reading the phone book.

Season 1 is pretty great but Claire Danes character can get annoying.

She's terrible. And that show went from "pretty damn good" to "freaking horrible".

Homeland, for me at least, went from 100 to needs a laugh-track towards the end of season 1. It's laugh-out-loud eye-rollers from there on. And yet... I kept watching.

 

[El Floppo]

btw- just noticed the ad for Fanduel on the front page of the FFA.

that David Dodds is quoted there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Birth announcement

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Argggh, that face! And those ears!!

Yeah, he's a handsome man. And chicks, indeed, dig those ears. They made my wife fall in love with him, that's for sure.

Birth announcement

I'll bet it doesn't look anything like the father either.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

btw- just noticed the ad for Fanduel on the front page of the FFA.

that David Dodds is quoted there.

Isn't he a partner in fan duel?

 

[YSR]

Khakis and a State Farm golf shirt = Romo's work attire when he's deployed. My coworkers call him "Jake from State Farm" as well.

I think I just decided what I'm doing for Halloween this year.

Let me know if you need to borrow a shirt. It's the least i can do for all of the support/friendship you've shown my dad over the years.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I really want to bang that Jessica Williams from The Daily Show.

Just thought you guys should know.

 

[Osaurus]

That slap and tickle thread with MC and FC is starting to get out of hand.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

That slap and tickle thread with MC and FC is starting to get out of hand.

Anyone posting in there should be lobotomized.