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General Malaise
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Who was it that wanted to nail his boss' daughter, who also rubbed her boobs in his face while she cut his hair? Was that 'zooks?"These are your hairdressers"....
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I still have the T-shirt I wore the day my daughter was born.
She'll be 15 in a couple weeks.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Your face should be sequestered.
strykerpks
Footballguy
"Reasonably not crazy, most of the time"
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The_Man
Footballguy
I have genuinely loved living in Baltimore for the last 15 years and plan to stay here for the rest of my life. I usually laugh when people run it down and very rarely (but sometimes) get riled up enough to defend it.
But every now and then something happens that really makes me wonder.
Like the graffiti tag on this dead deer by the side of Interstate 83.
But every now and then something happens that really makes me wonder.
Like the graffiti tag on this dead deer by the side of Interstate 83.
General Malaise
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
The_Man
Footballguy
Well, sure, but that's Hollywood myth-makers making everything look shiny and good. It's not quite the utopia that it seemed on TV.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
I just went on some super-antibiotic to kill a sinus infection that I've had for 2 months which survived a previous antibiotics regiment. The doctor suggested I eat something at lunch ever day to help re-establish my digestive bacterial friends so I put a bunch of sauerkraut on my turkey wrap today. Not bad. Might do this regularly.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
YES! Perhaps if someone posted daily updates in here it would be easier to keep track of such things.Who was it that wanted to nail his boss' daughter, who also rubbed her boobs in his face while she cut his hair? Was that 'zooks?"These are your hairdressers"....
Gadzooks
Footballguy
When I'm bored I go back to random pages in this thread (and then usually waste a couple hours reading a couple hundred pages) Anyways, I picked page 1250 as a random page and I found this:
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
Thorn
Footballguy
When I'm bored I go back to random pages in this thread (and then usually waste a couple hours reading a couple hundred pages) Anyways, I picked page 1250 as a random page and I found this:
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
YSR
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
When I'm bored I go back to random pages in this thread (and then usually waste a couple hours reading a couple hundred pages) Anyways, I picked page 1250 as a random page and I found this:
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
Honest to goodness, I have NO recollection of this.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
NO! Bad Homer! Sit! Stay!
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Come on, I'm like an hour away! I could come over for beers and hang out...you guys have a pool, right?
Osaurus
Footballguy
Mrs. Osaurus had an original navy blue izod cardigan I had from about the age of 10-12 up until a couple of years ago. That was circa 1985 or so. Finally got too pilly so she pitched it. Not sure the oldest thing I have now but she wears these Al's Run t-shirts she found rummaging through her dad's massive overflow t-shirt stash circa 1976 though the 80's I think. The folks in here from Milwaukee know about Al's Run if they're 30+ years old.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Wife. She is thin unlike meAre we talking about your mom or your wife?
-fish-
Footballguy
I got superhumanly drunk at a golf tournament yesterday. In the morning, I ran into woman I met once before at an event. She's very attractive and fun to be around. I asked her out and she said yes, and that she had been hoping to see me at this thing. In the afternoon, I invited her out with a group of people that had left the tournament due to rain. We went to bar and played darts. I unfortunately drank about 40 shots and became a babbling idiot.
She didn't respond to my text today, leading to believe I managed to both get my chance and blow it in a matter of hours.
She didn't respond to my text today, leading to believe I managed to both get my chance and blow it in a matter of hours.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
My likes blew up last night. I should make more posts about food.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is anybody else secretly hoping fish turns into knuckles and starts texting her constantly, just to flip the script a little?
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
What's up with the lack of sexual escapades from Zooks?
Zow
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Henry Ford
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