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[Osaurus]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

 

[Osaurus]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

Didn't think of that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

Lousy wops.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

How long? I am making 6 lbs. today - gonna take 10 hours and got a late start - 11am ...told the family we'll eat some cheese/beef log/crackers for a bigger than usual appetizer around 6 - 6;30 so they don't starve.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If only we had a lazy *** to look to for pointers.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

If only we had a lazy *** to look to for pointers.

I could give all kinds of good advice, but I just don't feel like it.

Smacks of effort.

 

[Osaurus]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

How long? I am making 6 lbs. today - gonna take 10 hours and got a late start - 11am ...told the family we'll eat some cheese/beef log/crackers for a bigger than usual appetizer around 6 - 6;30 so they don't starve.

Put it in (giggle) at 9....about 4.5 lbs. I flipped it over and most of it is pretty tender. I will give it some more time or do something else for dinner. Smells great so far.

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that moment when your back snaps back into place and you can use your left arm again? So awesome.

 

[Abraham]

You know that moment when your back snaps back into place and you can use your left arm again? So awesome.

No, I don't know that moment. But I am hoping it comes soon because this ####### sucks.

 

[YSR]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

Didn't think of that.

I'm jealous. I think I was TOO lazy, as I didn't take my pork out on time (was busy looking after my kid and playing in 3 online poker tourneys). Seems a little dry.

 

[YSR]

Also, crock pot pulled pork is basically redundant, no?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, crock pot pulled pork is basically redundant, no?

LINK

 

[Henry Ford]

You know that moment when your back snaps back into place and you can use your left arm again? So awesome.

No, I don't know that moment. But I am hoping it comes soon because this ####### sucks.

I'm hoping, too, but I can feel it coming.

 

[YSR]

Also, crock pot pulled pork is basically redundant, no?

LINK

llo

 

[Osaurus]

Italian beef turned out great. I shredded it and strained the juice and put it all back in the crockpot. Delicious and a new addition to the Osaurus recipe arsenal.

 

[strykerpks]

Italian beef turned out great. I shredded it and strained the juice and put it all back in the crockpot. Delicious and a new addition to the Osaurus recipe arsenal.

Did you at least use it as a dipping sauce? I've always put the meat back in, sauce and all. That's where a lot of the flavor is

 

[kevzilla]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

Didn't think of that.

I'm jealous. I think I was TOO lazy, as I didn't take my pork out on time (was busy looking after my kid and playing in 3 online poker tourneys). Seems a little dry.

After getting pregnant twice, I would think you had this figured out by now.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Italian beef not tender yet. Should I be worried?

Maybe you weren't lazy enough.

Didn't think of that.

I'm jealous. I think I was TOO lazy, as I didn't take my pork out on time (was busy looking after my kid and playing in 3 online poker tourneys). Seems a little dry.

After getting pregnant twice, I would think you had this figured out by now.

HEYYYOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I've had 1 day off in the last 2 weeks. Yea life :( .

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I've had 1 day off in the last 2 weeks. Yea life :( .

Thank the deity of your choice that you have a good job pal.

 

[Annyong]

stryker- you catch that uecker special on mlb network? pretty awesome.

 

[mr. furley]

whatever happened to cakeboy?

 

[Mr.Pack]

stryker- you catch that uecker special on mlb network? pretty awesome.

I have it recorded but haven't watched it yet.

ETA: Oh ####, I'm not styker, sorry.

 

[strykerpks]

stryker- you catch that uecker special on mlb network? pretty awesome.

I have it recorded but haven't watched it yet.

ETA: Oh ####, I'm not styker, sorry.

Watch it, GB. You'll love it.

I caught it when it aired a week or so ago. It was fantastic. They reference a Carson lecture he was a part of at the University of Nebraska. It's on youtube. If you have an hour and a half and are a fan of Uecker it's worth a watch.

I'm going to cry big man tears when that guy goes.

 

[General Malaise]

I got called into jury duty a few months ago for a drug case. 2 questions and I was out of there.

 

[General Malaise]

I know I'm just snarky one-liner guy, and I'm a little late to the party, but as a long time anti-Furlean (Furlite?) and being that I'm a bit grumpy that I'm stuck at work at 8 am on a Saturday, I would like to address the issues he raised. First of all, Krista does get plenty of guff around here. She gets teased incessantly about all of the moving and house buying and selling. Don't know how you've missed all that. Not to mention, there was a several page meme some time ago dedicated to the enormity of her lady cave.

Secondly, she has shown an unending amount of kindness, generosity, and support for many people here, unlike the idiotic turd-slingers around here like you and me. And guess what, people tend to respond in positive ways to those attributes. Again, shocking I know.

And of course, as she already addressed, you clearly have some type of inferiority complex toward her. Is it just the money? The fact that a woman is so much more successful than you? Maybe you wish you had found yourself such a successful, independent woman? It's ok to admit it. I personally don't care how well off random internet people are, and as someone whose wife makes a fair amount more than he does, it certainly doesn't bother me to see a successful woman. Maybe turn some of that focus inward and you won't be so miserable. I know that has helped me quite a bit recently.

Ok back to your regularly scheduled episode of Cats, Cheeses, and Boobs. Have a great weekend everyone!

That was the most emotive I've ever seen from you. Well said.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Well, my back is officially OUT. Can't stand up straight, I am walking with the nimbleness of Tanner's great grandfather, and every time I cough it feels like a hundred angry midgets are stabbing me in the spine.

Gonna be an awesome week!

 

[bentley]

Pistachios and PBR = the post-workout recovery meal of champions.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pistachios and PBR = the post-workout recovery meal of champions.

For a second I thought this said pistachios and PR girl.

 

[bentley]

Pistachios and PBR = the post-workout recovery meal of champions.

For a second I thought this said pistachios and PR girl.

I would also be on board with this plan.

Speaking to a bunch of 3M employees tomorrow about the work the United Way does in the community and then driving to Arlington host a bunch of business partners in a suite night/boozefest. Nice little Monday planned.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pistachios and PBR = the post-workout recovery meal of champions.

Ooo! What brand of pistachios?

 

[Frostillicus]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

 

[John Bender]

This story has everything...zombies, nerds, handicapped people, virgins, violence. Enjoy.

More official-like version

Is there a way to just get direct messaged on Tanners posts in here? I'd pay for that opportunity.

 

[bentley]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Huge fan of wasabi soy blue diamond almods.Tanner> HEB (local grocery store) brand. The founder's name was Howard E Butt and I laugh about it EVERY SINGLE TIME I go into the store (which I've done hundreds of times).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Huge fan of wasabi soy blue diamond almods.Tanner> HEB (local grocery store) brand. The founder's name was Howard E Butt and I laugh about it EVERY SINGLE TIME I go into the store (which I've done hundreds of times).

Ah, just wondering if they were grown here. Good chance they were.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

stryker- you catch that uecker special on mlb network? pretty awesome.

Any place else to see this? I love that guy.

I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players' equipment.

Bob Uecker
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/bob_uecker.html#MGBbtcgDIcxKBcD5.99

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

I will pretty much destroy a can of these upon opening.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm no licensed expert by any means, but fidelity has funds tailored to the year you an on retiring. I believe they're called "life path" funds.

FWIW, it's the only fund I have in my 401k.

At a very high level, The investments on the fund start out more risk(916) 626-2120y and as you get closer to retirement they get more conservative.

That's pretty standard and how most 529s are run...younger the kid, more aggressive the funds. Rebalances as they age. Get aggressive in this environment... When Sacamano goes to cash, follow suit

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And let that money sweat.

 

[General Malaise]

I think I have the fastest digestive system in the world. Yesterday I had a bigass bowl of cereal at like 4pm and was saying goodbye to it at 8. (I know because it was Crunch Berries and my deuce was bright green--festive!)

I feel like that's not normal. Is that normal?

[/poochat]

Are you a dog?

If you are, don't read the big mac post.

 

[strykerpks]

Well, my back is officially OUT. Can't stand up straight, I am walking with the nimbleness of Tanner's great grandfather, and every time I cough it feels like a hundred angry midgets are stabbing me in the spine.

Gonna be an awesome week!

I've heard booze works for that ailment.

stryker- you catch that uecker special on mlb network? pretty awesome.

Any place else to see this? I love that guy.

I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players' equipment.

Bob Uecker
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/bob_uecker.html#MGBbtcgDIcxKBcD5.99

I checked the MLB site and it doesn't look like it's going to air again any time soon.

I mentioned it above but if you've got the time, this is worthwhile.

 

[bentley]

I thought "Catcher in the Wry" was about the funniest damn book I ever read.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN GPJ (video, nsfw thanks to juggalo nudity)

 

[General Malaise]

Is SafeCo Field as cool as it looks on TV?

Yup. Left field bleaches for 21 bucks...heaven.

 

[General Malaise]

Furley was the original timschochet. One of the most prolific look at me posters the boards have ever seen.

GM would like a word

i remember some anger about my supplanting him back in '06

No, never really worried about that, just never liked you. Still don't. Dr. Detroit had your back and asked me nicely to give you a chance, so I did. But I don't like you at all, think you are a dooooosh of the highest order and wouldn't piss on you if your Packers' underwear were on fire. Go away. You suck.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Seems harsh. I dunno.

 

[General Malaise]

And let that money sweat.

No...MAKE that money sweat.

It's like you people have me on ignore here.

 

[General Malaise]

Seems harsh. I dunno.

#### him

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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