GM's thread about nothing (73 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

All wiped out, unless they are very recent.

 

[Frostillicus]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

All wiped out, unless they are very recent.

gay

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Post my warning log Rude.

Can't. Nothing there.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

All wiped out, unless they are very recent.

gay

Your face is gay

 

[Tiger Fan]

Announce: Tiger Fan's Official GMTAN No ####### Transactions League Details Are Below

I'm willing to run the league, but the rules below are set :nazi: If someone else wants to change them, go ahead and take the reigns. Let me know if you're in (a simple "in" response will work). Once we get 12, I'll commence with draft order schtick and then we can roll from there.

Teams/Fees/Etc.

· Use ESPN League Manager

· 12 teams $20 entry fee (1st - $170, 2nd - $70)

· Multiple owners to a team works

Draft

· Draft in GMTAN thread

· Ill come up with some schtick to determine draft order once all the teams are in place (have a few thoughts in mind)

· Snake draft

Playoffs

· 6 teams make playoffs

· Start week 14

· Playoff seeds determined by: (1) Overall record (2) Total Points For (3) H2H record (4) Coin Flip

· Top 2 teams get byes

· Ties in playoffs go to highest seed

Roster

· 24 roster spots

· Start: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 2 FLX (RB/WR/TE), 1 D/ST, 1PK

Transactions

· No ####### transactions

· Owners set their lineups every week

Scoring

Passing

Every 10 passing yards (PY10)

0.5

TD Pass (PTD)

4

2pt Passing Conversion (2PC)

2

Rushing

Rushing Yards (RY)

0.1

TD Rush (RTD)

6

2pt Rushing Conversion (2PR)

2

Receiving

Receiving Yards (REY)

0.1

Each reception (REC)

1

TD Reception (RETD)

6

2pt Receiving Conversion (2PRE)

2

Kicking

Each PAT Made (PAT)

1

FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0)

3

FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40)

4

FG Made (50+ yards) (FG50)

5

Team Defense / Special Teams

Each Sack (SK)

1

Interception Return TD (INTTD)

6

Fumble Return TD (FRTD)

6

Kickoff Return TD (KRTD)

6

Punt Return TD (PRTD)

6

Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD)

6

Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK)

2

Each Interception (INT)

2

Each Fumble Recovered (FR)

2

Each Safety (SF)

6

0 points allowed (PA0)

10

1-6 points allowed (PA1)

6

7-13 points allowed (PA7)

4

14-17 points allowed (PA14)

1

 

[Abraham]

That league sucks.

In with iggy

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going to hold out and see if labs leeg is shtickier.

 

[Mr.Pack]

· Owners set their lineups every week

Too tedius

 

[Tiger Fan]

1. Tiger Fan/whoever was with me last year if they want back in

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

that's a league for kids. Pancakes are more grown up.

 

[-fish-]

sure. in.

 

[shuke]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

All wiped out, unless they are very recent.

CLEAN SLATE!

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner you wanna do this again?

 

[Tiger Fan]

1. Tiger Fan/whoever was with me last year if they want back in

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish

 

[Abraham]

Tanner you wanna do this again?

1.01 - Jim Brown.

 

[Frostillicus]

1. Tiger Fan/whoever was with me last year if they want back in

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish

In. One way or another, hopefully with Tanner.

 

[Tiger Fan]

1. Tiger Fan/whoever was with me last year if they want back in

2. Abe/Ignoramus

3. Fish

4. Frosty/ (tanner?)

 

[BobbyLayne]

No time outs or warning points.

 

[shuke]

Sleeping on it.

 

[-fish-]

Stryker>you want to co-own this debacle?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can we have an "Out" list?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner you wanna do this again?

No

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Can we have an "Out" list?

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner you wanna do this again?

No

****

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner you wanna do this again?

No

****

Still no.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

7 starting lineup spots? Seriously, what's the point?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

 

[ScottNorwood]

Can we flex a 3rd kicker?

 

[belljr]

No points for first downs?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Went and got Taco Bell, and I'm dead sober.

I'm so fat.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

IN

 

[Tiger Fan]

7 starting lineup spots? Seriously, what's the point?

That was a typo, should be 2 flex

 

[charvik]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

I got clipped for giving a guy honest advice once, suggesting he should make love to the young lady practically begging him. Not really sure why..

 

[kevzilla]

GM and I are in.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker>you want to co-own this debacle?

I could be talked into it. August will be pretty hectic for me at work though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can we flex a 3rd kicker?

K, K, flex? What's the point?

 

[John Bender]

I'm in for a league that's K K Flex

 

[Good Posting Judge]

K, k, p, flex?

 

[General Malaise]

We can activate Yahoo for some more interesting scoring but this is not a plea to run this #### show again.

 

[Thorn]

I shall defend my title

 

[Tiger Fan]

We can activate Yahoo for some more interesting scoring but this is not a plea to run this #### show again.

We can activate Yahoo for some more interesting scoring but this is not a plea to run this #### show again.

Posting something twice sounds pretty "plea-y" to me

 

[Frostillicus]

I shall defend my title

Did you have a partner last time? If not, can I be on your team?

 

[WetDream]

Can we have an "Out" list?

YES!1. GPJ

2. WD

3.

4.

 

[WetDream]

I shall defend my title

Did you have a partner last time? If not, can I be on your team?

3. Frosti4. Thorn

 

[John Bender]

K, k, p, flex?

Any shtick related league that involves you and/or tanner and I'm in. I'll pay double just to hang out with either of you.

 

[Frostillicus]

K, k, p, flex?

Any shtick related league that involves you and/or tanner and I'm in. I'll pay double just to hang out with either of you.

Those guys are ######!

EDIT: was going for a Spicoli line there.

 

[General Malaise]

We can activate Yahoo for some more interesting scoring but this is not a plea to run this #### show again.

We can activate Yahoo for some more interesting scoring but this is not a plea to run this #### show again.

Posting something twice sounds pretty "plea-y" to me

Yeah, maybe Furley was on to something.

 

[General Malaise]

Last year's couplings:

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

 

[Frostillicus]

I need a partner. Must be willing to make most of the decisions and then be able to handle constantly being berated for any decision that doesn't go well.

 

[-fish-]

Stryker>you want to co-own this debacle?

I could be talked into it. August will be pretty hectic for me at work though.

there will be booze