Abraham
Footballguy
:crickets:In Austin until Saturday. What would it take to get Abe to cornhole?
Where are you now, kind sir?:crickets:In Austin until Saturday. What would it take to get Abe to cornhole?
Where are you now, kind sir?I used to have a lot of money.that's a lot of loot for an ex wife.
Did I miss you wanting in? I honestly don't remember seeing it.:(Here is the list of teams for the Kicker Only League:
1. GPJ
2. Bender
3. TRE
4. Unialias
5. Rudnicki
6. Thorn
7. Homer J Mustache
8. Guster
9. St. Louis Bob
10. Lambskin (yes, we're gonna draft in some tedious-### political thread)
11. Sofakings
12. cosjobs (you don't need to partner twice, stupid drunk Tanner volunteered twice and I counted him twice)
Standard kicker scoring. You start two kickers every week, no punters or long-snappers or any of that nonsense. No bench spots, but 5 IR spots. No touchback points (Yahoo doesn't allow for that).
Entry fee is $20 via PayPals and is winner-take-all. Also I will pay the entry fee of the person who has the most offensive team name, provided they keep it for the entire year.
Mr Ishida's BookstoreThe most offensive to the populace at-large.
I'm calling my shot: fish gets loaded tonight.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
sychic:I'm calling my shot: fish gets loaded arrested tonight.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
sychic:
), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.that's just mean.I'm calling my shot: fish gets loaded arrested tonight.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
sychic:
I'm calling my shot: fish gets loadedFreedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.arrestedstabbed tonight.
sychic:
Damn. That's over a couple grand a year.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
That's more than I make a yearDamn. That's over a couple grand a year.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.
niceIn a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
You might consider a quick trip from Philly up to Bethlehem. Still lots of colonial era buildings standing including the Sun Inn where both Lafayette and Washington spent some time during the Revolution. You could squeeze it in with a trip to Dorney Park if you have the time.In a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
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I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
You sir deserve all the bourbon and crazy women you can consume.I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
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I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
wtfEl Floppo and I are going with New York DollsOof.Sorry GB, I'm taken.SLB/da raiders team?
Yep.Didn't we have 14 last year?
GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos AidsTecumseh, come up with a new team name.
Explains a lot, doesn't it?You sir deserve all the bourbon and crazy women you can consume.I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
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I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
Jesus....I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
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I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
I think all marriage should be illegalJesus....I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.Freedom day! After 5 1/2 years, today is my last marital support payment. $286,500 total.![]()
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I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
No offense and I hope you know I love you in the jesus way, but if you ever even think about getting married again, I am taking the Bolt Bus Express back up to Seattle and am abducting both you and your amazing daughter to a remote island where the women aren't.
Mine is in the SF bay in front of Sausalito.Good #### man. Don't sweat the macabre part. It's a more or less a constant death knell in here. My pops is scattered on the other side of the Sierras.Well our great California trip is coming to a close. Going home tomorrow morning. San Fran, Napa, Yosemite, Mammoth, June Lake, Santa Cruz. Part of the reason we did this trip was that my grandfather died last year. We were able to scatter his ashes in the mountains outside of June Lake. He and his wife and my father and mother lived there before I was born and it was their favorite place in the world.
So now my father, my grandfather and my grandmother are all scattered in the same mountains. I don't exactly know how to feel because at 31 years old, it's very strange to have literally no family on my father side. We nearly weren't able to get to the eastern side of the mountains due to a wildfire outside of Yosemite. Fortunately, the firefighters were able to contain the fire and allow the mountain Pass Road to be opened up about an hour before we had to cross the mountains. Otherwise, I would have either had to chosen a different place or would have had to fly him back to Chicago with me and then find another way to get out here.
Sorry for the macabre posting, but this was a very important moment for my wife and I. We can go back to magic football chat or any other topic now.
Thops.
It's like having to chop off your #### to stop getting kicked in the nuts.That's the reason I don't want to get married. Divorce is too expensive.
I used to have a lot of money.that's a lot of loot for an ex wife.
But like the South, I'll claim that I'll rise again. But then I'll fail because I'm too lazy.
wtf.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?![]()
Could have been Thorn.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?![]()
Sorry to hear that. Probably junkies looking to cash in on the bronze.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?![]()
Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?![]()
Thank god.Because teenagers are stupid
I thought we reached consensus on thiswtfEl Floppo and I are going with New York DollsOof.Sorry GB, I'm taken.SLB/da raiders team?
Yep.Didn't we have 14 last year?
GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos AidsTecumseh, come up with a new team name.
Based on my math, if we start the draft today and you aren't back until the 7th you will miss a total of two picks and 32 pages of #####ing about how the draft is messed up because of an obscure rule change, tedium, or someone posting on their phone.In a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
This guy with two thumbs?Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?![]()
this reminds me of a family vacation with my parents, Brother and SIL, and my ex. The 4 non-parents wanted to do something different than what we were doing that day... my dad says, ok- let's vote, it's a democracy. My mom abstains, and we take the vote 4-1... and end up doing what my dad wanted. But dad, it's a democracy!? that's right- and I run the democracy.I thought we reached consensus on thiswtfEl Floppo and I are going with New York DollsOof.Sorry GB, I'm taken.SLB/da raiders team?
Yep.Didn't we have 14 last year?
GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos AidsTecumseh, come up with a new team name.
Maybe you would like to go live on this island in Maine? They do have splendid wild blueberries that taste like pure heaven. You could mix them with vodka.I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.