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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Where are you now, kind sir?
-fish-
Footballguy
I used to have a lot of money.that's a lot of loot for an ex wife.
But like the South, I'll claim that I'll rise again. But then I'll fail because I'm too lazy.
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Good Posting Judge
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Good Posting Judge
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The most offensive to the populace at-large.
-fish-
Footballguy
Osaurus
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kevzilla
Footballguy
sychic:
Idiot Boxer
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Disco Stu
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In a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy
), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy
), Orioles Sunday afternoon, and Phillies Tuesday night.Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
-fish-
Footballguy
that's just mean.
now I'm thinking I shouldn't leave the house.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
strykerpks
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Gauging interest in a kicker-only "B" league. Promotion/relegation system will be instituted. Let me know if you're interested.
joffer
Footballguy
niceIn a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
Camden Yards is sweet
Drifter
Footballguy
You might consider a quick trip from Philly up to Bethlehem. Still lots of colonial era buildings standing including the Sun Inn where both Lafayette and Washington spent some time during the Revolution. You could squeeze it in with a trip to Dorney Park if you have the time.In a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
-fish-
Footballguy
I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
You sir deserve all the bourbon and crazy women you can consume.I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
El Floppo
Footballguy
wtfEl Floppo and I are going with New York DollsOof.
-fish-
Footballguy
Explains a lot, doesn't it?You sir deserve all the bourbon and crazy women you can consume.I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus....I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
No offense and I hope you know I love you in the jesus way, but if you ever even think about getting married again, I am taking the Bolt Bus Express back up to Seattle and am abducting both you and your amazing daughter to a remote island where the women aren't.
-fish-
Footballguy
I think all marriage should be illegalJesus....I fired 5 attorneys. This doesn't include child support, marital debt, or the $40k I spent trying to save my house before is finally let it go in a short sale.
I never calculated mine because I just never wanted to see it. But I know for certain it was never even close to this. My god, man. Was Lionel Hutz the only attorney in Gig Harbor?
No offense and I hope you know I love you in the jesus way, but if you ever even think about getting married again, I am taking the Bolt Bus Express back up to Seattle and am abducting both you and your amazing daughter to a remote island where the women aren't.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Mine is in the SF bay in front of Sausalito.
We have a memorial plaque for him on of the benches on the waterfront there... go visit every time I'm home. He never got to meet my kids. :(
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
I used to have a lot of money.
But like the South, I'll claim that I'll rise again. But then I'll fail because I'm too lazy.
El Floppo
Footballguy
wtf.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
I'll never understand the thought process. Hmmm... there's something commemorating somebody's life/death... must destroy... because... ???????? wtf.
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Could have been Thorn.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
ffjunk
Footballguy
Sorry to hear that. Probably junkies looking to cash in on the bronze.Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
Sebago is absolutely beautiful too.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
With all this ash spreading that's becoming more and more trendy, how many people do you figure tha average person consumes in a year?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
General Malaise
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Based on my math, if we start the draft today and you aren't back until the 7th you will miss a total of two picks and 32 pages of #####ing about how the draft is messed up because of an obscure rule change, tedium, or someone posting on their phone.In a few hours I'll be flying out with Stu Jr for a pretty nice little father-son trip.
Washington DC for four nights and then Philadelphia for one.
This finally starts our long discussed baseball stadium tour... Nationals game Saturday night (with Zilla and fatguy
Jr learned a bunch about the American Revolution this past school year, and he was interested. So it seems like a good time to see the sites in DC and Philly. It has been about 25 years since my one trip to DC (with my dad). We're both pretty excited.
Oh yeah... draft isn't starting ridiculously early again is it? I'll be back on the 7th.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
This guy with two thumbs?Who owns a ####### island and hasn't had a massive cornhole?Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.
A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?
I think I like saying we own an island FAR more than I like actually owning a small percentage of an island no bigger than Albert Oaks, in the middle of a lake, several thousand miles away from where I live in a state where is is prohibitively expensive to fly into and where rental car rate's are jacked up like bottle service in a Vegas strip club. You know how many people would come to a cornhole on an island in Maine? 1. Thorn. Maybe. And that's only if he can sleep with his Vader mask and dance to music with his sock shoes. He can do neither. Why? Because there is no electricity. There's also no plumbing. Nor a shelter. Nor a boat to ferry us back and forth.
I've wanted to sell the f'n thing for years, especially in this bubble, but noooooooooooooooooooooo......it's much cooler to say you own an island than to have some free income.
El Floppo
Footballguy
this reminds me of a family vacation with my parents, Brother and SIL, and my ex. The 4 non-parents wanted to do something different than what we were doing that day... my dad says, ok- let's vote, it's a democracy. My mom abstains, and we take the vote 4-1... and end up doing what my dad wanted. But dad, it's a democracy!? that's right- and I run the democracy.I thought we reached consensus on thiswtfEl Floppo and I are going with New York DollsOof.
I ####### miss my dad so much.
Dan Gladden's Mustache
Footballguy
I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Maybe you would like to go live on this island in Maine? They do have splendid wild blueberries that taste like pure heaven. You could mix them with vodka.
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