GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This damn thing is on ESPN?

What thing?

TigerLeague

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Both my grandparents ashes are scattered around an island that we still own in Sebago Lake, Maine. We put beautiful bronze plaques for both of them on a giant rock, commemorating their lives. Nothing ostentatious or gaudy, very subdued so they blended in well with the beauty of the island and its surrounding area.

A few years ago, it was discovered that some mother ####### #######s who need to experience prison rape trespassed on to the island, vandalized and broke apart my grandmother's plaque. Who does that?

Could have been Thorn.

That sucks GM. Maybe it was a wild animal or something.

I have a rock that I will sometimes place in a puddle and pretend it's an island.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

 

[Tiger Fan]

ANNOUNCE - DRAFT UPDATE

• I currently have email addresses from at least one person on each team except Team Uni/Stu. Odds are that it's probably buried somewhere here, if that's the case, someone please bump.
• The draft will begin next week. Draft order will be determined by a 1st tier FFA HOF, and GMTAN semi-regular: BostonFred. He will determine the draft order however he damn well pleases. "Guster gets way too much #####, he drafts last....I feel pity for albinos, GM drafts first". It's completely up to him. He will post the order in the thread before the weekend is over.

Gracias

 

[UniAlias]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

 

[Henry Ford]

Julia Roberts is a duck-lipped fug monster.

With horse teeth.

 

[shuke]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

Lmfao

 

[shuke]

I haven't even confirmed my team yet.

 

[Annyong]

YSR been in here today?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

COS

WE are have a magic football team together. I do not know the rule set. Good luck.

 

[YSR]

YSR been in here today?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Still preggo?

 

[YSR]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

No need to get graphic.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

No need to get graphic.

Dong

 

[gianmarco]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

Gonna be some lucky #####es tonight.

 

[heckmanm]

for those of you that get time outs, what did you do? i don't even remember why i was once for a measly week. wtf do you do that gets your account whacked for a year?

Ask Rude to post the warning logs. They are pretty detailed.

I got clipped for giving a guy honest advice once, suggesting he should make love to the young lady practically begging him. Not really sure why..

Was it ?

See, because then it would be understandable...

:tap: this thing on?

#### you guys

 

[Osaurus]

Looks like Cousin Eddie has been dumping his RV sewage in Taiwan: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28594693

 

[cosjobs]

wtf car rentals out of Denver are insane. Cheapest I can find is about $700 for Fri-Tue.

I wonder how much a used motorcycle costs?

 

[kevzilla]

Julia Roberts is a duck-lipped fug monster.

With horse teeth.

Would smash. But my standards leave a lot to be desired.

 

[Annyong]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

I'll have to finger out my ESPN account. Did you sign up?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

Let's just hope he never learns the truth. I remember how disillusioned I was to find out The Fonz was really 5'6" and Jewish.

 

[-fish-]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

You should just have them install a zipper

 

[Annyong]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

Let's just hope he never learns the truth. I remember how disillusioned I was to find out The Fonz was really 5'6" and Jewish.

I painted a picture of The Fonz on a beer pong table.

 

[Gadzooks]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

You should just have them install a zipper

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

Let's just hope he never learns the truth. I remember how disillusioned I was to find out The Fonz was really 5'6" and Jewish.

I painted a picture of The Fonz on a beer pong table.

And I just jizzed a little.

 

[Annyong]

It was actually Urckel (sp?) on one end holding a sausage on a fork and The Fonz on the other side looking sad with a bloody crotch.

 

[strykerpks]

It was actually Urckel (sp?) on one end holding a sausage on a fork and The Fonz on the other side looking sad with a bloody crotch.

Yeah, we're going to need pics of this

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It was actually Urckel (sp?) on one end holding a sausage on a fork and The Fonz on the other side looking sad with a bloody crotch.

That old chestnut?

 

[Annyong]

I'm not sure where it's even at these days. My little brother needed a beer pong table and said I could paint whatever I want.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bloody crotch like he just played The Menstrual March with "Pinky" Tuscadero's clam castanets or bloody crotch like he got his #### chomped off by the outgoing Grand Poo-Bah of the Leopard Lounge?

 

[Osaurus]

wtf car rentals out of Denver are insane. Cheapest I can find is about $700 for Fri-Tue.

I wonder how much a used motorcycle costs?

Yup...could not believe it when I was out there in June.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Zoological facts

 

[Ignoramus]

David WilsonJul 31 12:01p

New York Giants RB David Wilson (neck) 'needs a miracle' from his surgeon's evaluation to be able to continue his playing career, according to a source.

So you're saying there's a chance.

 

[Osaurus]

Got a lot of compliments for this shirt today. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/F1747E2D-DDB3-4963-9CCB-3EFA30D1BF13_zps4pha3oqf.jpg. Not a catshirt mind you, but not bad.

 

[Osaurus]

Just saw this on TV. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/9af305d9fcd318803197decf8deadc5b_zpsaef0f04d.jpg.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Got a lot of compliments for this shirt today. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/F1747E2D-DDB3-4963-9CCB-3EFA30D1BF13_zps4pha3oqf.jpg. Not a catshirt mind you, but not bad.

I just had this one sent to GM.

 

[Osaurus]

Got a lot of compliments for this shirt today. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/F1747E2D-DDB3-4963-9CCB-3EFA30D1BF13_zps4pha3oqf.jpg. Not a catshirt mind you, but not bad.

I just had this one sent to GM.

 

[Tecumseh]

SLB/da raiders team?

Sorry GB, I'm taken.

Didn't we have 14 last year?

Yep.

GMZILLA = Pale Wiffle Condoms
Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders
Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

Tecumseh, come up with a new team name.

Oof.

You have brain damage too?

Well, yeah, but that has nothing to do with my lack of cleverosity.

How about DJ Lightening Strike & The Fire Hose?

http://chezspence.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_mlv1nuNujD1sp7rjlo1_500.gif

 

[Ignoramus]

So we had some torrential rains last night and I woke up to water dripping from my A/C vent in the closet on the 2nd floor. Up on the 3rd floor there's no water. So it looks like something on the exterior of the house or an eave.

Then we hop in the car because we had plans to head out of town this weekend and the floor mats are soaking wet. Reviewing the security footage showed water levels in the street got above the door sills and into the car.

Oh yeah, I also got a letter from my tenant saying that she intends to vacate at the end of out lease. This follows her offer of $20k less than we agreed upon a year ago despite a rise in the market since then.

So I am drinking. Heavily.

 

[Henry Ford]

Make an insurance claim to fix the water damage in your house and ask for displacement payments to pay rent on your vacant rental property while the work is being done so you can live there.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

So we had some torrential rains last night and I woke up to water dripping from my A/C vent in the closet on the 2nd floor. Up on the 3rd floor there's no water. So it looks like something on the exterior of the house or an eave.

Then we hop in the car because we had plans to head out of town this weekend and the floor mats are soaking wet. Reviewing the security footage showed water levels in the street got above the door sills and into the car.

Oh yeah, I also got a letter from my tenant saying that she intends to vacate at the end of out lease. This follows her offer of $20k less than we agreed upon a year ago despite a rise in the market since then.

So I am drinking. Heavily.

You should rent the place to a gaggle of sorority girls.

 

[bentley]

Really wish the universal hot crazy matrix had been published before I married.

 

[bentley]

So we had some torrential rains last night and I woke up to water dripping from my A/C vent in the closet on the 2nd floor. Up on the 3rd floor there's no water. So it looks like something on the exterior of the house or an eave.

Then we hop in the car because we had plans to head out of town this weekend and the floor mats are soaking wet. Reviewing the security footage showed water levels in the street got above the door sills and into the car.

Oh yeah, I also got a letter from my tenant saying that she intends to vacate at the end of out lease. This follows her offer of $20k less than we agreed upon a year ago despite a rise in the market since then.

So I am drinking. Heavily.

You should rent the place to a gaggle of sorority girls.

This is always a good idea.

 

[Osaurus]

Really wish the universal hot crazy matrix had been published before I married.

Too many unicorns

 

[bentley]

Really wish the universal hot crazy matrix had been published before I married.

Too many unicorns

I'm pretty sure that claiming unicorn status is worth 3 crazy points.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

So we had some torrential rains last night and I woke up to water dripping from my A/C vent in the closet on the 2nd floor. Up on the 3rd floor there's no water. So it looks like something on the exterior of the house or an eave.

Then we hop in the car because we had plans to head out of town this weekend and the floor mats are soaking wet. Reviewing the security footage showed water levels in the street got above the door sills and into the car.

Oh yeah, I also got a letter from my tenant saying that she intends to vacate at the end of out lease. This follows her offer of $20k less than we agreed upon a year ago despite a rise in the market since then.

So I am drinking. Heavily.

You should rent the place to a gaggle of sorority girls.

This is always a good idea.

 

[YSR]

Still preggo?

Perennially.

I'll have to finger out my ESPN account. Did you sign up?

We're signed up. I have the option to add a 2nd owner so fax me your email or login or what-have-you and we'll get this party started.

 

[sports_fan]

I have read all of my PMs

 

[strykerpks]

I have read all of my PMs

Congrats?