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Just logged on to the Innertubes where Yahoo! is my home page. Top story? KIM KARDASHIAN HAS NUDE PHOTOS LEAKED!!!111 ZOMG!!!111.....

Did the world forget about her sex tape? We've all seen her naked and more...peed on even. Who freaking cares.

I don't want to live on this planet any more. The stupidity of the people here make me weep.

 
Drifter said:
GroveDiesel said:
Just found out Amazon is opening a same day delivery distribution center in the town I live in. In.
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It's actually a Sort Center. More Next Day and Second Day stuff with final mile by the USPS. Next Day stuff has late midnight cutoffs though so it's close to Same Day but not quite. It will turn on Sunday and Holiday delivery for you as well.
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Huh. The local paper says it's a distribution center that will employ 300-500 seasonal employees to enable them to offer same day delivery to the Philly area.ETA: Might want to make sure your PR folks aren't getting bad info out there.

 
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I could not believe FSU suspended Winston for the game, but I am floored he is on the sidelines. Makes no sense.

Tailgated with former Florida Gator And NE Patriot Chad Jackson today.

About halfway through the second quarter, sweating my fat ### off in the east upper deck, I realized I hadnt set the dvr before leaving the house and that I wouldnt get to watch the game correctly this week.

 
We went to this mayoral deal (took a yard sign and left a check) and then took the kids over to PRFamily's house for pizza. Came home, put the boys in bed and went for a run. Now enjoying the game with a huge glass of rum and doing laundry.

Somehow I think I accidentally became a productive member of society. What has happened to me?

 
bentley said:
We went to this mayoral deal (took a yard sign and left a check) and then took the kids over to PRFamily's house for pizza. Came home, put the boys in bed and went for a run. Now enjoying the game with a huge glass of rum and doing laundry.

Somehow I think I accidentally became a productive member of society. What has happened to me?
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Wait...what game?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
bentley said:
We went to this mayoral deal (took a yard sign and left a check) and then took the kids over to PRFamily's house for pizza. Came home, put the boys in bed and went for a run. Now enjoying the game with a huge glass of rum and doing laundry.

Somehow I think I accidentally became a productive member of society. What has happened to me?
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Wait...what game?
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FSU and Clemson. This game is the ####.

 
bentley said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
bentley said:
We went to this mayoral deal (took a yard sign and left a check) and then took the kids over to PRFamily's house for pizza. Came home, put the boys in bed and went for a run. Now enjoying the game with a huge glass of rum and doing laundry.

Somehow I think I accidentally became a productive member of society. What has happened to me?
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Wait...what game?
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FSU and Clemson. This game is the ####.
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Ahhh...I just gave the remote to the wife. She had a tough day at work....including a bunch of lunatics freaking out because the particular football game they wanted to see wasn't on the right TV.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Oh, you know what else can go F itself? The Great Kern County Fair. Right in its redneck mouth.

Every year I have kids missing school during the fair because they're "showing animals" for 4H. :secondjerkoffmotionoftheday: It is a pain in the ### but it has never been this bad. For some reason this year a lot of the kids think that this excuses them from doing work etc. I think it is pretty generous of me to let kids who miss a day for the fair do the work the next day. Some teachers make them do all the work ahead of time.

Bumpkin Girl: Mr. Malloy? I was at the fair late last night showing my [some stupid, filthy animal] and I didn't get a chance to finish the study guide or study. Do I still have to take the test today?

Me: Yes, you still have to take the test.

Bumpkin: Really? I don't think that's fair. [no pun intended]

Me: I'm sorry but you really do. Look, I know that 4H is a good thing and you guys learn a lot by doing it but you still have to do your school work. If I let you take the test on Monday I'd have to do the same for somebody who didn't study because of football practice or somebody who was out of town with a volleyball tournament.

Bumpkin girl pouts and takes her test.

I hope her goat or sheep or duck or whatever gets rabies.
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Bumping this because the GD fair started this week. It seems to get worse every year.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Oh, you know what else can go F itself? The Great Kern County Fair. Right in its redneck mouth.

Every year I have kids missing school during the fair because they're "showing animals" for 4H. :secondjerkoffmotionoftheday: It is a pain in the ### but it has never been this bad. For some reason this year a lot of the kids think that this excuses them from doing work etc. I think it is pretty generous of me to let kids who miss a day for the fair do the work the next day. Some teachers make them do all the work ahead of time.

Bumpkin Girl: Mr. Malloy? I was at the fair late last night showing my [some stupid, filthy animal] and I didn't get a chance to finish the study guide or study. Do I still have to take the test today?

Me: Yes, you still have to take the test.

Bumpkin: Really? I don't think that's fair. [no pun intended]

Me: I'm sorry but you really do. Look, I know that 4H is a good thing and you guys learn a lot by doing it but you still have to do your school work. If I let you take the test on Monday I'd have to do the same for somebody who didn't study because of football practice or somebody who was out of town with a volleyball tournament.

Bumpkin girl pouts and takes her test.

I hope her goat or sheep or duck or whatever gets rabies.
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Bumping this because the GD fair started this week. It seems to get worse every year.
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Are there baby goats?

 
ScottNorwood said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Oh, you know what else can go F itself? The Great Kern County Fair. Right in its redneck mouth.

Every year I have kids missing school during the fair because they're "showing animals" for 4H. :secondjerkoffmotionoftheday: It is a pain in the ### but it has never been this bad. For some reason this year a lot of the kids think that this excuses them from doing work etc. I think it is pretty generous of me to let kids who miss a day for the fair do the work the next day. Some teachers make them do all the work ahead of time.

Bumpkin Girl: Mr. Malloy? I was at the fair late last night showing my [some stupid, filthy animal] and I didn't get a chance to finish the study guide or study. Do I still have to take the test today?

Me: Yes, you still have to take the test.

Bumpkin: Really? I don't think that's fair. [no pun intended]

Me: I'm sorry but you really do. Look, I know that 4H is a good thing and you guys learn a lot by doing it but you still have to do your school work. If I let you take the test on Monday I'd have to do the same for somebody who didn't study because of football practice or somebody who was out of town with a volleyball tournament.

Bumpkin girl pouts and takes her test.

I hope her goat or sheep or duck or whatever gets rabies.
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Bumping this because the GD fair started this week. It seems to get worse every year.
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Are there baby goats?
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Not really sure but I think they start off as babies and then, once the fair comes around, they're grownass goats. Then they show them. Eventually somebody kills them. It's pretty cool.

 
This one year in high school I raised a pig for FFA. I hated that thing. It was filthy, stupid and smelled terrible. I had to feed and water it twice and day and clean up the pig #### every week or so. I remember having a week where I had to go out in the freezing cold every day and break up the ice in its water and then go back at night freezing my ### off to put down more hay so the stupid thing didn't die.

At the fair, my grandfather bought it for some insane price, then we had it butchered and we ate it. Would have been a lot more efficient for him to just cut me a check and buy us a couple slabs of bacon.

 
bentley said:
This one year in high school I raised a pig for FFA. I hated that thing. It was filthy, stupid and smelled terrible. I had to feed and water it twice and day and clean up the pig #### every week or so. I remember having a week where I had to go out in the freezing cold every day and break up the ice in its water and then go back at night freezing my ### off to put down more hay so the stupid thing didn't die.

At the fair, my grandfather bought it for some insane price, then we had it butchered and we ate it. Would have been a lot more efficient for him to just cut me a check and buy us a couple slabs of bacon.
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EXACTLY

 
bentley said:
We went to this mayoral deal (took a yard sign and left a check) and then took the kids over to PRFamily's house for pizza. Came home, put the boys in bed and went for a run. Now enjoying the game with a huge glass of rum and doing laundry.

Somehow I think I accidentally became a productive member of society. What has happened to me?
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Huh. I thought you were playing QB for West Virginia.

 
bentley said:
This one year in high school I raised a pig for FFA. I hated that thing. It was filthy, stupid and smelled terrible. I had to feed and water it twice and day and clean up the pig #### every week or so. I remember having a week where I had to go out in the freezing cold every day and break up the ice in its water and then go back at night freezing my ### off to put down more hay so the stupid thing didn't die.

At the fair, my grandfather bought it for some insane price, then we had it butchered and we ate it. Would have been a lot more efficient for him to just cut me a check and buy us a couple slabs of bacon.
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Still waiting on my ham steak, you jerk.

 
True story: Not 25 minutes ago this guy I went to HS with posted a pic on FB. He's got like 3 kids in 4H that are showing animals at the fair.

The pic he posted is of two of his kids plus 5 others showing their sheep. So in this group pic ALL of the kids have their sheep pulled towards their crotch while the animals' ### is facing the camera.

alt.pics.animals.kids.bj.buttholes

 
My senior year of high school I took Animal Behavior because it was supposed to be an easy A (great movie, btw). I chose a turtle because I figured that would be the easiest. But then I lost the turtle in the school courtyard somehow. I told the teacher I bought a new one but I really didn't and I made the entire semester worth of observations for my report and still got an A.

99% sure I've already told this story. Shut it down>

 
Frostillicus said:
In High School I was in an Animal Behavior class where we got a pet and then were supposed to observe it at home and stuff and write a report. I got a turtle. Named him Slider. One day I brought him to school and put him in the fountain area to go for a swim. Well it was deeper than I thought and really dirty and then I had to go to class and the janitors even drained the thing and boom, no turtle. So I told the teacher I bought a new one but really I didn't and I made everything up and I got an A. That teacher was later fired because they found one when he was videotaping female students' giving presentations he was zooming in on their boobs. So it's kind of related to turtle rape.
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And remember we found out my teacher guy was TRE's dad.

 
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Frostillicus said:
But then I lost the turtle in the school courtyard somehow.
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This is worth exploring.
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See my other post regarding the fountain. I heard a rumor that Kevin Melsby found the turtle later and stomped it to death, but he seemed more like a loser than a sociopath so I'm not so sure I buy it. They never did find that turtle though.
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The Kevin Melsby (he had a different name) at our school allegedly ####ed a dog at a party.

Two things he did actually do were a) try to start mosh pits in the ante-room to the locker room while we were waiting after gym and b) hang brain out of his shorts, tell people "hey look at this", and then accuse people who looked of being homosexuals.

Sig updated btw.

 
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Good Posting Judge said:
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Frostillicus said:
But then I lost the turtle in the school courtyard somehow.
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This is worth exploring.
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See my other post regarding the fountain. I heard a rumor that Kevin Melsby found the turtle later and stomped it to death, but he seemed more like a loser than a sociopath so I'm not so sure I buy it. They never did find that turtle though.
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The Kevin Melsby (he had a different name) at our school allegedly ####ed a dog at a party.

Two things he did actually do were a) try to start mosh pits in the ante-room to the locker room while we were waiting after gym and b) hang brain out of his shorts, tell people "hey look at this", and then accuse people who looked of being homosexuals.

Sig updated btw.
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I'm being taken out of context.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Drifter said:
GroveDiesel said:
Just found out Amazon is opening a same day delivery distribution center in the town I live in. In.
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It's actually a Sort Center. More Next Day and Second Day stuff with final mile by the USPS. Next Day stuff has late midnight cutoffs though so it's close to Same Day but not quite. It will turn on Sunday and Holiday delivery for you as well.
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Huh. The local paper says it's a distribution center that will employ 300-500 seasonal employees to enable them to offer same day delivery to the Philly area.ETA: Might want to make sure your PR folks aren't getting bad info out there.
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Not really a distribution center either. No inventory.

Typically it's the media that misinterprets what their buildings are for, largely because they tend to be pretty secretive about what they are doing. While it's conceivable that this building will enable some type of same day promise at some point, that is not it's primary purpose.

 
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