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[shuke]

So our school district is probably going from an A/B/C/D/F grading system to 1/2/3 next year.

What the mother #### is this ####, Tanner?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related

 

[strykerpks]

Had cheese curds and Wisconsin beer tonight. Still need to get my brat on, but the night is young.

Whats on your agenda? I've got a pretty full weekend but not sure how long you're in town.

 

[kevzilla]

Get Donnell active!

 

[Osaurus]

Had cheese curds and Wisconsin beer tonight. Still need to get my brat on, but the night is young.

Whats on your agenda? I've got a pretty full weekend but not sure how long you're in town.

Pretty full schedule....leaving Monday. Going to Brewers game Saturday night. Never been in Miller Park. I am in Milwaukee often (with the exception of Beerhole dates apparently ) so maybe another time.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm at a trendy chic restaurant in El Floppo's trendy chic neighborhood. There's no door.

The entrance is in the back of a pawn shop. You literally have to walk through the pawn shop to get to it.

BUCKET LIST - pawn shop visit

Ah.... B&E. That's some good eats, and very trendy. And a block from chez floppo.

What's the occasion?

 

[T Bell]

Related

also related

 

[Annyong]

So our school district is probably going from an A/B/C/D/F grading system to 1/2/3 next year.

What the mother #### is this ####, Tanner?

Always wondered why "E" was left out

 

[cosjobs]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

 

[T Bell]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

He's so Jesus that the bat is nailed to his hand.

 

[Annyong]

Oh, Uni will appreciate this. I saw 7 dead mice in a 1 mile stretch on sidewalk today. All evenly spaced out too. Pretty strange.

You measured?

Kind of. I have a GPS watch so after I saw the first 3 I knew something was up.

 

[T Bell]

Oh, Uni will appreciate this. I saw 7 dead mice in a 1 mile stretch on sidewalk today. All evenly spaced out too. Pretty strange.

You measured?

Kind of. I have a GPS watch so after I saw the first 3 I knew something was up.

I'm willing to bet that the scientists and engineers who invented this technology did not foresee this particular application.

 

[Josie Maran]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

 

[T Bell]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

When he walks, they lay down palm branches in front of him on the way to first base.

 

[cosjobs]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

$30K-$58K

 

[El Floppo]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

Want.

 

[cosjobs]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

$30K-$58K

Maybe Krista will be my secret santa this year

 

[Ignoramus]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

Sounds like a nice potato casserole. And I'm cool with you liking it more than potato salad. But don't change its name and call it the same thing.

It's boiled potatoes with a dressing. That ain't a casserole, bub.

Sure. Served warm with capers just screams salad. :rollseyes:

So potato + mayonnaise = "salad" in cosworld but substitute olive oil (hey, what's mayonnaise made of?) and suddenly it's a casserole? Ok.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus saves! (the Yankees from David Robertson's abysmal outing)

 

[Ignoramus]

From my early Fanduel entry

Player Salary %Ownership

QB

RIVERS 8400 20

BREES 9200 16

RB

BROWN 6300 53

BELL 8800 26

MILLER 6900 19

MURRAY 9000 18

FORTE 8600 14

BRADSHAW 6100 11

WR

BROWN 8400 40

S SMITH 6100 21

COOKS 6200 19

NELSON 8300 19

EDELMAN 7200 17

J JONES 9100 17

CRABTREE 7000 15

TE

GRAHAM 8200 24

BENNETT 6000 12

GATES 5800 10

K

GRAHAM 5300 26

GOULD 4600 26

SUISHAM 4900 11

DEF

SAN DIEGO 5300 27

DETROIT 4700 16

PITTSHBURGH 4900 16

FALCONS 4700 10

 

[T Bell]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

That's pretty brilliant.

 

[cosjobs]

I've ditched the mayo-based potato salad and now make it with olive oil, capers and some fresh-chopped herbs. Serve warm.

Sounds like a nice potato casserole. And I'm cool with you liking it more than potato salad. But don't change its name and call it the same thing.

It's boiled potatoes with a dressing. That ain't a casserole, bub.

Sure. Served warm with capers just screams salad. :rollseyes:

So potato + mayonnaise = "salad" in cosworld but substitute olive oil (hey, what's mayonnaise made of?) and suddenly it's a casserole? Ok.

Nice straw man you culinary cretin. My objection was served warm with capers.

 

[Ignoramus]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

Dope.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I want this

gets really good at the 3 minute mark.

Dope.

Did you see the ghost?

 

[Frostillicus]

At what point do you pull the plug on a marriage? I mean, I love my wife and I actually like hanging out with her and talking about stuff and we both like the same activities and we have lots of great sex and she's a really good mom and a good wife and everything, but she just told me that she wanted to donate to some girl from her high school who had a stroke but the girl who was organizing it never got back to her and she wasn't able to donate so now her names not on the card and I know I'm going to hear about this every night for a week.

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

 

[T Bell]

At what point do you pull the plug on a marriage? I mean, I love my wife and I actually like hanging out with her and talking about stuff and we both like the same activities and we have lots of great sex and she's a really good mom and a good wife and everything, but she just told me that she wanted to donate to some girl from her high school who had a stroke but the girl who was organizing it never got back to her and she wasn't able to donate so now her names not on the card and I know I'm going to hear about this every night for a week.

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Earplugs?

 

[Frostillicus]

At what point do you pull the plug on a marriage? I mean, I love my wife and I actually like hanging out with her and talking about stuff and we both like the same activities and we have lots of great sex and she's a really good mom and a good wife and everything, but she just told me that she wanted to donate to some girl from her high school who had a stroke but the girl who was organizing it never got back to her and she wasn't able to donate so now her names not on the card and I know I'm going to hear about this every night for a week.

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Earplugs?

Actually I shouldn't complain. She has no problem with me pretty much blatantly ignoring her while she talks. Like right now, she's going on and on and I'm clearly not paying attention and typing but she's cool with just talking while I don't really listen. That's pretty cool I guess.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Silicon Valley > UrtW

####, that is a good call. 1a and 1b imo.

 

[T Bell]

At what point do you pull the plug on a marriage? I mean, I love my wife and I actually like hanging out with her and talking about stuff and we both like the same activities and we have lots of great sex and she's a really good mom and a good wife and everything, but she just told me that she wanted to donate to some girl from her high school who had a stroke but the girl who was organizing it never got back to her and she wasn't able to donate so now her names not on the card and I know I'm going to hear about this every night for a week.

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Earplugs?

Actually I shouldn't complain. She has no problem with me pretty much blatantly ignoring her while she talks. Like right now, she's going on and on and I'm clearly not paying attention and typing but she's cool with just talking while I don't really listen. That's pretty cool I guess.

It's pretty cool that you have your wife on Ignore. You must hate it when someone quotes her though.

 

[Frostillicus]

At what point do you pull the plug on a marriage? I mean, I love my wife and I actually like hanging out with her and talking about stuff and we both like the same activities and we have lots of great sex and she's a really good mom and a good wife and everything, but she just told me that she wanted to donate to some girl from her high school who had a stroke but the girl who was organizing it never got back to her and she wasn't able to donate so now her names not on the card and I know I'm going to hear about this every night for a week.

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Earplugs?

Actually I shouldn't complain. She has no problem with me pretty much blatantly ignoring her while she talks. Like right now, she's going on and on and I'm clearly not paying attention and typing but she's cool with just talking while I don't really listen. That's pretty cool I guess.

It's pretty cool that you have your wife on Ignore. You must hate it when someone quotes her though.

I don't ignore her all the time. Just when she talks about stupid stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

Like right now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Put her on speaker.

 

[Ignoramus]

Don't worry, Abe, I benched Desean for this game.

 

[Frostillicus]

Put her on speaker.

Pass

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Why would JJ Watt ever be at a grade school dance in full Texans uniform?

 

[Thorn]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

you no help me now, i say #### you jobu

 

[T Bell]

Why would Jameis Winston ever be at a grade school dance in full Texans uniform?

He was suspended for a game for behaving like an idiot and told not to attend?

 

[Frostillicus]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

you no help me now, i say #### you jobu

I can't believe you don't have that movie on DVD.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Quiet everyone, Jaws is breaking down film.

 

[kevzilla]

Enemies List:
Wisconsin
Rudy
Jon Rauch
Coldplay
Bread-and-butter pickles

Marv's Trailers

Lance Briggs

YSR

I'm almost afraid to ask...how did YSR get on the list?

 

[Frostillicus]

Enemies List:

Wisconsin

Rudy

Jon Rauch

Coldplay

Bread-and-butter pickles

Marv's Trailers

Lance Briggs

YSR

I'm almost afraid to ask...how did YSR get on the list?

She knows.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Cabin owner?

 

[cosjobs]

Why would JJ Watt ever be at a grade school dance in full Texans uniform?

Is this the Homeric question?

 

[Thorn]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

you no help me now, i say #### you jobu

I can't believe you don't have that movie on DVD.

Never got a box of crap from you. I blame you.

 

[Frostillicus]

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Cabin owner?

My parents are.

 

[Frostillicus]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

you no help me now, i say ###

I can't believe you don't have that movie on DVD.

Never got a box of crap from you. I blame you.

Send address. You're on the list.

I'm still owed two boxes of crap. You know who you are.

 

[Cabin Owner]

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Cabin owner?

My parents are.

Too poor to own one yourself. Loser.

 

[Frostillicus]

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Cabin owner?

My parents are.

Too poor to own one yourself. Loser.

Someday it will be mine. And then I can sell it.