GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[bluemagic]

Hi happy people!!!

We caught a break in the karma department. Miss' boss wants to start up a second division of his ad company on the west coast. He wants to go there to fire it up and he asked Miss to step up to be the boss in Toronto...and if it works, she will be full time VP. :crossingfingers:

Also, many thanks for the TPWs, PMs and texts.

 

[strykerpks]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Meh. He can't hit the curve.

you no help me now, i say ###

I can't believe you don't have that movie on DVD.

Never got a box of crap from you. I blame you.

Send address. You're on the list.

I'm still owed two boxes of crap. You know who you are.

I"ll get to it

 

[strykerpks]

Hi happy people!!!

We caught a break in the karma department. Miss' boss wants to start up a second division of his ad company on the west coast. He wants to go there to fire it up and he asked Miss to step up to be the boss in Toronto...and if it works, she will be full time VP. :crossingfingers:

Also, many thanks for the TPWs, PMs and texts.

Awesome to hear. Gllll

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe I'll take the kids to the cabin this weekend.

Cabin owner?

My parents are.

Too poor to own one yourself. Loser.

You tell 'em.

 

[bluemagic]

Hi happy people!!!

We caught a break in the karma department. Miss' boss wants to start up a second division of his ad company on the west coast. He wants to go there to fire it up and he asked Miss to step up to be the boss in Toronto...and if it works, she will be full time VP. :crossingfingers:

Also, many thanks for the TPWs, PMs and texts.

Awesome to hear. Gllll

Thanks, GB. Miss has gone through a lot and this is a bright light.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hi happy people!!!

We caught a break in the karma department. Miss' boss wants to start up a second division of his ad company on the west coast. He wants to go there to fire it up and he asked Miss to step up to be the boss in Toronto...and if it works, she will be full time VP. :crossingfingers:

Also, many thanks for the TPWs, PMs and texts.

rules

 

[krista4]

k4> looks like Dr. Nympho may be joining us for wednesday.

We'll have a great time.

I don't have to sleep with her or anything, do I?

My Dad loves flying about as much as YRS

I don't know if this means he loves flying as much as he loves YRS, or he loves flying as much as YRS does. It matters.

 

[bluemagic]

I don't have to sleep with her or anything, do I?

The answer to this is always yes. I don't care what the question is.

 

[krista4]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

 

[bluemagic]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

No offense intended but put the computer down and enjoy her company. You barely sleep as it is so work while she's asleep.

 

[krista4]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

No offense intended but put the computer down and enjoy her company. You barely sleep as it is so work while she's asleep.

Yep, I have worked while she was asleep, five hours last night. I took four hours away with her from 12-4 today. The price to pay for that is that I'm going to have to respond to the people who've been waiting for me all that time.

 

[the rover]

k4> looks like Dr. Nympho may be joining us for wednesday.

We'll have a great time.

I don't have to sleep with her or anything, do I?

I don't think anything is mandatory, but that doesn't mean anything is off the table...

 

[krista4]

k4> looks like Dr. Nympho may be joining us for wednesday.

We'll have a great time.

I don't have to sleep with her or anything, do I?

I don't think anything is mandatory, but that doesn't mean anything is off the table...

I look forward to meeting her. I'll try to resist the temptation.

Outside of this, we also need to get Drifter and 'ninja (where the hell are they?) together as well sometime soon.

 

[bluemagic]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

No offense intended but put the computer down and enjoy her company. You barely sleep as it is so work while she's asleep.

Yep, I have worked while she was asleep, five hours last night. I took four hours away with her from 12-4 today. The price to pay for that is that I'm going to have to respond to the people who've been waiting for me all that time.

I'll back away and shut up now.

 

[bluemagic]

Just in case a certain GMTAN guy has a birthday today...feel free to make a wish and blow me.

Happy BD, GB.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Follow folks still owe for GMTAN leeeeege

YSR/Annyong
Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky
Guster/Zooks
Homer/Frosty

 

[gianmarco]

Do any of you know how to cook toilet paper?

Spoiler

Brown it on one side and throw it in the pot!!1!

 

[Tiger Fan]

GM - trying a veggie version of my red beans and rice recipe in the crock pot today. will let you know how it turns out

 

[cosjobs]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

It was an acronym Mother of MrKrista

 

[Osaurus]

Seriously forgot how pretty the changing leaves are. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/23732a27704460e8b924b6d6ea7e37b5_zps3f9c06e0.jpg

 

[cosjobs]

Seriously forgot how pretty the changing leaves are. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/23732a27704460e8b924b6d6ea7e37b5_zps3f9c06e0.jpg

Did truck's mother steal his log in?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

 

[cosjobs]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

 

[krista4]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

It was an acronym Mother of MrKrista

Do you know the difference between a stepmother and a mother-in-law?

 

[Annyong]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Yeah ya do

 

[Foosball God]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

How many years of hell bliss has it been?

 

[cosjobs]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

It was an acronym Mother of MrKrista

Do you know the difference between a stepmother and a mother-in-law?

Dammit. And i was so proud remembering your pseudo mother person loved sports and jesus

 

[krista4]

Quiet, everyone. Jesus is at bat with the bases loaded.

Sounds like something Krista's mom would really enjoy

I don't want to sound mean, but this is very important...it is my stepmother who loves minor-league baseball and Jesus, not my mother. We don't share any DNA. She is as lovely and kind a person as I know, so I don't want to seem like I'm distancing myself, but the mom/stepmom distinction is pretty damn important to those of us with both.

Things are going well so far with her in town, despite the ####ty weather and despite the fact that I'm buried with work, which I'm trying to do before and after and in-between entertaining her, but it's hard especially because she says she is perfectly happy just watching (for instance) football tonight while I work but then she chatters and chatters and damn well chatters at me while I'm working until about my 86th "uhhh-huhhh" while looking at my computer and trying to type. But just one more full day tomorrow and then we'll be free for a few days until Mr. krista's parents come in town and it all starts again.

Hell, it's better having family visit than not having them visit, so I'm really not complaining. It's just a lot of time commitment and stress at the moment. Probably the sex with Dr. Nympho will help me relax.

It was an acronym Mother of MrKrista

Do you know the difference between a stepmother and a mother-in-law?

Dammit. And i was so proud remembering your pseudo mother person loved sports and jesus

Oh, it really was a funny post; I should have made that clear.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Seriously forgot how pretty the changing leaves are. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/23732a27704460e8b924b6d6ea7e37b5_zps3f9c06e0.jpg

Did truck's mother steal his log in?

Truck?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

I'm the worst at this. Gllll

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

How many years of hell bliss has it been?

106 17

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Yeah ya do

:flex:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

 

[cosjobs]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.

 

[cosjobs]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.

Upgrade the shower hardware in your bathroom.

Get one of those towel racks that heat your bath towels.

New, high end bath towels

 

[Sammy3469]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

How many years of hell bliss has it been?

106 17

According to etiquette, furniture is the modern gift that is acceptable to give a couple who have been married 17 years. If you're choosing a gift for a couple, small home decor accents like a vase in yellow or turquoise is ideal, as well as throw pillows, throw blankets or decorative wall hangings in these colors. Pieces of furniture made from quality materials, such as a new dining room table made from mahogany or a lamp that features gold or fine crystal are great anniversary presents for the couple to present to each other. An antique furniture piece can make an ideal gift, especially if the item is a family heirloom or a furniture piece that your spouse has been wanting to collect

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.

Yeah, like maybe an ice sculpture of that Polish guy he mentioned, in the nude on horseback, with mojitos firing out of the cack(his or the horse's, her choice).

That's practical...in a certain context.

 

[cosjobs]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.

Yeah, like maybe an ice sculpture of that Polish guy he mentioned, in the nude on horseback, with mojitos firing out of the cack(his or the horse's, her choice).

That's practical...in a certain context.

Or a pond that has one of those little boy statues peeing water in it

 

[Foosball God]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

How many years of hell bliss has it been?

106 17

Scenic hot air balloon ride?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

Buy her a year of Sirius for her car.

She already has it, and she wants to cancel because she never uses it.

My biggest problem, really, is that she's too damn practical. Which is great like 360 days of the year. But then Casimir Pulaski day comes along and WTF are you supposed to do?

Hire a landscaper to come put in some nice little feature in your yard.

Euphemism?

 

[Abraham]

I don't feel like being at work. So I'm going for a walk around downtown Austin for a while. Back later.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jelly of the Month Club?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't feel like being at work. So I'm going for a walk around downtown Austin for a while. Back later.

Keep Austin Weird, bro!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jelly of the Month Club?

But I can't jelly my di... uh, n/m.

Good suggestion imo.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Bobby sac, weekend getaway

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I used to be really good at this anniversary/birthday/arbor day gift bull####, but damn if I'm not awful at gifts these days. We agreed not to do any gifts for anniversary this year, but there's no way in hell I'm getting caught in that trap. So, I've about 12 hours to come up with something. That's an eternity, so it should probably be something good. I'd say I'm shooting for something small, but I think I've already got that part covered. Something not overly-expensive. Ideas I might not think of on my own?

some of Mrs SLB's old jewelry?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bobby sac, weekend getaway

That's sort of why I'm scrambling a bit. We were headed to Napa. We had to cancel because of her dad's health (They were watching our kid).

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Take her to one of those wine and paint a picture places

 

[BobbyLayne]

Follow folks still owe for GMTAN leeeeege

YSR/Annyong

Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky

Guster/Zooks

Homer/Frosty

LMK if you need an outside collection agency. I know a guy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Take her to one of those wine and paint a picture places

I want to give her a gift; not grow my own vagina.