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Watching some odd "comedy" on whatever channel. I don't think it's possible to be more PC. Gay dads, about some kid adopted from China, Comulbian 2nd wifes with grown kids, dumb people, working moms, blabla bla... I think I will rewatch the merseyside derby instead, despite the ####### toffees.

eta: spell check

 
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and vodka tonic because why not when gin was gone... thedn vodka ginger when tonic dried up...
Charv: You know these guys?
Very intressant, särskilt the rupture point and how the vattenmelon splits in två bitar, with the överdelen going up like a jävla kanon.
Google translate rules: "especially the rupture point and how the watermelon splits into two pieces , with the top part going up like a ####### cannon ."

 
and vodka tonic because why not when gin was gone... thedn vodka ginger when tonic dried up...
Charv: You know these guys?
Very intressant, särskilt the rupture point and how the vattenmelon splits in två bitar, with the överdelen going up like a jävla kanon.
Google translate rules: "especially the rupture point and how the watermelon splits into two pieces , with the top part going up like a ####### cannon ."
ditt ansikte är en jävla kanon

 
and vodka tonic because why not when gin was gone... thedn vodka ginger when tonic dried up...
Based upon a few unpleasant experiences, gin just doesn't mix with other alcohols. I mean, you're not supposed to do much mixing anyway, but some are more forgiving than others and gin is one jealous ##### that doesn't like to share.

God help you.

 
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Should I murder a 19 year old? Not sure that would fly. I've got about 1/3 of the box full but want to hook you up with some stuff to take Wisconsin off your enemy list

PS K4 how was the chorizo?
I like beef jerky, booze, and t-shirts. But no Badger or Packer stuff. I'll really take anything else. I like stuff.

 
Should I murder a 19 year old? Not sure that would fly. I've got about 1/3 of the box full but want to hook you up with some stuff to take Wisconsin off your enemy list

PS K4 how was the chorizo?
I like beef jerky, booze, and t-shirts. But no Badger or Packer stuff. I'll really take anything else. I like stuff.
I dont have movies. Sorry. I have most of the other stuff

 
So we had a staff meeting at my joint last week and one of the biggest things was that we can't drink behind the bar anymore. Sure, we can still do shots with people and stuff, but no more pouring yourself giant cocktails all night long (ahem PJ) or pounding beers every ten minutes (ahem also PJ).

Long story short, we were all threatened with being fired less than a week ago, and 4 out of the 5 bartenders tonight were completely sh#thammered by last call. :banned:

Meanwhile we all had a blast, made some good money, and absolutely killed behind the bar. Honestly, the best bars are always the ones where the bartenders are drinking along with everyone else.

 
So we had a staff meeting at my joint last week and one of the biggest things was that we can't drink behind the bar anymore. Sure, we can still do shots with people and stuff, but no more pouring yourself giant cocktails all night long (ahem PJ) or pounding beers every ten minutes (ahem also PJ).

Long story short, we were all threatened with being fired less than a week ago, and 4 out of the 5 bartenders tonight were completely sh#thammered by last call. :banned:

Meanwhile we all had a blast, made some good money, and absolutely killed behind the bar. Honestly, the best bars are always the ones where the bartenders are drinking along with everyone else.
I worked better behind the bar when I was buzzed - not hammered, just buzzed.

 
So we had a staff meeting at my joint last week and one of the biggest things was that we can't drink behind the bar anymore. Sure, we can still do shots with people and stuff, but no more pouring yourself giant cocktails all night long (ahem PJ) or pounding beers every ten minutes (ahem also PJ).

Long story short, we were all threatened with being fired less than a week ago, and 4 out of the 5 bartenders tonight were completely sh#thammered by last call. :banned:

Meanwhile we all had a blast, made some good money, and absolutely killed behind the bar. Honestly, the best bars are always the ones where the bartenders are drinking along with everyone else.
I worked better behind the bar when I was buzzed - not hammered, just buzzed.
Without a doubt.

And btw, g'morning buddy. :hey:

 
So we had a staff meeting at my joint last week and one of the biggest things was that we can't drink behind the bar anymore. Sure, we can still do shots with people and stuff, but no more pouring yourself giant cocktails all night long (ahem PJ) or pounding beers every ten minutes (ahem also PJ).

Long story short, we were all threatened with being fired less than a week ago, and 4 out of the 5 bartenders tonight were completely sh#thammered by last call. :banned:

Meanwhile we all had a blast, made some good money, and absolutely killed behind the bar. Honestly, the best bars are always the ones where the bartenders are drinking along with everyone else.
I worked better behind the bar when I was buzzed - not hammered, just buzzed.
Without a doubt.

And btw, g'morning buddy. :hey:
What's up, my brother?

 
mrs. bf: do you have any allegra?

me: no. i have some zyrtec, is that just as good?

mrs. bf: it is but it makes you tired.

Me: ok. I have some zyrtec, is that just as good?

Mrs. Bf: it is but it makes you tired.

Me: i have some zyrtec, would you like some?

Mrs. Bf: no, i dont need to be tired.

Me: ok then.

Mrs. Bf: (rifling through purse) can you call my cell phone? (Walks into bedroom)

Me: ok. (Hear ringing in her purse) its in your purse.

She's neat.

 
Well, yesterday was something. "Fell asleep" on the couch around 10 after starting drinking in the morning.

Soccer game 2 is on tap for Yuke this afternoon. Hopeful that it will be less dramatic but not confident.

 

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