GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

ok- this morning in the elevator up to my office, I start chit-chatting with an older fella about riding citi-bikes (bike sharing here in NYC). tells me he's twenty years past doing that, which of course elicits the expected "no, no- you look great" comments from me.

him- no, really- I've gotta be at least twenty years older than you

me- what -shocked- you're in your 90s?!

him- huh... I mean, you're in your 50s right? I'm in my 70s- I can't do it.

I'm 46. FORTY SIX.

so I punched him in his fat, stupid geriatric yaw, knocking him over and breaking his stupid old hip.

 

[Thorn]

Rockaction is what goes on in his head while he's thinking, amirite?

I used to read his posts 3 or 4 times and come up empty. Now I give it one shot and if it doesn't compute, I move on. Reads like a poor man's wikkid pissa.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

not Trivia Crack

Yeah, so many crappy questions.

Game is easy though...except for those stupid history questions

I've come across more vague/poorly worded/crappy questions in the History category than any of the others. I wonder why.

 

[Thorn]

not Trivia Crack

Yeah, so many crappy questions.

Game is easy though...except for those stupid history questions

I've come across more vague/poorly worded/crappy questions in the History category than any of the others. I wonder why.

Did you ever officially give shuke credit for noticing the flaw in your final Jeopardy question where it wasn't clear what a decade was? You know, thereby giving you a second chance to go on the show?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What's our take on Egg Salad here?

Delicious.

Funny. I loved making myself eggs. Fried, scrambled. over easy whatever LOVE THEM.

Hate Egg Salad and Deviled.

That's because mayo is deviljizz

 

[Sammy3469]

I hate airlines...somehow it's much cheaper to book 3 people in two different bookings as opposed to one booking for the 3 of us.

 

[kevzilla]

ok- this morning in the elevator up to my office, I start chit-chatting with an older fella about riding citi-bikes (bike sharing here in NYC). tells me he's twenty years past doing that, which of course elicits the expected "no, no- you look great" comments from me.

him- no, really- I've gotta be at least twenty years older than you

me- what -shocked- you're in your 90s?!

him- huh... I mean, you're in your 50s right? I'm in my 70s- I can't do it.

I'm 46. FORTY SIX.

so I punched him in his fat, stupid geriatric yaw, knocking him over and breaking his stupid old hip.

I regret to inform you that it's all downhill from here.

 

[mr roboto]

Wait you either insinuated that he looked to be in his 90s or that you are in you 70s. I'm confused.

 

[El Floppo]

Wait you either insinuated that he looked to be in his 90s or that you are in you 70s. I'm confused.

I was inferring that I was in my 70s- which up until that ####### elevator ride, should have been an apparent and distinct impossibility.

 

[Sammy3469]

Wait you either insinuated that he looked to be in his 90s or that you are in you 70s. I'm confused.

I was inferring that I was in my 70s- which up until that ####### elevator ride, should have been an apparent and distinct impossibility.

Broken Hips don't lie

 

[El Floppo]

posing as hitler usually goes well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

Contemporary of yours?

 

[gianmarco]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

Contemporary of yours?

No, a student.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

 

[gianmarco]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

Of course not. I did plenty of research when we bought our dutch oven.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

D III nobody calls out Indy's Pat McAfee on twitter...then deletes his account.

Apparently this was in response to McAfee joking about getting to play in the SB because of the Pats cheating.

Turd farmer from Mass. takes offense and says (in Lunkheadese) that he will come to McAfee's house and beat him up...because he's just a kicker.

DIII kid 5'7 200

McAfee 6'1 240

McAfee also replied "@mike_gomes63 If I was to play at Worcester State.. The program would read Pat McAfee- P/K/QB/WR/OL/LB/TE/S/CB/DL/Coach"

 

[El Floppo]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

I worked for him. I've got stories.

 

[El Floppo]

btw... this is important... where does Tanner student/Brady-neice weigh in on all fo this?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

No. The joke was easily made without knowing who the hell he is.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

I worked for him. I've got stories.

Your face is a facade.

 

[El Floppo]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

No. The joke was easily made without knowing who the hell he is.

cuz he's really, really old.

 

[El Floppo]

him- hI'm in my 70s

Did he know Le Corbusier?

I worked for him. I've got stories.

Your face is a facade.

a really, really old one apparently.

 

[UOFI_316]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

Who cares about some old Architect, City Planning is where its at.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Apparently there are a lot more people reading the FFA than I thought:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/7-2-million-americans-hiding-050451346.html

 

[Limp Ditka]

There's a soulless ginger on the train. She has wavy, nowhere near curly, hair in a bad 80s, feathered :style:

She's currently combing her hair with an afro pick

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is she reading Vonnegut?

 

[fdas2]

There's a soulless ginger on the train. She has wavy, nowhere near curly, hair in a bad 80s, feathered :style:

She's currently combing her hair with an afro pick

pics, #######.

 

[El Floppo]

Is she reading Vonnegut?

catcher in the eye, no?

 

[Limp Ditka]

There's a soulless ginger on the train. She has wavy, nowhere near curly, hair in a bad 80s, feathered :style:

She's currently combing her hair with an afro pick

pics, #######.

She's done now and 3 people filled up the seats between us, but I'll see what I can do

Important addition, the pick was neon green

 

[Limp Ditka]

Think I saw a copy of Tiger Beat with Kirk Cameron on the cover

 

[Idiot Boxer]

There's a soulless ginger on the train. She has wavy, nowhere near curly, hair in a bad 80s, feathered :style:

She's currently combing her hair with an afro pick

pics, #######.

She's done now and 3 people filled up the seats between us, but I'll see what I can doImportant addition, the pick was neon green

f'n manspreaders

 

[ScottNorwood]

Think I saw a copy of Tiger Beat with Kirk Cameron on the cover

Oh hai

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Both of you had to google Le Corbusier, didn't you?

Who cares about some old Architect, City Planning is where its at.

He did that too.

 

[Thorn]

I said I would stop but I lied. Some of my posts got trimmed so I guess only super serious #hottakes are allowed. Latest highlights include someone triple checking the math, rockaction quoting a post from a poster he has on ignore to say he assumes they had something moronic to add, and koya saying the Pats are the Barry Bonds of the NFL.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I said I would stop but I lied. Some of my posts got trimmed so I guess only super serious #hottakes are allowed. Latest highlights include rockaction quoting a post from a poster he has on ignore to say he assumes they had something moronic to add

Not really a highlight imo.When you quote #### like that just leaves more crap to clean up later.

 

[Thorn]

I said I would stop but I lied. Some of my posts got trimmed so I guess only super serious #hottakes are allowed. Latest highlights include rockaction quoting a post from a poster he has on ignore to say he assumes they had something moronic to add

Not really a highlight imo.

Just trying to imagine that scenario made me laugh. I know someone annoys me, so I take advantage of the ignore function. Then, when they post in a thread I am passionate about, I don't read the post from the annoying person, but I do quote the "you have chosen to ignore" message, and I add that I assume they are still being a moron, just to really stick it to them. Simple things for simple minds, I guess.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Should have disqualified them at halftime and embarrassed them in front of the entire world.

As it stands now.... The Pats will get away with yet another shady violation and if they win the Super Bowl, it will all be worth it again and won't stop them from cheating again in the future.

ETA:



rjv, on 21 Jan 2015 - 10:23 AM, said:



I understand the silliness of the situation and joelousy of the matter BUT a rule is a rule. Bottom line the Pats broke a rule once again and I think the penalty is going to be severe. Possible BB being suspended all of next year possibly. The other owners are probably blowing up Goodells phone as we speak about this, and after the Rice situation and how Goodell screwed that up and almost lost his job, I believe the league will it just over look this and have the pats pay severely

Should probably use the coming weekend to have a playoff between the two teams the Pats beat to see who should actually go to the SB.

TCU, IMO.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Never Forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k83qLX1Q3-Y

 

[El Floppo]

 

[El Floppo]

I want to see the cricket again

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Never Forget.

OMG how have I never seen that before?

 

[heckmanm]

Never Forget.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Apparently the Vajankle is a thing: http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/sex-feet--vajankle-sex-toy--foot-######-ankle-0_5yhxhf1bprcj

NSFW. Or anything else really.

 

[shuke]

Never Forget.

It seems to appear in the sidebar of every other video I post. I think this was from 1982, based on the video quality.

 

[shuke]

not Trivia Crack

Yeah, so many crappy questions.

Game is easy though...except for those stupid history questions

I've come across more vague/poorly worded/crappy questions in the History category than any of the others. I wonder why.

Did you ever officially give shuke credit for noticing the flaw in your final Jeopardy question where it wasn't clear what a decade was? You know, thereby giving you a second chance to go on the show?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

not Trivia Crack

Yeah, so many crappy questions.

Game is easy though...except for those stupid history questions

I've come across more vague/poorly worded/crappy questions in the History category than any of the others. I wonder why.

Did you ever officially give shuke credit for noticing the flaw in your final Jeopardy question where it wasn't clear what a decade was? You know, thereby giving you a second chance to go on the show?

pretty sure I did.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Monetarily?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Monetarily?

No.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Monetarily?