GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[bentley]

Found a bar between my office and work that sells dollar pearl can beer during happy hour. So that's good. But the TUP news really sucks. Bad.

Between your office and work you say?

Watching Tucker Carlson speak at a private event with a bunch of Tea Party type elected officials. Not sure how I got here but there's an open bar.

 

[Abraham]

Meant to say between work and the train station.

 

[bentley]

Tucker Carlson has an insane amount of hair.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Couldn't get into Boston today

Some people get tricky and say you have to start with Don't Look Back, but hand it to Lynch/just listen to the self-titled album.

Look, I'm worried about clock management here.

 

[krista4]

Found a bar between my office and work that sells dollar pearl can beer during happy hour. So that's good. But the TUP news really sucks. Bad.

Between your office and work you say?

Watching Tucker Carlson speak at a private event with a bunch of Tea Party type elected officials. Not sure how I got here but there's an open bar.

There is no amount of booze worth that.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Found a bar between my office and work that sells dollar pearl can beer during happy hour. So that's good. But the TUP news really sucks. Bad.

Between your office and work you say?

Watching Tucker Carlson speak at a private event with a bunch of Tea Party type elected officials. Not sure how I got here but there's an open bar.

I've met him too, in Washington a number of years back. This was pre-Tea Party.

Sounds like the open bar is a good idea.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Tucker Carlson has an insane amount of hair.

Full nut sack hair transplant - well known.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I need to be nicer to people around here.

 

[kevzilla]

I need to be nicer to people around here.

We know you're actually a nice guy, GB. Come to Vegashole and we'll take over the Sigma Derby machine at the D.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I need to be nicer to people around here.

We know you're actually a nice guy, GB. Come to Vegashole and we'll take over the Sigma Derby machine at the D.

That thing still there? I haven't been there since March of last year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to cheer myself up...

such smooth

HA-ha

Sorry

 

[krista4]

Going to cheer myself up...

such smooth

 

[cosjobs]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

 

[Zow]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc.

All-in-one if you ask me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

 

[Zow]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this

sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs. Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

Will check it out.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

You know I'm your man, cos. Just look at DTTEE - I've managed the #### out of that thing. Why won't it die?

 

[krista4]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

kev, please add to Vegashole agenda. kthx

 

[Zow]

Dates again of vegas hole? My wife is filling out weekends quickly.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

kev, please add to Vegashole agenda. kthx

Great game to play while sipping a giant drink from La Bayou.

 

[krista4]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

kev, please add to Vegashole agenda. kthx

Great game to play while sipping a giant drink from La Bayou.

Neck drink?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

kev, please add to Vegashole agenda. kthx

Great game to play while sipping a giant drink from La Bayou.

Neck drink?

Of course

 

[kevzilla]

Dates again of vegas hole? My wife is filling out weekends quickly.

First weekend of April, includes Final Four.

Sigma Derby is a ball, if descended upon by a large, drunken group.

 

[krista4]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

kev, please add to Vegashole agenda. kthx

Great game to play while sipping a giant drink from La Bayou.

Neck drink?

Of course

 

[cosjobs]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

You know I'm your man, cos. Just look at DTTEE - I've managed the #### out of that thing. Why won't it die?

Let's talk. I need to start investing before I blow all my money on motorcycles and football squares.

sigh

I remember a day when I could have blown my fortune MUCH more effectively on coke and whores.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/j_iMtsRC9-prHMTtWcthKw/348s.jpg

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dates again of vegas hole? My wife is filling out weekends quickly.

How's the leash?

 

[Zow]

Dates again of vegas hole? My wife is filling out weekends quickly.

How's the leash?

Same as day one.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

You know I'm your man, cos. Just look at DTTEE - I've managed the #### out of that thing. Why won't it die?

Let's talk. I need to start investing before I blow all my money on motorcycles and football squares.

sigh

I remember a day when I could have blown my fortune MUCH more effectively on coke and whores.

I always wanted a benefactor. You can be the Engels to my Marx - I'll get started on that beard.

 

[cosjobs]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

You know I'm your man, cos. Just look at DTTEE - I've managed the #### out of that thing. Why won't it die?

Let's talk. I need to start investing before I blow all my money on motorcycles and football squares.

sigh

I remember a day when I could have blown my fortune MUCH more effectively on coke and whores.

The member Jethro Q. Walrustitty cannot receive any new messages

 

[cosjobs]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

You know I'm your man, cos. Just look at DTTEE - I've managed the #### out of that thing. Why won't it die?

Let's talk. I need to start investing before I blow all my money on motorcycles and football squares.

sigh

I remember a day when I could have blown my fortune MUCH more effectively on coke and whores.

I always wanted a benefactor. You can be the Engels to my Marx - I'll get started on that beard.

Can you cultivate purple oyster mushrooms or distill organic potato vodka?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good to see Tittah back in here.

 

[UniAlias]

Flight booked for DerbyHole.

Would have loved to make VegasHole too, but Vegas can be a dark place for me. A lot easier to manage that type of stuff with horses compared to 24 hour blackjack and craps tables. Just need to make sure not to mistake the betting slips in my pocket for random trash and toss them before the race this year.

I never interacted directly with TUP on here, but have felt pretty bummed all day like I'm sure many others have. As that thread progressed to all the great stories and pictures from past cornholes it reminded me of how special the few I've been lucky enough to attend really were. Pretty amazing how this place has brought together so many great people and positively affected so many lives.

 

[cosjobs]

Tanner, know who this is?

http://www.mergernetwork.com/for-sale/commercial-bakery-with-real-estate-included/363307.htm

 

[proninja]

I have a number of business ideas I would love to fund if I could find the right people to operate them: Drug/alcohol rehab, mushroom farming, distillery, etc. What I would like to do is find talented qualified people to bring in as minority partners to run the operation I design and bankroll. How would I go about finding such people? Even if it was to just hire them as employees, I cannot seem to find a way to locate who I'm looking for. You'd think with the internet and everything it would be easier.

Distillery, huh? I live in a region where craft booze sells and am underemployed...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Had to buy the wife NKOTB tickets last night

 

[Abraham]

I need to be nicer to people around here.

I will be in Bakersfield next month. Let's start there....

 

[belljr]

I was asked to serve on the board of our town softball league. Not sure I want to do it, the meeting last night was brutal. You lawyer types ruin everything!!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I was asked to serve on the board of our town softball league. Not sure I want to do it, the meeting last night was brutal. You lawyer types ruin everything!!!

Ban the Miken Freak.

 

[belljr]

I was asked to serve on the board of our town softball league. Not sure I want to do it, the meeting last night was brutal. You lawyer types ruin everything!!!

Ban the Miken Freak.

It's girls youth softball. Already banned

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I was asked to serve on the board of our town softball league. Not sure I want to do it, the meeting last night was brutal. You lawyer types ruin everything!!!

Ban the Miken Freak.

It's girls youth softball. Already banned

Wise. That will keep Peens from playing.

 

[T Bell]

Best newspaper photo ever.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Flight booked for DerbyHole.

Would have loved to make VegasHole too, but Vegas can be a dark place for me. A lot easier to manage that type of stuff with horses compared to 24 hour blackjack and craps tables. Just need to make sure not to mistake the betting slips in my pocket for random trash and toss them before the race this year.

I never interacted directly with TUP on here, but have felt pretty bummed all day like I'm sure many others have. As that thread progressed to all the great stories and pictures from past cornholes it reminded me of how special the few I've been lucky enough to attend really were. Pretty amazing how this place has brought together so many great people and positively affected so many lives.

Luff yew!

 

[Guster]

Flight booked for DerbyHole.

Would have loved to make VegasHole too, but Vegas can be a dark place for me. A lot easier to manage that type of stuff with horses compared to 24 hour blackjack and craps tables. Just need to make sure not to mistake the betting slips in my pocket for random trash and toss them before the race this year.

I never interacted directly with TUP on here, but have felt pretty bummed all day like I'm sure many others have. As that thread progressed to all the great stories and pictures from past cornholes it reminded me of how special the few I've been lucky enough to attend really were. Pretty amazing how this place has brought together so many great people and positively affected so many lives.

YES!!!!!!

 

[shuke]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

Are you serious? Awesome.

 

[shuke]

Flight booked for DerbyHole.

#### yea

 

[shuke]

Jethro, spots still open for cakeleague.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Staying at the D this weekend. What is this sigma derby machine you speak of?

Upstairs (2nd floor casino). Old school mechanical horsey racing game.

Are you serious? Awesome.

Pretty sure there's one of these at the California upstairs too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

those mechanical horse racing games are everywhere, no?

I know I've played at MGM Grand, and also at some casino in Tahoe.