GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

pron ads are ridiculous (semi NSFW)

Would smash.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That's a kick ### gingerbread man blouse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

pron ads are ridiculous (semi NSFW)

Would smash.

Her dead husband?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

pron ads are ridiculous (semi NSFW)

Would smash.

Her dead husband?

Would need pics.

 

[Ignoramus]

The good news in no particular order:

The CFO smokes cigs

Everybody is a drunk including head of HR (this is pretty common in this industry)

The CEO told me personally that they were going to go out of their way to make me happy

I got a couple of free sandwiches

They "buddied" everybody up with somebody, they put me with the #1 producer there

Some of the other sales reps confirmed you NEVER have to go to the office if you don't want to

They are giving me an office instead of a cube

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So I was listening to 90s on 9 this morning and O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature came on

I always thought this stood for Other People's ##### but as I was listening to the lyrics I became quite Shuked

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

But then you have

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

So ##### and Penis is what you would deduce, but then you have the First Two Letters are the same lyric...madness I tell you

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Abraham]

First two letters = The O and the first P. He refers to "the last" letter, a P initially, is now something different. Which creates another mystery if it isn't a P

 

[Guster]

So I was listening to 90s on 9 this morning and O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature came on

I always thought this stood for Other People's ##### but as I was listening to the lyrics I became quite Shuked

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

But then you have

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

So ##### and Penis is what you would deduce, but then you have the First Two Letters are the same lyric...madness I tell you

link

 

[belljr]

SPONGEBOB 7pm TONIGHT!!!

 

[Ignoramus]

So I was listening to 90s on 9 this morning and O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature came on

I always thought this stood for Other People's ##### but as I was listening to the lyrics I became quite Shuked

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

But then you have

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

So ##### and Penis is what you would deduce, but then you have the First Two Letters are the same lyric...madness I tell you

Spoiler

"The first two letters" refers to the O and the P. The last P is what is different.

 

[belljr]

So I was listening to 90s on 9 this morning and O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature came on

I always thought this stood for Other People's ##### but as I was listening to the lyrics I became quite Shuked

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

But then you have

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

So ##### and Penis is what you would deduce, but then you have the First Two Letters are the same lyric...madness I tell you

link

He's messing with us right? RIGHT!

 

[Osaurus]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

 

[heckmanm]

Checking in from BBW. It was tasty.

There's someone for everybody. Good for you.

 

[heckmanm]

SPONGEBOB 7pm TONIGHT!!!

I wish I smoked pot so I could go to this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

SPONGEBOB 7pm TONIGHT!!!

I wish I smoked pot so I could go to this.

What's keeping ya, gb?

 

[Annyong]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Really? I give them a little more credit than that.

 

[T Bell]

Testers are out

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'll see myself out

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Also stands for property.

 

[Frostillicus]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

What'd you go with?

I was doing work on my iPad while I ate so I didn't want my hands to get all messy. I had the tenders with the Asian Zing sauce on the side. Nice and simple.

Asian Zing is a solid top 3 sauce. Good choice, imo.

Eh...mid tier sauce at best

spicy garlic

Thai curry

Hot

Mango Habenero

Hot bbq

Caribbean jerk

Parmesan garlic

Asian Zing

No. It's spicy garlic, mango habanero, asian zing, and then the rest. Everyone knows that.

 

[Frostillicus]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

 

[Osaurus]

I would not consider myself fancy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Checking in from BWW. It was tasty.

I meant to post this a few days ago, text 3148800808 to get a free appetizer from BW3. If you don't have to put a message in the text but if you write something funny about having sex with Doug that can be read over the radio, you could win 2 Wherenberg movie tickets. Just make sure you sign your FFA name so I can laugh.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I know some of you guys live in weird places like Minnesota or The South but if you don't have access to Jets deep dish pizza you should strongly consider moving to somewhere that does

 

[mr roboto]

I know some of you guys live in weird places like Minnesota or The South but if you don't have access to Jets deep dish pizza you should strongly consider moving to somewhere that does

You mean pizza casserole right?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

No no this isn't like the abominable Chicago style...this is the Detroit/Sicilian style

 

[fdas2]

Not hating on BWW, but to me it feels like a fast food place masquerading as a sit down place with TVs everywhere.

ETA: With alcohol

Some fancy people hate it because they get get giant ostrich sized wings with super great sauces at their mystery local joint. I love it.

First time I ever went into a BWW, in Kokomo Indiana, they had a $0.50 drumstick special. I ordered a dozen in a variety of sauces. They brought me 12 full size chicken drumsticks, not wings.

Actually true.

 

[fdas2]

I know some of you guys live in weird places like Minnesota or The South but if you don't have access to Jets deep dish pizza you should strongly consider moving to somewhere that does

Plot twist: We have Jet's in the south, and it's much much better than the other chain pizza joints.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I need to retry Jets. Seemed pretty meh to me.

 

[bostonfred]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

 

[fdas2]

I need to retry Jets. Seemed pretty meh to me.

The deep dish is pretty tasty. Never tried any other crust

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I need to retry Jets. Seemed pretty meh to me.

Get the 8 corner pizza...that way you get the full crispiness instead of some stupid middle piece

 

[Frostillicus]

I would not consider myself fancy.

Overruled.

 

[Frostillicus]

No no this isn't like the abominable Chicago style...this is the Detroit/Sicilian style

Omg I just had Detroit style for the first time and some middle of nowhere joint here in Minnesota. If the sauce was better it would have ruled.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

I agree on mozzarella sticks and though I like Pringles I can't argue the point, but man are potato skins awesome. So many delicious things all crammed together.

 

[strykerpks]

I think I'm done with <snip> mozzarella sticks. Just not worth the payoff.

You shut your whore mouth. Go to your room and think about what you just did.

 

[strykerpks]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

I agree on mozzarella sticks and though I like Pringles I can't argue the point, but man are potato skins awesome. So many delicious things all crammed together.

Your face is a potato skin

 

[bostonfred]

I like cheese. I like fried. I like cheese breading and marinara. I am mozzarella sticks' target market. I just can't justify the badness to goodness ratio anymore.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

I agree on mozzarella sticks and though I like Pringles I can't argue the point, but man are potato skins awesome. So many delicious things all crammed together.

Your face is a potato skin

I still like mozzarella sticks. I just never order them.

 

[facook]

any thoughts on life insurance? my 10 year policy is expiring. should i re-up for 10, 15, 20, more? i'm 46

How old are your kids?

I'm assuming you're using if for a safety net, not an investment vehicle.

correct. she's 8

wait- are you asking whether you should re-up for life insurance in general, or just for how long?

re-up for as long as you can afford- the rates will only be worse and harder to come by as your age increases and health decreases.

re uping. my dad died out of the blue at 51 leaving his wife and 3 month old baby up #### creek. not pleasant to watch her deal with all of it.

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

My sales bat-signal sounded. I can help if either of you are interested. ------> https://robliano.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/top20jerks-nedryerson-590x350.jpg

 

[UOFI_316]

I like cheese. I like fried. I like cheese breading and marinara. I am mozzarella sticks' target market. I just can't justify the badness to goodness ratio anymore.

Pretty sure this is the wrong thread to be trying to get the goodness to badness ratio to tilt the other way.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm singing OPP in my head and I'm pretty sure I'm making potato skins tonight. Stupid thread.

 

[fdas2]

I think I'm done with deep dish pizza. Is good but it's horrible for you and sits in your stomach like concrete. If it tasted better than regular pizza, I'd still give it a shot one in a while, but it's just kind of meh. same thing with mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and Pringles. Just not worth the payoff.

I agree on mozzarella sticks and though I like Pringles I can't argue the point, but man are potato skins awesome. So many delicious things all crammed together.

Your face is a potato skin

STOP INSULTING POTATO SKINS, #######

 

[kevzilla]

I'm singing OPP in my head and I'm pretty sure I'm making potato skins tonight. Stupid thread.

I bet a hypnotist could have a field day with you.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Better than She Likes Me For Meeee (thanks other thread)

At least the wife is making mini burgers for dinner tonight

I think I may make also make a slider out of a leftover fried Porkchop and some ranch dressing while I'm waiting for her to finish dinner

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm singing OPP in my head and I'm pretty sure I'm making potato skins tonight. Stupid thread.

The last P stands for Potato skins

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also Other People's Pringles

 

[Limp Ditka]

At least the wife is making mini burgers for dinner tonight

Outside of the greatness that is the White Castle slider, the concept of mini burgers is lost on me.