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Cat Shirt trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, finally making his way to the nape of her neck. She moaned beneath the attention, the sound of her voice making him shake with yearning. Thirst, desire, love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extruded to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Pepper's perfect skin, glistening in the dim light.
 
Cat Shirt trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, finally making his way to the nape of her neck. She moaned beneath the attention, the sound of her voice making him shake with yearning. Thirst, desire, love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extruded to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Pepper's perfect skin, glistening in the dim light.
I'll wait for GM's opinion when it comes to Peppers skin

 
Cat Shirt trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, finally making his way to the nape of her neck. She moaned beneath the attention, the sound of her voice making him shake with yearning. Thirst, desire, love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extruded to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Pepper's perfect skin, glistening in the dim light.
I'll wait for GM's opinion when it comes to Peppers skin
I opened it to a random page and thought GM would like it.

 
Our favorite event every year is the Austin Rodeo Gala. Which is tonight. So, of course, Yuke woke up from nap with a fever of 103 and diarrhea. ####### kids.

 
When I got up this morning, my glucose level was an unacceptable 230. After some sensible snacks, medication, and an hour on the treadmill, it's at the bottom of the normal range at 81. :bowtie:

Time to destroy a combo platter at La Tapatia. :porked:
...and back to 207. Odd, I don't think I hate myself. :oldunsure:

 
In for frostybox. I think it should be a box where we just add stuff like DVDs and whatnot so by the time it gets to uni it's a fridge box full of things useful for living under a bridge, Including the box itself.

 
I had to jump off the treadmill at mile 6 last night and run to the bathroom for possibly the sweatiness poop ever.

Good times.
there was a period back in my trail-running days when I'd have to do the same thing.

replace treadmill with trail, in this version. and bathroom with bushes.

 
Cat Shirt trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, finally making his way to the nape of her neck. She moaned beneath the attention, the sound of her voice making him shake with yearning. Thirst, desire, love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extruded to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Pepper's perfect skin, glistening in the dim light.
I'll wait for GM's opinion when it comes to Peppers skin
I opened it to a random page and thought GM would like it.
Huge fan of Pepper and her luxurious skin.

 
Having one kid rules. Having two kids who are really young is the worst thing ever. Having two kids who are old enough to play together sometimes rules but sometimes you really wish you could just disappear.

 
Our favorite event every year is the Austin Rodeo Gala. Which is tonight. So, of course, Yuke woke up from nap with a fever of 103 and diarrhea. ####### kids.
Your favorite event of the year is a rodeo?
No, it's a gala.
Right. It's at an event center downtown with an open bar and great meal and a ton of local movers and shakers. Dress for chicks is "Western chic" which apparently means cocktail dresses but trashier. Pretty much everybody there gets loaded. Proceeds benefit the Austin Rodeo scholarship fund. Thus the name.

 
Our favorite event every year is the Austin Rodeo Gala. Which is tonight. So, of course, Yuke woke up from nap with a fever of 103 and diarrhea. ####### kids.
Your favorite event of the year is a rodeo?
No, it's a gala.
Right. It's at an event center downtown with an open bar and great meal and a ton of local movers and shakers. Dress for chicks is "Western chic" which apparently means cocktail dresses but trashier. Pretty much everybody there gets loaded. Proceeds benefit the Austin Rodeo scholarship fund. Thus the name.
Is that a scholarship to rodeo school?

 
Our favorite event every year is the Austin Rodeo Gala. Which is tonight. So, of course, Yuke woke up from nap with a fever of 103 and diarrhea. ####### kids.
Your favorite event of the year is a rodeo?
No, it's a gala.
Right. It's at an event center downtown with an open bar and great meal and a ton of local movers and shakers. Dress for chicks is "Western chic" which apparently means cocktail dresses but trashier. Pretty much everybody there gets loaded. Proceeds benefit the Austin Rodeo scholarship fund. Thus the name.
Is that a scholarship to rodeo school?
No. Theyre regular scholarships to real schools. I'm pretty sure they even let some blacks and browns and gays have them.

 
It's actually a lot of fun. Been a few times, but the cool kids are over it.
Tons of Capitol types there. Guy I usually drink with is the head of the state liquor store association. That dude can put it away.

 
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Good Lord. I got drunker than #### making beer today. I have no idea how this batch is gonna turn out, as I have no recollection of finishing it. There's stuff in the fermenter, but other than that :shrug:

 

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