Bob Sacamano said:
The upside of having an 8 year old girl is that you get to hear songs like this one 1,000 times a day.
A musical accompaniment to your Bingo card. Assist to Idiot Boxer. And I guess that Lorde chick.
He believes that diamonds are for chumps
He plies his teeth with chicken wings... from BW3
The innerwebs thinks he's a grump
From another time, he’s always angry.
'Cause every post's like I hate paypal, children on my lawn
Pearl Jam, oatmeal, words that don't rhyme with dawn
He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids
But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick
Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick
He don't care, he's checking out that hot blue hair
And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)
Not Officer Pete Malloy
That alias just ain’t for us.
It lacks a certain kind of gruff
He’s Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)
They call him Mr. B
Listening to Greens and Blues and Blues and Blues
As he berates humanity
(with a subscription to Cat Fancy)
Seemed incomplete, though I probably like the first verse better.
He loved Brad Pitt in DaVinci Code
He'll hang your picture on the fridge in the staff room
And even though he thinks Trebek blooooows (Yes he'll deny this)
He still took his money
But every post's like I hate Twitter, vaccinate your damn kids
Baseball, Frodo, I'm not eatin' those squids
He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids
But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick
Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick
He don't care, he's just watchin' Cutler kill his Bears
And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)
Not Reg Llama with 3 "L"s
That alias just ain’t for us.
It lacks a certain kind of gruff
He’s Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)
They call him Mr. B
That doge rules, it rules, it rules, it rules, it rules
As he berates humanity