GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[YSR]

Still a big fan of the family size vag of Dortios.

ETA: family size

 

[Frostillicus]

From the confession thread

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About two weeks ago, I promised to send a very prominent and well renowned FBG a care package in the mail containing a bunch of meat sticks that this FBG cannot find in his neck of the woods, which is a very cold and frosty state. I bought him about $41 dollars worth of meat at an outlet store and they have been in a box in my car ever since. The reason why I haven't mailed them yet is that I have grown addicted to the meat sticks and have eaten about 3/4 of them. He keeps texting me expressing excitement over receiving this shipment and I keep telling him they are in the mail, but that's a lie. If I mailed them today, he'd receive about $3 worth of meat sticks and some old German porn magazines that I found stuck together in a dumpster.

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[Frostillicus]

Neat board.

 

[proninja]

Neat board.

You should think about putting a quote in quote blocks next time

 

[General Malaise]

From the confession thread

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About two weeks ago, I promised to send a very prominent and well renowned FBG a care package in the mail containing a bunch of meat sticks that this FBG cannot find in his neck of the woods, which is a very cold and frosty state. I bought him about $41 dollars worth of meat at an outlet store and they have been in a box in my car ever since. The reason why I haven't mailed them yet is that I have grown addicted to the meat sticks and have eaten about 3/4 of them. He keeps texting me expressing excitement over receiving this shipment and I keep telling him they are in the mail, but that's a lie. If I mailed them today, he'd receive about $3 worth of meat sticks and some old German porn magazines that I found stuck together in a dumpster.

What a ####.

 

[General Malaise]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

I did this yesterday (before i peed), I fished it out quickly and there are literally no problems with it.

GB Motorola.

 

[YSR]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Man, that's like three days worth of formula for twins.

 

[Plorfu]

I've managed to fend off the desire to check my phone while urinating.

 

[fdas2]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Man, that's like three days worth of formula for twins.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

Cocaine.

Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.

Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.

Not of my bank account, however.

I'm just too irresponsible for Vegas.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Weather.com is a really terrible website

Arcus app is pretty great.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

family size vag

WE KNOW

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I've managed to fend off the desire to check my phone while urinating.

In my defense, it was in a sweatshirt pocket. No idea what GM was doing.

 

[General Malaise]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Man, that's like three days worth of formula for twins.

No formula here. Wife is a freaking Alpenrose Dairy Cow when it comes to milking. Diapers, on the other hand....

 

[General Malaise]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

Cocaine.

Pretty sure that's not Vegas's fault, Mr. Rubell.

Also pretty sure that it's an enhancer of Vegas.

Not of my bank account, however.

I'm just too irresponsible for Vegas.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

2005 was my last and final trip there and it got messy.

 

[General Malaise]

I've managed to fend off the desire to check my phone while urinating.

In my defense, it was in a sweatshirt pocket. No idea what GM was doing.

I like to poop with the lights off in the morning and was using my phone like Rudolph cutting through the fog to see a clear landing spot. That's when my elbow hit the vanity and I sank my phone like MJ putting the Jazz away.

 

[El Floppo]

family size vag

WE KNOW

 

[-fish-]

I've managed to fend off the desire to check my phone while urinating.

maybe someone is taking pictures while they're peeing, or getting peed on.

 

[Osaurus]

Are we up to Frozen Jim talk yet?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

 

[Osaurus]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

So true.

 

[GroveDiesel]

This school year has been really tough for my wife. She's trying really hard but she is beaten up mentally. So what happens today? Her room is one of the classrooms flooded from a broken pipe. Unreal.

 

[shuke]

5000!

 

[Osaurus]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

 

[kevzilla]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies Five Fingers of Death

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Do they have cheeto flavored naan?

Cheeto flavored man?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Man, that's like three days worth of formula for twins.

No formula here. Wife is a freaking Alpenrose Dairy Cow when it comes to milking. Diapers, on the other hand....

gl with that. My sister had twins and tried to do boob only. It was a #### show of magnitude. She gave up and went to pumping and formula about 4-6 in. Too difficult

 

[Osaurus]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies Five Fingers of Death

Solid

 

[ScottNorwood]

This

 

[krista4]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

One of the all-time best acting performances.

 

[Osaurus]

Which one of you did this? http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/111520161650/from-a-fan-raisindetre-source-thats-what-she#_=_

 

[ScottNorwood]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

One of the all-time best acting performances.

I've never even heard of it, but it has Duvall so I'm intrigued.

 

[Osaurus]

41 days to Vegashole for me

 

[ScottNorwood]

So this Chappie movie is basically a Short Circuit remake, right?

 

[ScottNorwood]

41 days to Vegashole for me

It almost reads like a vegetarian butt hole

 

[ScottNorwood]

That's right, you just read through another norwood post flurry. Giddy-up

 

[krista4]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

One of the all-time best acting performances.

I've never even heard of it, but it has Duvall so I'm intrigued.

He won the Oscar for it, which doesn't necessarily mean a lot, but that and The Apostle are my favorite Duvall performances.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

One of the all-time best acting performances.

I've never even heard of it, but it has Duvall so I'm intrigued.

He won the Oscar for it, which doesn't necessarily mean a lot, but that and The Apostle are my favorite Duvall performances.

Hard to believe that anything will beat Lonesome Dove as my favorite, but I'll give it a shot

 

[Frostillicus]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

One of the all-time best acting performances.

I've never even heard of it, but it has Duvall so I'm intrigued.

He won the Oscar for it, which doesn't necessarily mean a lot, but that and The Apostle are my favorite Duvall performances.

I thought you meant Shelly Duvall.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Did Abe leave forever?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hijinx (semi NSFW drawing)

Semi? I'd say that's full mast.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This school year has been really tough for my wife. She's trying really hard but she is beaten up mentally. So what happens today? Her room is one of the classrooms flooded from a broken pipe. Unreal.

Yeah but she gets summers off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This

Which Kardashian is that?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

 

[mr roboto]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

Only everybody.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Did Abe leave forever?

Yes, but one day at a time.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Did Abe leave forever?

Yes, but one day at a time.

 

[General Malaise]

Dropped my phone in the toilet. Thankfully got insurance but $150 deductible makes me stabby.

Man, that's like three days worth of formula for twins.

No formula here. Wife is a freaking Alpenrose Dairy Cow when it comes to milking. Diapers, on the other hand....

gl with that. My sister had twins and tried to do boob only. It was a #### show of magnitude. She gave up and went to pumping and formula about 4-6 in. Too difficult

Ok, well, then we'll do that if it comes to it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We've all been with a girl like this, right fellas?