GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

Yes?

 

[cstu]

41 days to Vegashole for me

It almost reads like a vegetarian butt hole

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rejected by the resurrected

 

[strykerpks]

Rejected by the resurrected

Staged. He looks right at the fake Jesus before getting Mutombo'd

 

[1234]

Rejected by the resurrected

Staged. He looks right at the fake Jesus before getting Mutombo'd

I agree with the guy with the glowing wife.

 

[heckmanm]

Best beer label ever? Yes.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Once again I find myself watching Tender Mercies

On the wings of a snow, white, dove...

 

[cosjobs]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

Add a little rice wine vinegar

 

[cosjobs]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

pour a 40 ...

 

[cosjobs]

It was at least a gram.

Bouncer takes it to the garbage can and opens the baggie and shakes it out.

Then he confronts the guy who was sitting on the bar stool before me. That guy vehemently denies it, then comes back and apologizes for 10 minutes.

He leaves and then his girlfriend comes over and chews out the bouncer for embarrassing her man.

15 minutes later the boyfriend comes back and starts rifling through the garbage, trying to salvage a little something.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[Annyong]

fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend

 

[mr roboto]

Wow. Proud of you cos.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't even know me anymore.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This

WOW that looks great.

Did Abe leave forever?

Yes, but one day at a time.

We've all been with a girl like this, right fellas?

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You

are

killing

me

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't even know me anymore.

Seriously. WTMF. I'm sure you could have found somebody to take that off your hands.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

Add a little rice wine vinegar

And take out all the mayo

 

[Binky The Doormat]

We've all been with a girl like this, right fellas?

 

[shuke]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

Add a little rice wine vinegar

3:2 ratio mayo:apple cider vinegar

 

[strykerpks]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

Somewhere in Youngstown, at that very moment, Homer got a really bad pain in his stomach. Kinda like when one twin gets hurt, clear across the country from the other.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

Yes?

I've left forever at least 3 times.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We had to take pictures at work for our email profile and some bulletin board thing

People keep saying things like "nice mugshot" or "you look pretty rapey"

It's not that bad of a picture, is it?

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/818/i9IkDa.jpg

 

[fdas2]

That's pretty rapey

 

[cosjobs]

I imagined you much more attractive

 

[kevzilla]

I don't even know me anymore.

Seriously. WTMF. I'm sure you could have found somebody to take that off your hands.

 

[shuke]

We need 5 more people who are interested in playing fantasy baseball with some FBG legends. Please see here.

 

[Osaurus]

1/3 cup mayo is my max for slaw. I use a lot of cayenne pepper in mine to give it a kick. Dry slaw is the only way to go IMO.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Did Abe leave forever?

Does anybody?

Yes?

I've left forever at least 3 times.

I just came back from leaving forever.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We had to take pictures at work for our email profile and some bulletin board thing

People keep saying things like "nice mugshot" or "you look pretty rapey"

It's not that bad of a picture, is it?

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/818/i9IkDa.jpg

More stabby than rapey

 

[GroveDiesel]

We had to take pictures at work for our email profile and some bulletin board thing

People keep saying things like "nice mugshot" or "you look pretty rapey"

It's not that bad of a picture, is it?

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/818/i9IkDa.jpg

More stabby than rapey

Guy who got busted taking upskirt photos of 14 year old girls at KMart.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

Won't somebody please think of the coke whores?!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We had to take pictures at work for our email profile and some bulletin board thing

People keep saying things like "nice mugshot" or "you look pretty rapey"

It's not that bad of a picture, is it?

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/818/i9IkDa.jpg

More stabby than rapey

Guy who got busted taking upskirt photos of 14 year old girls at KMart.

Landlord caught spying on his tenants with a shower cam.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

Add a little rice wine vinegar

3:2 ratio mayo:apple cider vinegar

I think you need at least 2 more votes to ratify this as the official GMTAN Slaw ratio

 

[cosjobs]

Too much mayo can ruin a slaw

Add a little rice wine vinegar

3:2 ratio mayo:apple cider vinegar

I think you need at least 2 more votes to ratify this as the official GMTAN Slaw ratio

Poppyseeds are always a nice addition. Plus they are a great excuse for failing a drug test.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

 

[Frostillicus]

We need 5 more people who are interested in playing fantasy baseball with some FBG legends. Please see here.

I'm in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

Somewhere in Youngstown, at that very moment, Homer got a really bad pain in his stomach. Kinda like when one twin gets hurt, clear across the country from the other.

My link

Seriously sick about this myself.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

It smells like candy canes. She uses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Candy Cane body wash down there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=ssl#q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=shop&spd=13563557350158792510

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We need 5 more people who are interested in playing fantasy baseball with some FBG legends. Please see here.

I've never played FB before. How much does it cost?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

It smells like candy canes. She uses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Candy Cane body wash down there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=ssl#q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=shop&spd=13563557350158792510

She looks hideous without a ton of makeup. That makes me sad.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

It smells like candy canes. She uses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Candy Cane body wash down there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=ssl#q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=shop&spd=13563557350158792510

She looks hideous without a ton of makeup. That makes me sad.

It makes me take her by the makeup counter at Macy's.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

It smells like candy canes. She uses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Candy Cane body wash down there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=ssl#q=Teenage+Mutant+Ninja+turtles+bodywash&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=shop&spd=13563557350158792510

She looks hideous without a ton of makeup. That makes me sad.

It makes me take her by the makeup counter at Macy's.

Oh I would love to have her pee on me, don't get me wrong.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm podcasting my morning show and somebody critical of Cameron Diaz said her vag probably smells like Doritos.

Was that supposed to be a bad thing?

 

[strykerpks]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

 

[kevzilla]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

Yes, but the guests keep dying.

 

[Annyong]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

Yes, but the guests keep dying.

OF LAUGHTER!!!!

 

[Thorn]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

This and this (1:50 mark of download) should be added to the GMTAN master index so you don't forget again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

 

[-fish-]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

I just died a little.