GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

One of the dads on my son's hockey team (11/12 yo's) is 68.

Did he go to high school with Tanner?

here

 

[Annyong]

Tanner- they updated this.

 

[cosjobs]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything.

I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

5000 pennies

 

[cosjobs]

Tecumseh, I just submitted JFK bust.

5000 pennies

 

[cosjobs]

Not unless it's twins. GM

 

[cosjobs]

Bob has a morning show? And a podcast?

I think what our oft-concussed and currently involuntarily sober friend means is that he was listening to his favorite morning show via podcast, and heard something amusing.

THANK YOU THORN!!

Also, GM, I went to Vegas not once, but twice, after a severe concussion. Ball up GB.

I'm not going anywhere for at least 20 years. Hoooray, reproduction!

Wife 2.0 periodically asks me if we can have a baby, despite having five kids between us already. We both know it is just her hormones making her say insane stuff, because nobody would be dumb enough to actually do that, right?

I would punch my wife in the Dorito cave if she even joked about having another kid at our age.

I agree with your feeling, but since I am not a Fresno troglodyte, I refrain from the punching.

Most chicks dig foreplay

 

[Thorn]

she wants to do a destination wedding somewhere like Bakersfield.

Said no one ever.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST SAID IT

 

[Henry Ford]

Anyone seen Henry Ford lately?

Don't get me started on that guy.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

1. Hire Erin Brocovich

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It was at least a gram.

Bouncer takes it to the garbage can and opens the baggie and shakes it out.

Then he confronts the guy who was sitting on the bar stool before me. That guy vehemently denies it, then comes back and apologizes for 10 minutes.

He leaves and then his girlfriend comes over and chews out the bouncer for embarrassing her man.

15 minutes later the boyfriend comes back and starts rifling through the garbage, trying to salvage a little something.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Cocaine is vitamins for Hotel Soap.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

1. Hire Erin Brocovich

Sadly, nothing toxic about it. Just regular old racism and stupidity.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

1. Hire Erin Brocovich

Sadly, nothing toxic about it. Just regular old racism and stupidity.

1. Hire Rosa Parks

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

1. Hire Erin Brocovich

Sadly, nothing toxic about it. Just regular old racism and stupidity.

1. Hire Rosa Parks

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, even this woman who's been dead for nine years knows I'm right. Thank you."

 

[cosjobs]

I'm first chairing a 150-plaintiff case in the middle of nowhere. I don't exist until roughly March.

1. Hire Erin Brocovich

Sadly, nothing toxic about it. Just regular old racism and stupidity.

1. Hire Rosa Parks

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, even this woman who's been dead for nine years knows I'm right. Thank you."

Don't make it about you.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, even this woman who's been dead for nine years knows you're wrong. Thank you."

:rollseyes: lawyers

 

[krista4]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

Buying Atlantic City?

 

[Henry Ford]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I'm back for about fifteen minutes. Then I'll see you in a couple weeks.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

Buying Atlantic City?

Probably moving to a remote island in the Aleutians that weekend.

 

[Henry Ford]

Good talk, folks. See you in a couple weeks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hank > wait!

 

[kevzilla]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I knew Mr. krista getting a job would wreck things. Sad face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner- they updated this.

What a fascinating and modern world we live in.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tanner- they updated this.

What a fascinating and modern world we live in.

Rules!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

This was more predictable than Abe buying his second gallon of gas.

 

[-fish-]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

It's because cos threw out coke, isn't it?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

It's because cos threw out coke, isn't it?

Should have mixed it with some Pappy.

 

[cosjobs]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

Wft?

 

[Osaurus]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

Wft?

Yeah....this news is most unsavoryETA: Not Henry Ford

 

[krista4]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I knew Mr. krista getting a job would wreck things. Sad face.

Yep, exactly. Turns out his schedule will be to work all but Tues and Thurs. Taking a Saturday, Sunday and Monday off right after starting is a no-go, especially since it's Easter Sunday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I knew Mr. krista getting a job would wreck things. Sad face.

Yep, exactly. Turns out his schedule will be to work all but Tues and Thurs. Taking a Saturday, Sunday and Monday off right after starting is a no-go, especially since it's Easter Sunday.

So why can't you go?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That's not how that works.

 

[Osaurus]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I knew Mr. krista getting a job would wreck things. Sad face.

Yep, exactly. Turns out his schedule will be to work all but Tues and Thurs. Taking a Saturday, Sunday and Monday off right after starting is a no-go, especially since it's Easter Sunday.

So why can't you go?

This

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I have to get a Doc Holiday skin test every 3 years. I just got the notice that I have to get done by March 10. I'm going to tell the district that I refuse because I don't want the autism.

 

[-fish-]

So I have to get a Doc Holiday skin test every 3 years. I just got the notice that I have to get done by March 10. I'm going to tell the district that I refuse because I don't want the autism.

good call, lunger.

 

[Guster]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

Still waiting for that picture you were going to make for me... like 3 years ago or something

 

[Guster]

ANyone here ever set up an Etsy store? Do they take a cut? Thinking about selling some sketches and crap on there.

No on the Etsy store. Sorry.

What do you charge for family portraits?

No idea, I've never done one actually and those aren't exactly in my wheelhouse. A lot of my stuff is a little too stylized for family portraits. Also I don't really have time to sit down and spend multiple hours on a single thing. Wish I did. I also owe a few guys here some work (Guster, Moops, and at least a few others) so I would hate to commit to anything. I'm wanting to sell stuff like this on etsy and put the $ into an account for my boys. I drew the shark and my kids painted over it. Whole process took like 30 minutes.

You remembered!!

 

[mr roboto]

I have a festering cold sore the size of K4's cavern on my upper lip. Must have been the BJ I gave to Zooks.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

I knew Mr. krista getting a job would wreck things. Sad face.

Yep, exactly. Turns out his schedule will be to work all but Tues and Thurs. Taking a Saturday, Sunday and Monday off right after starting is a no-go, especially since it's Easter Sunday.

Well, hell........

 

[Guster]

I have a festering cold sore the size of K4's cavern on my upper lip. Must have been the BJ I gave to Guster.

This is not the Zooks you're looking for

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Good news: Henry Ford is back!

Bad news: The kristas are out for Vegashole. :(

Buying Atlantic City?

Probably moving to a remote island in the Aleutians that weekend.

Oh come on.

This was gold.

 

[mr roboto]

I have a festering cold sore the size of K4's cavern on my upper lip. Must have been the BJ I gave to Guster.

This is not the Zooks you're looking for

Oops.

 

[-fish-]

I was sitting at the bar last night and saw a something on the floor. Looking closer, i see it is a little baggie of cocaine.

I covered it with my foot as i finished my drink while the angel and devil sitting on either shoulder slugged it out.

Nudging the bouncer seated beside me and pointing to my foot for the big reveal was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm officially old.

JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

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MOTHER####

nobody wants coke that's been stepped on anyway

 

[bostonfred]

I'm going to pass on the unknown stranger's floor drugs thanks.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm going to pass on the unknown stranger's floor drugs thanks.

1962-1975, 1990-2001, 2001.1-now: agreed

1976-1989 and 2001.01-2001.1 -

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm going to pass on the unknown stranger's floor drugs thanks.

See, Fred learned one of the three key lessons from Pulp Fiction.

 

[-fish-]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

of course. even this guy gets it, and he's been married for like 70 years.

Back before I met my wife, in the 80s...the 1980s...I was never a big Colombian Marching Powder guy. But if I was given some or whatever I knew what to do with it.

That and California Coolers were awesome bait for low self-esteem foxy babes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys are my witnesses. I want this and only this as my obit.