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Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate.

I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.

 
Ive noticed this - around Canada anyways

The "fake" homebrand stuff, only comes in regular strength and is missing one ingredient that the real stuff has listed

What if that's THE ingredient that makes all the magic?

Anyways, it's null and void cuz I only use Extra Strength.
GB only lists menthol and zinc oxide as the active ingredients.

I've never used the off-brand stuff, so I can't say with any experience. I just buy GB. It's always done right by me and I don't mind the price. I'll stay loyal.

I also appreciate that they haven't gone gimmicky. The bottle's stayed old-school and they don't market the product for what it's really for. It's like an important secret that only men know about.

The Anti-Monkey Butt thing just seems tacky in comparison.
active ingredients, yes...

But it's missing 1 or 2 things from the list of other ingredients. I dont like that. I dont know what those things do, and they may be key.

Anyways, like you said... Im going to be supporting this product a long time. Price is fair, works great and makes me smile w that minty ### feeling.

And I faked a sunburn on my back when I checked out - the cashier was hot and I didnt want her thinking I got swamp nuts

that or shed appreciate my effort in being fresh

 
Ive noticed this - around Canada anyways

The "fake" homebrand stuff, only comes in regular strength and is missing one ingredient that the real stuff has listed

What if that's THE ingredient that makes all the magic?

Anyways, it's null and void cuz I only use Extra Strength.
GB only lists menthol and zinc oxide as the active ingredients.

I've never used the off-brand stuff, so I can't say with any experience. I just buy GB. It's always done right by me and I don't mind the price. I'll stay loyal.

I also appreciate that they haven't gone gimmicky. The bottle's stayed old-school and they don't market the product for what it's really for. It's like an important secret that only men know about.

The Anti-Monkey Butt thing just seems tacky in comparison.
active ingredients, yes...

But it's missing 1 or 2 things from the list of other ingredients. I dont like that. I dont know what those things do, and they may be key.

Anyways, like you said... Im going to be supporting this product a long time. Price is fair, works great and makes me smile w that minty ### feeling.

And I faked a sunburn on my back when I checked out - the cashier was hot and I didnt want her thinking I got swamp nuts

that or shed appreciate my effort in being fresh
You were probably safe anyway. That's a great reason to appreciate that GB doesn't advertise "swamp nuts" as one of the intended uses.

Unless a woman has a man in her life that that's in the know, she wouldn't have a clue what the stuff is really for. Even then, there are probably a lot of women that see the green beauty sitting in the bathroom every day and still don't know what it's for. My wife probably wishes she was one of these women.

 
Though, I do chuckle, at that poor girl who's now going to cover herself in GB next time she gets a sunburn (never tried it for that, so maybe it does work like a charm for that too).

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate.

I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.

 
pollardsvision said:
Though, I do chuckle, at that poor girl who's now going to cover herself in GB next time she gets a sunburn (never tried it for that, so maybe it does work like a charm for that too).
If a girl is going end up covered in GB, you are applying way way way too much.

 
The other good use for GB is as a foot deodorant. If you weaar shoes sockless, adding some it to your feet or the inside of the shoe will help keep it dry and eliminate any odor. It is a good idea to not over do it and make sure you work it in well so your feet aren't covered in a white powder when you take off your shoes.

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate.

I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.

 
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mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.
Ok, so it's medicated from menthol, not eucalyptus. Would you brush your teeth with it?

 
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Are you guys dipping your finger in it like fun dip and the sticking it up your booty hole? If yes, do you fart clouds?

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.
Ok, so it's medicated from menthol, not eucalyptus. Would you brush your teeth with it?
No, that isn't what it is made for. There is mint in some shampoos and conditioners, I wouldn't brush my teeth with that either. There are soaps made with mint scents, wouldn't brush my teeth with those either. What does brushing your teeth have to do with anything?

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.
Ok, so it's medicated from menthol, not eucalyptus. Would you brush your teeth with it?
No, that isn't what it is made for. There is mint in some shampoos and conditioners, I wouldn't brush my teeth with that either. There are soaps made with mint scents, wouldn't brush my teeth with those either. What does brushing your teeth have to do with anything?
About as much as GB smells like mint.

 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.
Ok, so it's medicated from menthol, not eucalyptus. Would you brush your teeth with it?
No, that isn't what it is made for. There is mint in some shampoos and conditioners, I wouldn't brush my teeth with that either. There are soaps made with mint scents, wouldn't brush my teeth with those either. What does brushing your teeth have to do with anything?
About as much as GB smells like mint.
Regardless of how you want to describe it's smell, the smell fades quickly after application and the powder mostly absorbs other unwanted smells. A slight hint of GB is preferable to the smell of your balls after hours in the summer heat. Obviously, being totally fresh from the shower is preferable, that isn't always possible.
 
mad sweeney said:
Beyond any possible chaffing, it's a good idea to keep your sex regions fresh and dry so you can sex at a moments notice without grossing the lucky young lady out. Are you guys trying to bone with smelly, sweaty sacks?
You think the smell of Gold Bond is sexy and attractive? Yeah, ladies love burying their face in some medicated eucalyptus. Try a little cornstarch baby powder out of the shower if you want dry and appealing. Gold Bond is for after you screwed up and have a problem, that's why it's medicated. As in, to medicate. I don't use bp at work anymore though, I switched to Body Glide since I work long hours of alternating heavy movement (sweating) and sitting around, which is when the real damage gets done.
The medication part is menthol which is made from mint. If mint is such an offensive smell, why are most gums, toothpastes, and mouth washes flavored with mint? It isn't even a very strong mint smell either, but enough to absorb and mask the smell of a sweaty sack...which is without a doubt far more offensive than mint. I actually did use baby powder in the past. However, two different women commented that they found it odd and disturbing that it smelled like a baby down there.
Would you brush your teeth with GB? There may be a hint of mint in the smell, but it's never smelled particularly minty fresh to me. Not sure where you got that I think mint is a bad smell/taste, (or that tootpaste/gum/mouthwash are made from menthol) but the odor of GB is far, far more than just mint.
You said it was medicated eucalyptus, it's menthol. I don't think it has a really strong smell, particularly after it is applied and rubbed in. It just helps soak up bad odors. I actually think baby powder smell lingers more and I don't want my groin smelling like a baby.
Ok, so it's medicated from menthol, not eucalyptus. Would you brush your teeth with it?
No, that isn't what it is made for. There is mint in some shampoos and conditioners, I wouldn't brush my teeth with that either. There are soaps made with mint scents, wouldn't brush my teeth with those either. What does brushing your teeth have to do with anything?
About as much as GB smells like mint.
Regardless of how you want to describe it's smell, the smell fades quickly after application and the powder mostly absorbs other unwanted smells. A slight hint of GB is preferable to the smell of your balls after hours in the summer heat. Obviously, being totally fresh from the shower is preferable, that isn't always possible.
"Fades quickly" is untrue and even the lingering smell of balls plus medicated menthol is unpleasant. BP works far better and doesn't smell like someone swabbed you with Vicks or some other medicinal smell.

 
Yeah, I'm not sure about the fades quickly thing. Even after several good handwashings, I know it can take hours just to get the smell off my hand.

Now, for the nethers, I think from 7AM until later at night is plenty of time for the aroma to fade to passable levels. Not a big deal, unless you get an unexpected treat for lunch, but in that case, you're generally just getting right down to business anyway, so who cares.

 
FFA members pitching it like they're getting steady head.

lol

someone please find me a girl who prefers nutsweat smell over menthol. tx

 
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I'm sure it's in this thread somewhere but could someone please post detailed instructions for use and tips and tricks as a response to this post please.

 
I'm sure it's in this thread somewhere but could someone please post detailed instructions for use and tips and tricks as a response to this post please.
For hot, humid days, apply gold bond green to taint and ### (Be sure to avoid getting any in the tip). My preferred method is putting it in boxer briefs after a morning shower. Gives a nice tingling feeling and keep you from chaffing and getting swamp ###.

Always use it when going golfing or other outdoor activities in summer.

 
I'm sure it's in this thread somewhere but could someone please post detailed instructions for use and tips and tricks as a response to this post please.
1. Find a place that you don't mind getting covered in magic powder (in shower, over toilet, over a towel, outside if you like to keep it real, wherever).

2. If you are just emerging from the shower, dry off well*. If not, get naked.

3. Put a healthy amount of GB in one hand (say, a tablespoon or two)

4. Grab your, um, twig with the other hand (a western grip works well), making sure to cover Willy's one eye.

5. Apply generously to everywhere including, but not limited too, the taint, entire satchel, side of thighs, particularly between the latter two destinations. I also apply to the feet. Others go to the buttcrack,, but I can't speak to that.**

6. Remember the burn that follows in about 2 minutes for about 5 minutes is completely worth the euphoria that's coming soon.

7. Enjoy your new life.

*There's some dispute on the importance of that.

**Some also give a nice dusting to the drawers. Can't speak on that either.

 
FFA members pitching it like they're getting steady head.

lol

someone please find me a girl who prefers nutsweat smell over menthol. tx
Not steady head, I'm married now. But steady sex and it usually starts with her hands down there and nobody going to want grab a sweaty mess. I get what he is saying about the smell not being great, that's why I tried baby powder years ago. It wasn't a good reaction. Anyone have a better suggestion?

The great sweaty balls debate. Too bad we don't have a slew of women willing to volunteer for a study.

 
FYI Im off work today - Just showered and slapped some GB all over my ########, balls, inner thighs and a dusting on the lower back.

I feel like nothing could upset me right now. It just gives me a feeling of invincibility.

True Speak - I used to wake up and have a bit of a funk to me downstairs, if I didnt shower right before bed - sweaty sleeper I think. Since Ive been gold bonding, nothing. fresh as ####

 
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stupid sexy target only had the yellow bottle. maybe i was looking in the wrong dept (by the foot blister, pain med, knee brace area)

what dept can i find the green bottle?

 
stupid sexy target only had the yellow bottle. maybe i was looking in the wrong dept (by the foot blister, pain med, knee brace area)

what dept can i find the green bottle?
The Kroger around here keeps the green and yellow bottles in separate places.

Yellow by the foot/pain/blister stuff. Green is over somewhere around the fru-fru women's skin care crap.

It varies from place to place, which makes sense. For a big chunk of the population, they have no clue what this magic elixer is for. It lists a million things on the bottle, none of which are it's true purpose.

 
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stupid sexy target only had the yellow bottle. maybe i was looking in the wrong dept (by the foot blister, pain med, knee brace area)

what dept can i find the green bottle?
the walmart here keeps yellow and green together, as they should, as theyre for mostly the same purposes (green is just a fair bit stronger)

the blue is alone, in the foot care section, where it should be

 
mr roboto said:
rizzler said:
FFA members pitching it like they're getting steady head.

lol

someone please find me a girl who prefers nutsweat smell over menthol. tx
You do realize you can wash your balls with soap and water, right?
No ####. I think I can count on one hand the times I have had "swamp ###".
 
mr roboto said:
rizzler said:
FFA members pitching it like they're getting steady head.

lol

someone please find me a girl who prefers nutsweat smell over menthol. tx
You do realize you can wash your balls with soap and water, right?
No ####. I think I can count on one hand the times I have had "swamp ###".
You dont get outside much, do you?
I think he's in the trades.

I don't get this skin-destroying swamp ###. Sure, stuff gets sweaty and a little stanky, but the way guys in this thread are talking, life would be unbearable and your balls would rot off without this magic powder.

 
stupid sexy target only had the yellow bottle. maybe i was looking in the wrong dept (by the foot blister, pain med, knee brace area)

what dept can i find the green bottle?
the walmart here keeps yellow and green together, as they should, as theyre for mostly the same purposes (green is just a fair bit stronger)

the blue is alone, in the foot care section, where it should be
but keeps them together WHERE?

i always have trouble finding this ####, other than the crazy powerful melt your nuts blue bottle

 
stupid sexy target only had the yellow bottle. maybe i was looking in the wrong dept (by the foot blister, pain med, knee brace area)

what dept can i find the green bottle?
the walmart here keeps yellow and green together, as they should, as theyre for mostly the same purposes (green is just a fair bit stronger)

the blue is alone, in the foot care section, where it should be
but keeps them together WHERE?

i always have trouble finding this ####, other than the crazy powerful melt your nuts blue bottle
In canadian walmarts, it's in the section with suntan lotion and ####.

 
I was near a Publix at lunch today, so I popped in and they had the green bottle! It's sitting in my car trunk right now. Can't wait to see how it compares to the yellow bottle.

I'm way too excited for this.

 
I was near a Publix at lunch today, so I popped in and they had the green bottle! It's sitting in my car trunk right now. Can't wait to see how it compares to the yellow bottle.

I'm way too excited for this.
Havent used the yellow, so cant comment.

But a friend who has, says it's like going from Malibu Rum, to Whiskey

 
My only request is that you don't do it in the locker room in my gym.

Nobody wants to watch drop trow, put your foot up on the counter, blow dry your crotch, then go lebron with this powder.

TIA.

 
Maybe there's some super secret hard to get ingredient in the green stuff so they can't sell it everywhere. Or maybe they are afraid they will never sell the yellow stuff again if the green one is readily available

 
Maybe there's some super secret hard to get ingredient in the green stuff so they can't sell it everywhere. Or maybe they are afraid they will never sell the yellow stuff again if the green one is readily available
Once you go green... yellow becomes a has been

 

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